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Saturday Night Drabbles Granger's Garden Gnome Rescue
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Granger's Garden Gnome Rescue

1: A Drabble

Granger's Garden Gnome Rescue

Meladara

10 Reviews   |   10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Humor Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 125 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Severus Snape

Severus finds himself, once again, at the mercy of Hermione’s garden gnomes.

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Chapter 1: A Drabble


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Member Since 2011  |  13 Stories  |  Favorited by 33  |  60 Reviews Written  |  242 Review Responses

I'm a 30-something mother of three girls and keep chickens, frogs, and cats.

I love to read, write and play the piano. I've also been known to occassionally sketch, paint, crochet, and sew. I hate laundry (but honestly, who doesn't!?)

I hope you enjoy my little stories as much as I have enjoyed so many others.

Thanks for reading!

Meladara

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Reviews for Granger's Garden Gnome Rescue

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10/10

mick42

Oh dear, poor Severus, he will never live this down.

0/10

phoenix

The idea of Severus having been out on a bender and not quite making it back in the house like this just cracks me up. thanks for that funny mental image. LOL

0/10

anoesis

I'm not sure if you'll have seen the recent Ikea advert, but those gnomes look bloody terrifying! Poor Snape!

Response from Meladara (Author of Granger's Garden Gnome Rescue)

I haven't!! Link? :)

Response from anoesis (Reviewer)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeXQSjBU3VQ

You may need a cushion to hide behind...

Response from Meladara (Author of Granger's Garden Gnome Rescue)

AHAHA! Perfect. Imagine those through drunk!goggles and Hermione as there protector! Even more terrifying! Poor Snape indeed! :P

Response from Meladara (Author of Granger's Garden Gnome Rescue)

I haven't!! Link? :)

Response from anoesis (Reviewer)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeXQSjBU3VQ

You may need a cushion to hide behind...

Response from Meladara (Author of Granger's Garden Gnome Rescue)

AHAHA! Perfect. Imagine those through drunk!goggles and Hermione as there protector! Even more terrifying! Poor Snape indeed! :P

10/10

HBAR

Hermione is only going to kill him if there is anything left after the gnome attack.  :)  It's funny to my how he can be such a badass while working for the two most powerful wizards ever, but a little too much liquor, some tiny creatures in pointy hats, and an angry female, and he is quaking in his boots, lol.

Response from Meladara (Author of Granger's Garden Gnome Rescue)

Heee! Oh, how the mighty fall! :P  

Response from Meladara (Author of Granger's Garden Gnome Rescue)

Heee! Oh, how the mighty fall! :P  

10/10

Jinxie

LOL.  Too funny.  I think she'd laugh and tell him it served him right.  And then of course bring it up in the future...Thanks for sharing!

Response from Meladara (Author of Granger's Garden Gnome Rescue)

Heee! Thanks!! You maybe right. That's what my reaction would be.

Response from Meladara (Author of Granger's Garden Gnome Rescue)

Heee! Thanks!! You maybe right. That's what my reaction would be.

10/10

sunny33

LOL, Mel! :)

Response from Meladara (Author of Granger's Garden Gnome Rescue)

*giggles* :)

Response from Meladara (Author of Granger's Garden Gnome Rescue)

*giggles* :)

10/10

OzRatbag2

Short, sweet and very funny. I'd like to see Hermione in full flight because a drunk Severus is a vulnerable one, particularly if Hermione screeches at just the right pitch. :)

Response from Meladara (Author of Granger's Garden Gnome Rescue)

That does paint a very entertaining picture! :P LOL!

Response from Meladara (Author of Granger's Garden Gnome Rescue)

That does paint a very entertaining picture! :P LOL!

10/10

TeaOli

Oh, dear! What was he thinking? LOL!!! 

Response from Meladara (Author of Granger's Garden Gnome Rescue)

I think perhaps he was not... I mean, everyone know you do NOT mess with her garden gnomes! :P

Response from Meladara (Author of Granger's Garden Gnome Rescue)

I think perhaps he was not... I mean, everyone know you do NOT mess with her garden gnomes! :P

10/10

Dreamy_Dragon

Lol! Hermione might kill. After she's rescued him from the rescued garden gnomes. Lovely drabble!

Response from Meladara (Author of Granger's Garden Gnome Rescue)

:) Thanks, DD! Though considering it is Severus, death by nagging!Hermione probably wouldn't be the worst way to go... :P

Response from Meladara (Author of Granger's Garden Gnome Rescue)

:) Thanks, DD! Though considering it is Severus, death by nagging!Hermione probably wouldn't be the worst way to go... :P

10/10

linlawless

Heeeeeeee!  Hermione *is* going to kill him.  Or kiss him.  One or the other. ;)~Loves~

Response from Meladara (Author of Granger's Garden Gnome Rescue)

Heee! She can kiss him now and wait until the morning for the killing. It is more fun to berate mid-hangover anyway! Of course, she will hide the hangover potion first. :P 

Response from Meladara (Author of Granger's Garden Gnome Rescue)

Heee! She can kiss him now and wait until the morning for the killing. It is more fun to berate mid-hangover anyway! Of course, she will hide the hangover potion first. :P 

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