The Birds and the Bees and the Werewolves
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The scariest question a kid can ask his parents!
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Very cute. Though I must admit I was scared for a moment, when Teddy assked about the metamorphmagic - I thought he might ask what shape his mom had been in. Happy you didn't go there :)
Response from peskipiksi (Author of The Birds and the Bees and the Werewolves)
Thanks. I never thought of that; perhaps my mind thought it would be too squicky! :)
Response from peskipiksi (Author of The Birds and the Bees and the Werewolves)
Thanks. I never thought of that; perhaps my mind thought it would be too squicky! :)
How adorable! Kids are so funny -- and their parents can be so funny in response. Lovely little snapshot! :D
Response from peskipiksi (Author of The Birds and the Bees and the Werewolves)
Thank you so much; I'm glad you liked it. :)
Response from peskipiksi (Author of The Birds and the Bees and the Werewolves)
Thank you so much; I'm glad you liked it. :)
Ah, Remus makes the classic mistake. You always let them ask the full question before panicking. Many times the parents' impression of the question is worse than the actual question. This is very cute and so true to life.
Response from peskipiksi (Author of The Birds and the Bees and the Werewolves)
I'm not a mum, but oh, yes, it's certainly true to life from Tonks's POV! Very glad you liked it. Thanks.
Response from peskipiksi (Author of The Birds and the Bees and the Werewolves)
I'm not a mum, but oh, yes, it's certainly true to life from Tonks's POV! Very glad you liked it. Thanks.
Before getting too comfortable Remus, I would check out Davy Harrison's information, you could still be in a world of trouble, especially if Tonks starts asking questions, and I'm sure she will.
Response from peskipiksi (Author of The Birds and the Bees and the Werewolves)
Very true! Goodness only knows what 'information' seven year olds will give!
Response from peskipiksi (Author of The Birds and the Bees and the Werewolves)
Very true! Goodness only knows what 'information' seven year olds will give!
Heeeeeeeee! Clever Teddy. Well done.
Response from peskipiksi (Author of The Birds and the Bees and the Werewolves)
Thank you :)
Response from peskipiksi (Author of The Birds and the Bees and the Werewolves)
Thank you :)
That's adorable! *applauds*
Response from peskipiksi (Author of The Birds and the Bees and the Werewolves)
Thank you very much!
Response from peskipiksi (Author of The Birds and the Bees and the Werewolves)
Thank you very much!
Naw. Cute!
Response from peskipiksi (Author of The Birds and the Bees and the Werewolves)
Thanks!
Response from peskipiksi (Author of The Birds and the Bees and the Werewolves)
Thanks!
so how does remus answer teddy's final question? does he know why? i don't. can u explain the answer in the footnote please?
Response from peskipiksi (Author of The Birds and the Bees and the Werewolves)
Werewolves are bitten, not born. It is an acquired disability, not an inherited one.
Thank you for sharing this amusing little fic, and for admitting to us your birds and bees talk did not go well. I can so imagine Remus' panic. LOL
Response from peskipiksi (Author of The Birds and the Bees and the Werewolves)
Glad you liked it. Might as well get some comic mileage out of my humiliation! :)
Response from peskipiksi (Author of The Birds and the Bees and the Werewolves)
Glad you liked it. Might as well get some comic mileage out of my humiliation! :)
Remus heaved a sigh of relief, feeling he’d just dodged a very large silver bullet.It's good to know that Muggles and Wizards alike get nervous when talking about the birds and the bees ... and, um, werewolves. And, he already knew the gory details, lol.
Response from peskipiksi (Author of The Birds and the Bees and the Werewolves)
Magic can't take the work out of everything, eh? Thanks for reviewing :)
Response from peskipiksi (Author of The Birds and the Bees and the Werewolves)
Magic can't take the work out of everything, eh? Thanks for reviewing :)
Hah! You can defeat the Dark Lord, but when it comes to The Talk....
Loved Teddy's scathing response!
Response from peskipiksi (Author of The Birds and the Bees and the Werewolves)
Thanks!
Response from peskipiksi (Author of The Birds and the Bees and the Werewolves)
Thanks!
Gladly face down Dark Wizards and monsters. Check.Willingly talk to my son about sex. Runs screaming. Yep, sounds about right.I wonder if Tonks was hoping they never had a girl so she didn't have to do the talk.
Response from peskipiksi (Author of The Birds and the Bees and the Werewolves)
LOL! But now they've both survived the war, they might have a girl too - if only so Remus can see Tonks squirm like he did!
Response from peskipiksi (Author of The Birds and the Bees and the Werewolves)
LOL! But now they've both survived the war, they might have a girl too - if only so Remus can see Tonks squirm like he did!