The Best Brothel in London
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morgaine_dulacWhen Snape is given a gift certificate at the best brothel in London, he knows just what to do with it.
ReviewedA/N: Drabble written for the Muffliato! Birthday Gift Exchange in honour of our dear Potions master's birthday. The gift provided was a gift certificate at the best brothel in London.
The Best Brothel in London
Snape huffed. Ever since had risen from death (Skeeter’s words), he hadn’t had a moment of peace. Interviews. Autographs. Limelight!
Today was his birthday. He had hoped that at least Lucius would leave him alone, but no! "Enjoy yourself," he had said.
"How much time does this buy me?" Snape asked, waving the gift certificate under the Madam’s nose.
"Depends. Giselle, our best: twenty minutes. Lana: two hours."
"I’ll have Lana!"
She was pretty. Nice arse, nice tits, and she never said a word. She sat knitting, and Snape enjoyed her bed for two hours, having a well-deserved nap.
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Latest 25 Reviews for The Best Brothel in London
14 Reviews | 5.71/10 Average
This was very clever - I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thank you.Letitia
How smart of Severus to turn Lucius' gift to his advantage! A very cute drabble.
That was hilarious!!!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Best Brothel in London)
Thanks! I had tons of fun writing this little piece.
Giggles. That was great!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Best Brothel in London)
I had a blast writing this little story. Glad you liked it.
The things Sev has to do for some rest... :) I love it!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Best Brothel in London)
It's a hard life!
Hehe, great twist :)
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Best Brothel in London)
Didn't see it coming myself.
Well played, Severus, lol!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Best Brothel in London)
He wasn't put into Slytherin for his good looks alone, hehe
Ha ha! Never expected that. 
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Best Brothel in London)
Neither did I when I started writing this.
Waking up from a well-deserved nap myself, I do relate to Severus! :P This one has always evoked uncontrolled laughs and satisfied smirks during my countless re-reads. ;)
Tailor-made for naughty humour..that's you!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Best Brothel in London)
This might just be the best review I've ever recieved.
Lucius gave him what he needed most after all.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Best Brothel in London)
Lucius is a dearie :-)
Brilliant, I loved it:-))
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Best Brothel in London)
Thank you! :-)
Haha, love it!
Haha! That's a great way to use the time!