Even the remote ideo of pierced nipples make my boobs ache. Ow!

Take that, you thick-headed, red-haired, food-scarfing fool. LOL.

Judging from names and such... might Iggy be a house elf?

This was GREAT! LOL I love that song, too...I kept hearing it, as well! I'm an anti-Ron/Hermione person...would rather see her with Harry, but mostly with Snape.

Oh how cute! I really enjoyed this!

 i love that song and heard it in my head wile reading this and a good story from you here

LOL 5 yrs and no sex!!!!! Ummm. V funny and looking forward to more.

Good story. I'm thrilled that she's no longer with Ron (deluded anti-Ron/Hermione person here) and am wondering about her new friend. And the idea of the two of them sitting around looking at hot chix in magazines... just great. Now we know what they are doing with their spare time, eh?

I don't know why I find Ron's dismay funny, but I do.  Actually, perhaps I'm laughing at Hermione showing more to the wizarding world than she would show him.  Yes, that must be it.  All-in-all, this was an excellent one-shot, and I enjoyed it immensely.  Thank you for posting it!!