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How Snape Saved Glinda the Good Witch of the South
June W15 Reviews | 5.93/10 (15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )
Severus Snape is invited to the Order's annual gathering, where he is "requested" to read a story to the children.
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Brilliant!!!
Response from June W (Author of How Snape Saved Glinda the Good Witch of the South)
Gracias!
What a hoot. Loved it. Thanks for writing and sharing.
Response from June W (Author of How Snape Saved Glinda the Good Witch of the South)
Merci beaucoup!
Cute little snippet. I wish it were longer, a little more details, but I typically do wish that of all these. ;)
Response from June W (Author of How Snape Saved Glinda the Good Witch of the South)
Me too, but Snapey gave me a look that said I should butt out, or else.
Where to start? I just love this! I laughed so many times. Amusing flying monkeys, metmorphing portkey slippers, so much to enjoy! Thank you!
Response from June W (Author of How Snape Saved Glinda the Good Witch of the South)
There should be a Quidditch team - Flying Monkeys of Oz. Actually, I would like a pair of Portkey slippers!
This was delightful!I love how the parents use Severus as a shining example for their children.
Response from June W (Author of How Snape Saved Glinda the Good Witch of the South)
I figured that Harry, Ginny, Neville, etc. would never tell their kids about their own war exploits, but Snapey is fair game. Snape is like Santa Claus – he only comes by once a year, so you better behave when he shows up 'cos he can read your mind. Now that would scare kids into eating their vegetables!
"Severus Snape brushes his teeth," the parents told their children. "Severus Snape eats his vegetables." OMG! This cracks me up.Severus' way of telling fairy tales is pretty much how my father handled the "read me a story" thing. He always changed something just to hear us groan.After all was said and done, Hermione and Severus definitely got the better end of the deal.Well done!!!Beth
Response from June W (Author of How Snape Saved Glinda the Good Witch of the South)
Your dad sounds like Snapey! just to hear us groan. Heh-heh!
Thank you for writing this, it was like a mini journey through my childhood bookshelf! Had to laugh about Snape being set up as the gold standard of brushing teeth and eating vegetables. I wonder if Snape the War Hero read Diamonds and Toads as well... and was inspired to change the toads to slugs for old time's sake... when the hands on Hermione's clock tell of a compromising position ;o)
Response from June W (Author of How Snape Saved Glinda the Good Witch of the South)
No Disney-fied tales on your childhood bookshelf! Snapey is aware of Diamonds and Toads, but he is not fond of tales with snakes. He would be very unhappy to have someone in his Potions class who drops diamonds, flowers, toads, or especially snakes from their mouth and into their cauldron. Well, actually, he could live with the diamonds and pearls...Thank you for commenting! Snapey says, "Eat your vegetables and then brush your teeth."
I think Snape and Hermione should devise their own "amusing" flying monkeys to sic on Ron and Lavender. Or perhaps they could make a few bucks by selling the idea to George as a new revenge prank especially designed for lying cheats, their significant slags, etc. Just imagine, your own, personal pack of flying minions eager to do your bidding! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!At any rate, Hermione definitely traded up.
Response from June W (Author of How Snape Saved Glinda the Good Witch of the South)
Definitely, she traded up from Won-Won. And you're right, flying monkeys are much more advanced magic than those flying canaries she used to cast. Yay for flying minions!
Hermione should have given Snape "Wicked" to read to the children. Just leave it to our wonderful dour potion's master to change the endings of the fairy tales to suit him. This made me laugh. Good story.
Response from June W (Author of How Snape Saved Glinda the Good Witch of the South)
Snape wants you to know that if she'd had a Slytherin to advise her, Elphaba would never have been forced to leave Oz. And he would only change fairy tale endings to be more.... realistic. And with less singing and dancing.
LOL, I guess Hermione's kids got to learn the truth about whether "a war-hero eats his vegetables..."
Response from June W (Author of How Snape Saved Glinda the Good Witch of the South)
Snape does eat his vegetables: chips, with a little malt and vinegar.
