Warm Beds and Ginger Heads
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HBARThere's an unlikely bedfellow in the dungeons.
ReviewedA/N—A huge thank you goes to Keppiehed for her wonderful beta skills and for putting up with my nonsense.
Severus Snape sat on the edge of his bed and gently stroked the head of ginger hair currently resting on his spare pillow. “I think I love you,” he said, though his companion was asleep. “Yes, I am well aware of the absurdity of that statement. I certainly did not intend for it to happen, and I would deny it until the end of time if anyone asked.”
He looked down at the face of one comfortable enough to sleep soundly in his presence. “It pains me to think that in one week's time, another school year will be gone, as will you.” He sighed, embracing the inevitable. “This time last year, if someone had told me I would be sharing a bed with you, I would have had them committed.”
Severus leaned over and placed a kiss on the top of his head. “I know in reality you belong with her, but here in my room, in the dark of night, I can imagine that you are mine. Does she know you come here when you aren't with her, or is it our little secret?” He studied his companion. “She is better for you, anyway. You have been her friend since she was a mere child. Our relationship—whatever this is between you and I—is in its infancy. It will be much easier for us to sever ties than it would be for you and the girl.”
Severus climbed into bed and, with a flick of his wrist, the lights went out. “This is going to be difficult for me, but do not worry. I have done all right on my own for years. You will go live at the Burrow, and you will be very happy there. Eventually, you will have a house of your own. It will be fine, mark my words.”
He rolled over and snuggled into the warm body beside him. “After the wedding, I wonder if you will somehow still find your way to my bed on occasion. It will not be easy, but then deep down, I think you like a challenge. You may have lived in that tower all these years, but you were always meant for these dungeons. Am I the only one who knows that?”
Severus threw his arm around his friend's waist and pulled him a little closer before drifting into sleep.
*~*~*
Severus awoke to knocking on his sitting room door. He threw on a shirt, then opened the door to find Ron Weasley standing there.
“It is eight o'clock in the morning. To what do I owe the pleasure?” Severus sneered.
“Oh, um, sorry about that.” Ron fidgeted with the lint in his pocket. “Well, see … Hermione wants her cat back,” he blurted.
“And you are telling me this because ...?”
“She seems to think that I would find him here.”
“Well, she would be mistaken.”
Ron did not reply but stood there staring at his professor's pants, grinning madly.
“What?” Severus demanded.
“Oh, it's just … you've got a little something just there.”
Severus looked down, noticing the slight bulge in his pants. “For God's sake, Weasley, grow up.”
Ron noticed what Severus' fussing was about, and his cheeks heated until they matched his hair. “No, eww! I was looking a bit lower.”
Severus leaned down to inspect his clothing.
“You can't have a cat and wear black,” Ron said, smirking.
“Stay here,” Severus growled, then slammed the door in his student's face.
*~*~*
Crookshanks opened one eye as Severus entered the room. “Get up, furball. You dad is here.”
The cat let out an annoyed mewl, and then went back to sleep.
“I understand, my friend, but it is time for you to go.” He scooped up the cat and walked toward the door. “Remember, a double agent always plays the part.” He leaned down and Crookshanks butted foreheads with him. “That's my boy,” he said before opening the door.
*~*~*
Severus thrust the cat into Ron's arms. “And stay out, you mangy beast. If I catch you in my rooms again, you will end up in a jar on a shelf in my supply closet.”
Crookshanks hissed and swiped at him.
“Crooks!” Ron hollered. “Sorry, sir,” he mumbled as he started toward the stairs.
They had just disappeared around the corner when the shouting began. “Ow! You miserable bastard, I'm bleeding.”
Severus walked back in to his rooms and shut the door. “That's my boy.”
