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Potions Under Duress A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats
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A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats

1: One Shot

A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats

LivingTheDream

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Romance Potions Under Duress 1,775 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ronald Weasley Severus Snape

This is a sequel to “What Stays in Vegas is Sometimes Joined by Two Idiots.” It’s the immediate aftermath of Ron and Harry Apparating in on Hermione and Severus’s wedding night. The prompt was from sunny33: A story where someone declares their love for someone else. It has to be serious, and no McDonalds allowed.

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10/10

mick42

Ron has his foot in his mouth so often, he has athlete's tongue  . Harry is not as bad, he's just the prat that followed the bigger prat.

Severus,you silver tongued devil, " ...please let me kill for you" how could any girl resist a line like that.  

Don't worry about the knee, I'm sure Hermione wtll kiss it better.

0/10

phoenix

Leave it to Ron to put his foot in it. And leave it to Severus to be overly dramatic. Nice to see Harry used some good sense.

10/10

HBAR

I would die for you. I would kill for you… please let me kill for you?”

*cracks up*  He really means it, I think.

Good thing Ron left before the knee incident.  You'd hate for him to know he was a bit right.

0/10

Ljpjcg

Very cute and very funny. I love it when authors let Ronniekins run his stoopid mouth!

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Heh.  Thanks.  Thank you for the review, I'm glad you liked it.

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Heh.  Thanks.  Thank you for the review, I'm glad you liked it.

10/10

debjunk

Aww, this was too cute. Especially the part where Hermione almost killed Ronnikins.

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Thanks!Thank you for the review.  I'm glad you enjoyed the story.

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Thanks!Thank you for the review.  I'm glad you enjoyed the story.

10/10

braye27

Poor Severus' knees.  He has my complete sympathy.  The knees are the first to go, but that doesn't mean that other things don't work just fine.  "As she hauled him to his feet, he pulled her close.“You make me happy, did you know?”Smiling, Hermione led him back to bed."Thanks for a great laugh!Beth

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Hi Beth!  Thank you for the review.  I'm glad you enjoyed the story.

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Hi Beth!  Thank you for the review.  I'm glad you enjoyed the story.

9/10

Phyllidia

I would die for you. I would kill for you… please let me kill for you?” He glanced at the boys and then up at her hopefully.How romantic.  What every girl needs.  I'm all aquiver.  Magnifique!

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

:D  Thank you.  Thank you for the review, I'm glad you enjoyed the story.

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

:D  Thank you.  Thank you for the review, I'm glad you enjoyed the story.

10/10

sunny33

Poor old Sev.  Ain't what he used to be. :)

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Yes, well... he needs some loving.  And some fast food.:P

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Yes, well... he needs some loving.  And some fast food.:P

10/10

cottontail

Loved it, thanks I needed a really good laugh.

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Thanks!  I'm glad it was there when you needed it.Thank you for the review.  :)

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Thanks!  I'm glad it was there when you needed it.Thank you for the review.  :)

0/10

Severus49

That was REeeeely funny!!

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Thanks!  :DThank you for the review.  I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Thanks!  :DThank you for the review.  I'm glad you enjoyed it.

10/10

Owlbait

 I would kill for you… please let me kill for you?” Heehee, awesome :-)

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Thank you.  Thank you for the review.  :)

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Thank you.  Thank you for the review.  :)

0/10

snapify52

Funny! I like it!

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Thanks!:)Thank you for the review.

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Thanks!:)Thank you for the review.

10/10

sevibaby

Just shaking head at all of the silly nonsense.  Good job.  You are definately in cahoots with Sunny.

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Yep.  Two peas in a pod.  Thank you for the review.  I'm glad you enjoyed the story.  :)

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Yep.  Two peas in a pod.  Thank you for the review.  I'm glad you enjoyed the story.  :)

0/10

aliciana

Yes it was definitely them in the next room. And well done for sorting out the Undynamic Duo. Poor Sev.....but he does (kneed) to sort his knees out. Best wishes, Love Ali xxxx.

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Maybe he should see a healer.  :PThank you for the review, I'm glad you enjoyed the story.

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Maybe he should see a healer.  :PThank you for the review, I'm glad you enjoyed the story.

10/10

MsTree

*snort* *snicker* *howls with laughter* "I would kill for you… please let me kill for you?” I LOVE this line. It's so ... so ... Severusy. ^_^

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Thank you.  :)Thank you for the review.  I'm glad you enjoyed the story.

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Thank you.  :)Thank you for the review.  I'm glad you enjoyed the story.

10/10

jenidralph

That was pure enjoyment.... again.

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Thanks!Thank you for the review.  :)

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Thanks!Thank you for the review.  :)

10/10

DawnEB

Hehe - although Harry proved to be not quite so brainless, even if he was an idiot to jump alongside Ron.Shame that Severus' knees go stiff after such a short time in that position.  I guess the pair of them will have to be a bit more inventive in future

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Well... it's her knees we should be concerned about, and I think they're fine.  Um... did I just say that out loud?Thank you for the review.  I'm glad you enjoyed the story.  :)

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Well... it's her knees we should be concerned about, and I think they're fine.  Um... did I just say that out loud?Thank you for the review.  I'm glad you enjoyed the story.  :)

10/10

Sampdoria

Fantastic, absolutely fantastic:-))

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Thank you.  :)Thank you for the review, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Response from LivingTheDream (Author of A Wench, A Bat, and Two Brainless Prats)

Thank you.  :)Thank you for the review, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

9/10

deedeebug95

Awwwwww...sweet!

0/10

TheCopperDragon2004

aww, lol, very cute. I do like the part about letting him kill for her, with the glare towards the boys. good little ficlet! :)

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