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Knuts To You

1: Knuts To You

Knuts To You

Pennfana

16 Reviews   |   16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Humor Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 384 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Remus Lupin Severus Snape

Severus remembers why being careful with his words is a good idea.

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Chapter 1: Knuts To You


About Pennfana

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Pennfana

Member Since 2005  |  38 Stories  |  Favorited by 15  |  134 Reviews Written  |  358 Review Responses

I always feel extremely strange when I'm writing these things, having never really been all that good at talking about myself.  In any case, here are the basics: I'm a 41-year-old Canadian who started reading the Harry Potter books about twenty years (!) ago just to see what all the fuss was about.  I wrote my first fanfic about a year later, and I've been semi-active in the fandom ever since.  I am very musical; I play the bagpipes, I've played the violin since I was about nine years old and I sing with two choirs (a community choir I've been singing with since 1997 and a church choir I've been singing with since late 2008).   Writing is also one of my many obsessions, and (much to my relief) the monstrous case of writer's block which grabbed me for a couple of years seems to be gradually letting go.  Even so, should I submit any chaptered fics here, it's reasonable to assume that the updates will be pretty far apart even if they're actually finished before I start posting.  It's not intentional; I'm just, at times, a little forgetful.

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Reviews for Knuts To You

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10/10

MuseAmusant

Bwahahahaaaa!!!!

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

Thanks, Muse; I love being able to elicit this response. 

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

Thanks, Muse; I love being able to elicit this response. 

0/10

TheCopperDragon2004

Cute, I liked it! :)

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

Thanks. :)

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

Thanks. :)

10/10

HBAR

Oh dear!  *wipes away tears of laughter*  Why didn't I read this sooner?!

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

I'm just glad that you managed to find time for it eventually, and that you enjoyed it when you did. 

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

I'm just glad that you managed to find time for it eventually, and that you enjoyed it when you did. 

0/10

aliciana

Excellent! Reminds me when I was a young(ish) lass in a packed badminton hall in Seventies Scotland when an older pretty good looking guy was helping me get a knotted chain off from round my neck and I declared rather loudly (and innocently!).....I know it's rather hard but I haven't had it off in ages. The tumbleweed rolled through the sports hall at an excruciatingly slow pace. Thanks for reminding me..LOL. Best wishes, Love Ali xxxx.

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

I'm glad that you liked the story, and thanks for sharing your own; it really made me giggle.  Somehow the accidental double-entendres are often the funniest, aren't they? 

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

I'm glad that you liked the story, and thanks for sharing your own; it really made me giggle.  Somehow the accidental double-entendres are often the funniest, aren't they? 

0/10

reader76

Haha!   Too funny. 

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

Thank you. :)

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

Thank you. :)

10/10

MoreThanSirius

Bwahahahaha! I doubt either of them will ever fully live that one down.

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

Probably not. 

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

Probably not. 

10/10

Phyllidia

  Brilliant!

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

Thanks. 

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

Thanks. 

10/10

OzRatbag2

Just what a hall full of students needed to conjure images theteachers would be hoping they didn't understand. ;)It was a compromising position for Remus to place himself in, though.

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

It really was, though perhaps Severus should've been a bit more careful with his words, too.  

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

It really was, though perhaps Severus should've been a bit more careful with his words, too.  

10/10

sunny33

LOL  Bet that scared more than a few students! :)

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

They would probably have looked at Snape and Lupin in a very different way afterward, anyway. 

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

They would probably have looked at Snape and Lupin in a very different way afterward, anyway. 

0/10

Severus00

I actually was laughing out loud from this. Thank you I needed that 

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

Glad to be of service. 

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

Glad to be of service. 

10/10

mick42

Oh Merlin,  that would be enough to put you off your dinner.

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

Or perhaps make you suddenly very interested in it, to the exclusion of anything else that might be happening in the Great Hall... 

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

Or perhaps make you suddenly very interested in it, to the exclusion of anything else that might be happening in the Great Hall... 

10/10

wiccakitty

 very funny! Great Drabble. :)

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

Thank you. 

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

Thank you. 

10/10

peskipiksi

ROFL! I had to remember that in the US they don't pronounce the K - or at least Jim Dale doesn't.  Good job I have one of Dale's performances on CD - Stephen Fry, reading the UK version, pronounces the K!

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

I've never actually heard the word pronounced either way (that I recall, anyway).  I'm Canadian, though, and our editions of the books are the same as you've got in the UK; maybe our versions of the audiobooks are as well.  Still, I hope that the mispronunciation is forgivable; I only thought that the idea was just too silly not to share eventually. 

Response from peskipiksi (Reviewer)

Oh, it's not a mispronunciation, just a choice. And your idea was wonderfully silly and hilarious! I loved the story.

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

I've never actually heard the word pronounced either way (that I recall, anyway).  I'm Canadian, though, and our editions of the books are the same as you've got in the UK; maybe our versions of the audiobooks are as well.  Still, I hope that the mispronunciation is forgivable; I only thought that the idea was just too silly not to share eventually. 

Response from peskipiksi (Reviewer)

Oh, it's not a mispronunciation, just a choice. And your idea was wonderfully silly and hilarious! I loved the story.

10/10

TeaOli

Heeeeeeeeeeeeee!  Can't. Stop. Laughing!!!!!!!

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

Then I've done my job correctly. 

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

Then I've done my job correctly. 

0/10

Who

I totally snorked. Good one!

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

As I said in the author's note, I've wanted to do something like this for years. 

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

As I said in the author's note, I've wanted to do something like this for years. 

10/10

linlawless

ROFL!!!!! That is fabulous!!!!~still laughing~

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

Thanks, lin! 

Response from Pennfana (Author of Knuts To You)

Thanks, lin! 

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