That sounds suspiciously like a dare... and have your read my other stuff?! The hippogriff one? Check that out and still tell me I don't own squick! If you read about Hagrid and Trelawney and necrophilia, the one about Dobby and oh, there's one called "Madrake Love" ... seriously, if you aren't squicked after all that I will take on the challenge with renewed zest, my friend! For real! ;)

Oh don't get me wrong, I'm squicked alright, it's just that Luna and Marvin have become a classic.

 I bow to all the brave souls that follow in their wake.  

Well, I aim to squick so as long as you were properly shocked, I say mission: accomplished! :D

That sounds suspiciously like a dare... and have your read my other stuff?! The hippogriff one? Check that out and still tell me I don't own squick! If you read about Hagrid and Trelawney and necrophilia, the one about Dobby and oh, there's one called "Madrake Love" ... seriously, if you aren't squicked after all that I will take on the challenge with renewed zest, my friend! For real! ;)

Oh don't get me wrong, I'm squicked alright, it's just that Luna and Marvin have become a classic.

 I bow to all the brave souls that follow in their wake.  

Well, I aim to squick so as long as you were properly shocked, I say mission: accomplished! :D

*laughs* My good friend and the most excellent author HBAR had decided to grace us with the sequel, so in a short time you will be able to read and find out. I have no doubt it will be most entertaining, indeed! :)

*laughs* My good friend and the most excellent author HBAR had decided to grace us with the sequel, so in a short time you will be able to read and find out. I have no doubt it will be most entertaining, indeed! :)

Your review lit up my day. To be called brilliant is a highlight, I must admit. :D Thank you so much, you tickled me pink!

Your review lit up my day. To be called brilliant is a highlight, I must admit. :D Thank you so much, you tickled me pink!

Oh, the pleasure is all mine in knowing you enjoyed it. Thank you so much for your very kind review!

It was my very first fanfic! It is called "Harry's Fantasy Come True?" It makes me cringe!

And that hbar has so many ideas, I think we should prod her for a wee story. What do you think?

Ah, credit where credit is due, my dear, and you definitely deserve to take your bows as part of this masterpiece! *grins* I know I could probably prod HBAR into it, but I'm thinking it's time for you to make the canon blush. What do you say? Want to grace us with something beyond the pale? It's ever so much fun! And I set you up for it; you could tell us who Harry dreams about!

Ah, then my work here is done! I'm glad you enjoyed (maybe?)

Yes, enjoyed! And laughed! And also got weirded out, don't ever doubt that. :) This gives new insight into Ron for me...

You are absolutely incorrigible, do you know that?! *dies laughing*

You started it, woman.  Waaaayy back. :P

If your brain is petrified between laughing and puking, then I think I've achieved my ultimate goal here and I can rest at night knowing my talents haven't gone to waste. And HBAR has even better suggestions for Harry's dream-partners, so I say let's all bug her into writing the sequel. Experience has proven that that's how things get accomplished around here. Yay for peer-pressure! :D

Dreams- a Guide to the Nighttime Fantasies of Hogwarts Students and Staff.I think that one's my favorite of all HBAR's excellent ideas. I'd be willing to bet that Snape's had a prize nightmare or two with his service to his two unrelenting masters. And all that stressing over exams and keeping Harry and Ron from getting themselves killed (or excelled) had to provide some interesting food for thought on many a late night had to have created some real beauts for Hermione. But do we reeeeeeally want to know what, say, Dolores Umbridge's or Filch's erotomares involved? *Shudders at the thought*

I, for one, think that there is some serious fodder tor feline erotmania for both Umbridge and Filch, and that they would be naturally inclined as partners because of that. I think it would be a crime to pass up such a writing opportunity.

I'm so glad you liked that! I figured if I was going to wander into the absurd, I might as well go all the way and have fun with it. Thanks so much for reading!

I think I have PTSS because I actually had to look at a LOT of spider pictures. I want some kind of acknowledgement here. Do they give out Purple Hearts in the writing of fanfic? Because I just took a bullet for you guys. A bullet to my psyche. For reals. And just so you know, I have started a campaign to get you to take over the writing of the sequel since you have so many fantastic ideas. Clearly you are the author for the job. *smiles sweetly* I agree that peer-pressure is a fantastic thing when applied correctly (and when not used to coerce me into spider porn) Yay! I can't WAIT!!!

Well, there is no way I can top this, but I am willing to put a sequel on the back burner in my mind.  It is only fair since I am nearing the end of the one I am going to make you sequel.  Although, mine is exclusively human.  You're welcome :)

SQUEES!!!!! I'm totally holding you to this.

Your review made me chuckle! There's nothing I love more than that perfect mix of interest and squick at the same time! That delights me. And don't worry ... I had to write the thing, so you aren't in it alone. :DAs for Harry's dreams, I was thinking quite a bit about that, and each one was worse than the next. I wrote a story with him and Dobby once, that's pretty squicky. But then I thought that he could be secretly crushing on Filch? That would give him nightmares for years, and I doubt he'd ever 'fess up to that! :D

You're responce made me chuckle. Thank you. If that a 'mix of interest and squick' was your intention - you fully suceeded.  At first when I read the summary, I was thinking about the Indian goddess with all the arms - and she's blue. (Kali is the Hindu goddess associated with eternal energy and she has 8 arms!) Of course if you had used her, it would offend some people, huh?  Harry and Filch?!?!   eweeee, Filch - now I'll have bad dreams...

You know, HBAR pretends she's on the up-and-up here, but she had some responses in her review that made Filch look just fine. I think we should get her to write the next story. She has the perfect devious mind for it. So if you want to see a sequel, I say let's flood her with requests! :D

I know; I have a sad aptitude for squick. And I was rather thinking both of those things in a threesome for poor Harry. But then one time I wrote a Harry/Dobby, so maybe he was just remembering that?! That would be enough to give any of us nightmares. Wait, Harry/Filch. The possibilities are, frankly, endless. Don't get me started!