I'm sure he will not accuse Hermione of " unnecessary sweetness "
Thank you, this was a delight to read.
Response from June W (Author of How Snape Saved Glinda the Good Witch of the South)
Thank you! No, no diabetic coma here.
supremely amusing! :) just wish the ending wasna so curt. :) there is breezy, and then there is curt!
Response from June W (Author of How Snape Saved Glinda the Good Witch of the South)
I'm sorry, I was writing this in between longer writing projects. One day, maaaaaaaaybe, there could be a longer tale, in which... hmm.... Elphaba is a half-blood, as is Snapey, so.... hmmm....
Cute story. Thanks for writing it.
I like that the flying monkeys were the one thing that amused him. They always scared me as a child.
I saw the movie the other day and started noticing funny dialogue that had previously slipped past me:
Tin man: ...OIL ....CAN...
Scarecrow: What'd he say?
Dorothy: OIL CAN
Scarecrow: Oil can what?
I still laugh.
Response from June W (Author of How Snape Saved Glinda the Good Witch of the South)
I was scared by the witch's feet, shriveling up under the house. Brrrr!Scarecrow tells the Tin Man and the Lion what the monkeys did to him, taking bits of him and tossing them all over: he was de-strawed. (get it? destroyed?)Cowardly Lion: "I'm just a dandy-lion."Yup, great lines!
Response from June W (Author of How Snape Saved Glinda the Good Witch of the South)
I was scared by the witch's feet, shriveling up under the house. Brrrr!Scarecrow tells the Tin Man and the Lion what the monkeys did to him, taking bits of him and tossing them all over: he was de-strawed. (get it? destroyed?)Cowardly Lion: "I'm just a dandy-lion."Yup, great lines!
Sounds like Snape read the original Hans Christian Anderson version of “The Little Mermaid” instead of the Disney bowdlerization. Good for him. Did he read the version of “Cinderella” in which the stepsisters cut off their own toes trying to fit into the slipper?
He knew his way around the original Oz books as well, not just the film, or he wouldn’t have known about Princess Ozma. Did he point out that all the most powerful people in Oz are women, and most of them appear to be lesbians?
And I definitely think more Gryffs need to know about the Cowardly Lion.
Response from June W (Author of How Snape Saved Glinda the Good Witch of the South)
I think Severus would have spent lots of time reading as a small child, until he got a wand and started learning about magic. No Disney swill for him!I envision a scene just after he accepted Dumbledore's offer to become a Hogwarts teacher. FInally, he has a few moments to read, and he finds his old copy of the first Oz book. He reads it... Glinda tells Dorothy that she always had the power to go home, she never needed the great Wizard of Oz. Snape weeps, realizing he should have known all along that he didn't need Voldemort. He had his own magical power all along, and Voldemort - like the Wizard of Oz - was really an imposter. Thank you for the review!
Response from Very Small Prophet (Reviewer)
I get more of a “Great and Powerful Oz” vibe from Dumbledore than from Voldemort, but I think that’s from the later books, where Oscar Diggs a kindly-but-useless father figure.
Response from June W (Author of How Snape Saved Glinda the Good Witch of the South)
I think Severus would have spent lots of time reading as a small child, until he got a wand and started learning about magic. No Disney swill for him!I envision a scene just after he accepted Dumbledore's offer to become a Hogwarts teacher. FInally, he has a few moments to read, and he finds his old copy of the first Oz book. He reads it... Glinda tells Dorothy that she always had the power to go home, she never needed the great Wizard of Oz. Snape weeps, realizing he should have known all along that he didn't need Voldemort. He had his own magical power all along, and Voldemort - like the Wizard of Oz - was really an imposter. Thank you for the review!
Response from Very Small Prophet (Reviewer)
I get more of a “Great and Powerful Oz” vibe from Dumbledore than from Voldemort, but I think that’s from the later books, where Oscar Diggs a kindly-but-useless father figure.
Evil! I loved it! 3:)