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The Best Brothel in London

morgaine_dulac

14 Reviews   |   14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Humor Alternate Universe General Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 146 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Severus Snape

When Snape is given a gift certificate at the best brothel in London, he knows just what to do with it.

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Chapter 1: The Best Brothel in London


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morgaine_dulac

Member Since 2008  |  52 Stories  |  Favorited by 122  |  948 Reviews Written  |  2,443 Review Responses

Born: in the glorious year of 1979, when Dio joined Black Sabbath and Peter Pettigrew started passing on information to the Dark Lord

Colours: black, green, silver

Passions: writing, cooking, baking, witchcraft

Obsessions: quite a few, chocolate for one (hi Lupin!), but mainly a certain Potions master and a blond DE.

When I am not writing alone, I co-write with my favourite Ravenclaw star_girl. Look for sevs_starsisters to find our stories.

Published writer since 2014. Original fiction is good fun, but I find myself returning to fan fiction every now and then 

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Reviews for The Best Brothel in London

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10/10

letiticia1983

This was very clever - I haven't laughed that hard in a while.  Thank you.Letitia

0/10

stgulik

How smart of Severus to turn Lucius' gift to his advantage! A very cute drabble.

0/10

2campbell

That was hilarious!!!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Best Brothel in London)

Thanks! I had tons of fun writing this little piece. 

10/10

loreen77

Giggles. That was great!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Best Brothel in London)

I had a blast writing this little story. Glad you liked it. 

10/10

Jolene_Wawr

The things Sev has to do for some rest... :) I love it!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Best Brothel in London)

It's a hard life!

0/10

star_girl

Hehe, great twist :)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Best Brothel in London)

Didn't see it coming myself.

10/10

HBAR

Well played, Severus, lol!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Best Brothel in London)

He wasn't put into Slytherin for his good looks alone, hehe

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lazybitch

Ha ha! Never expected that.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Best Brothel in London)

Neither did I when I started writing this.

10/10

MayavanavihariniHarini

Waking up from a well-deserved nap myself, I do relate to Severus! :P This one has always evoked uncontrolled laughs and satisfied smirks during my countless re-reads. ;)
Tailor-made for naughty humour..that's you!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Best Brothel in London)

This might just be the best review I've ever recieved.

10/10

mick42

Lucius gave him what he needed most after all.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Best Brothel in London)

Lucius is a dearie :-)

0/10

jectex

Cute short. 

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Best Brothel in London)

Thanks!

10/10

Sampdoria

Brilliant, I loved it:-))

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Best Brothel in London)

Thank you! :-)

10/10

TheCopperDragon2004

Haha, love it!

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TheCopperDragon2004

Haha! That's a great way to use the time!

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