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Laundry Lessons

Squibstress

11 Reviews   |   11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Humor Hogwarts Castle 860 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Albus Dumbledore Argus Filch Harry Potter Hermione Granger Minerva McGonagall Neville Longbottom Professor Sinistra Ronald Weasley Severus Snape

When the Hogwarts house-elves are felled by a virus, the students find out that outward appearances can be deceiving. An octuple-drabble. Warning for extreme silliness.

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Chapter 1: Laundry Lessons


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Squibstress

Member Since 2010  |  36 Stories  |  Favorited by 103  |  43 Reviews Written  |  528 Review Responses

I'm a middle-aged, professional writer of non-fiction and would-be professional writer of fiction who also writes Harry Potter fanfiction just for fun.

I’m a proud member of the Harry Potter Old Lady Smut Brigade, which means I’m most interested in the older female characters in the Harry Potter saga, particularly Minerva McGonagall.

If I had received my Hogwarts letter back in nineteen-mumble-mumble, I would most likely have been sorted into Ravenclaw, or so everyone tells me, probably because I’m a geeky data-freak (my Real Life™ requires me to read piles of medical journal articles.) I, however, think I’d feel right at home in Hufflepuff too, so I consider myself a Ravenpuff.

The fics I write may contain adult themes, and I will always warn for non-con, graphic violence, bestiality, incest, or underage sex. I don't warn for homosexual relationships or sex, or for threesomes/moresomes, unless they contain one of the aforementioned elements.

Disclaimers: Anything from the Harry Potter universe belongs solely to its creator, J.K. Rowling, and her licensees. Original plot, characters, dialog, etc. are mine.

My stories are available for use under a Creative Commons attribution, non-commercial, share-alike license (CC-BY-NC-SA).

I have a blog: http://squibstress.wordpress.com/.

I'm also on LiveJournal and Twitter (@Squibstress).

I maintain a master list of (mostly Minerva-centric) recs at Diigo.

I am a proud member of the Harry Potter Old Lady Smut Brigade.

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10/10

phoenix

LOL OMG that was just too funny. I just love the swapping of undergarments. And Filch, Filch gets the best line. LOL

Response from Squibstress (Author of Laundry Lessons)

Thanks. It was a blast to write!

Response from Squibstress (Author of Laundry Lessons)

Thanks. It was a blast to write!

10/10

Meladara

LOL! If the mental image of Filch in a corset isn't disturbing, then I don't know what is... *shudders*  

Response from Squibstress (Author of Laundry Lessons)

Yes, it's mind-bleach fodder for sure!Thanks for reading.

Response from Squibstress (Author of Laundry Lessons)

Yes, it's mind-bleach fodder for sure!Thanks for reading.

0/10

jectex

Lamo!!

10/10

snitchette

I just love it!!! And I'm never going near Filch *shuder*

0/10

TheCopperDragon2004

haha, awesome! I love the visual you get of all the kids sorting things out and guessing at their owners. great little one shot!

Response from Squibstress (Author of Laundry Lessons)

Thanks! I rarely write the kids, but I just couldn't resist!

0/10

Fishy

*grins*

10/10

peskipiksi

Hilarious! Funniest thing I've read for ages.  I just knew that 'thing' was Filtch's!

Response from Squibstress (Author of Laundry Lessons)

Thanks!Yes, Mr Filch has his secrets, doesn't he?

Response from Squibstress (Author of Laundry Lessons)

Thanks!Yes, Mr Filch has his secrets, doesn't he?

10/10

ClayPotter

Brilliant. I'm guessing that Snape hasn't changed his taste in underwear since he was a student, so those graying underpants are his. It all fits so perfectly. Well done, and very original.

Response from Squibstress (Author of Laundry Lessons)

Thanks.Yes, I think nice underwear is the last thing on poor Severus' mind.

Response from Squibstress (Author of Laundry Lessons)

Thanks.Yes, I think nice underwear is the last thing on poor Severus' mind.

10/10

Anonymous

Hahah, brilliant! I don't know what I love most in this - evrything just perfect. *has a fit of the giggles*

Author's Response: Thanks.

It was fun to write (and I even managed to include the kiddos for a change!)

10/10

TeaOli

So much love for this!!!!!

Response from Squibstress (Author of Laundry Lessons)

Thanks!It was fun to write, and it's nice to know people got a bit of a giggle out of it.

Response from Squibstress (Author of Laundry Lessons)

Thanks!It was fun to write, and it's nice to know people got a bit of a giggle out of it.

10/10

HBAR

I love this!  I'm cracking up just imagining it all.

Response from Squibstress (Author of Laundry Lessons)

Thanks!It was kind of fun to imagine.

Response from Squibstress (Author of Laundry Lessons)

Thanks!It was kind of fun to imagine.

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