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Latest 25 Reviews for Warm Beds and Ginger Heads
19 Reviews | 5.74/10 Average
LOL I love the end. I always suspected Crooksie knew that Ron was not best for Hermione and love him and Severus together. I miss having a kitty to curl up with
Response from HBAR (Author of Warm Beds and Ginger Heads)
Perhaps Crooks will find a way to play matchmaker before it is too late, lol. Kitties and babies are the best things to snuggle with. Although some would argue that Snape belongs at the top of that list. :)
Response from HBAR (Author of Warm Beds and Ginger Heads)
Perhaps Crooks will find a way to play matchmaker before it is too late, lol. Kitties and babies are the best things to snuggle with. Although some would argue that Snape belongs at the top of that list. :)
I understand Severus completely, I too have a deep and abiding love for Crookshanks, and I'm sure he will find his way back to Severus' bed, { wouldn't you }
Response from HBAR (Author of Warm Beds and Ginger Heads)
Well, yeah I would. I'd even be willing to allow the cat along if that's how he's going to be. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Response from HBAR (Author of Warm Beds and Ginger Heads)
Well, yeah I would. I'd even be willing to allow the cat along if that's how he's going to be. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
how did I overlook this when it posted? I suspected crooks all along, but couldn't have hoped for dialog like Ron and Snapes.
Response from HBAR (Author of Warm Beds and Ginger Heads)
I suppose you overlooked it the same way I overlooked this review for so long, lol. Thanks for reading this and letting me know you enjoyed it.
Response from HBAR (Author of Warm Beds and Ginger Heads)
I suppose you overlooked it the same way I overlooked this review for so long, lol. Thanks for reading this and letting me know you enjoyed it.
I really enjoyed this! Very clever, well-written, and entertaining. I, like the others, also appreciated the surprise twist (I'm sorry, I just can't be that open-minded with those two characters together lol). Great job!
Response from HBAR (Author of Warm Beds and Ginger Heads)
Thank you for such a nice review! There is a reason that I didn't actually write them together, LOL. Severus with Crookshanks makes people say, "Awwwww." Severus with a Weasley makes people vomit. :)
Wonderful! I was prepared for it to be Ron and sort of not minding because I was loving Snape's dialogue and his inner thoughts so much. But it was a much nicer surprise to find that Crookshanks was the object of his affections.
Response from HBAR (Author of Warm Beds and Ginger Heads)
I'm so glad that you enjoyed this. I think you are the first person to tell me that if it had been Ron, you wouldn't have fallen over dead from the horror of it all, LOL. Thanks for reading and leaving such a nice review!
I absolutely didn't expect that. Wonderfully done.
Response from HBAR (Author of Warm Beds and Ginger Heads)
I love that you didn't expect it! Thanks for reading and letting me know you enjoyed it!
I was thinking the whole time "Please not Ron, let it be Fred or George but pleeeease not Ron!!!"Crooks didn't even cross my mind...As for the future, I'm pretty sure Crookshanks can convince Hermione who's right for her :)Thank you!
Response from HBAR (Author of Warm Beds and Ginger Heads)
Yay! I love to hear that you didn't think it was Crooks from the first moment. Was that a request for Snape with Fred or George? hmmm ... Just kidding. I don't think I have it in me to write that. As for Hermione finding the right man, you seem to be on the same wavelength with everyone. :)
Your Snape and Crooks make worthy companions. Give them a bit more time and they'll get Hermione sorted out.
Response from HBAR (Author of Warm Beds and Ginger Heads)
Well,yes, the four of them work well together. Ron can babysit Crooks while Snape and Hermione go out on the town. Or is it Crooks babysitting Ron? Hmmm ...
This is really wonderful! Thank you for sharing it with us.
Response from HBAR (Author of Warm Beds and Ginger Heads)
Thank you for reading and letting me know you enjoyed it!
THANK GOD. I did not want Snape/Ron. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. And of course, Hermione will be wanting Crooks back, and eventually give up and stay with Severus? :D
Response from HBAR (Author of Warm Beds and Ginger Heads)
Well, this is fanfic, so your chances of her ending up in the right place are pretty good. As for Snape/Ron ... nah, I couldn't write that; you're safe.
Hahahaha good ole Crooks. Well done I loved it! :)
Response from HBAR (Author of Warm Beds and Ginger Heads)
Well, Crookshanks has a soft spot for snarky professors. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
This just tickles me every time I read it. You have their characters down pat. Love, love, love. I'm so proud of you! :D
Response from HBAR (Author of Warm Beds and Ginger Heads)
You're too good to me! Don't stop! ;)
One thing is for sure, Crookshanks have better taste in bedfellows than Hermione:-))
Response from HBAR (Author of Warm Beds and Ginger Heads)
Well, yes. If you're lucky, Crooks might talk some sense into her. :)
Knew it! Excellent work, keep it up! :)
Response from HBAR (Author of Warm Beds and Ginger Heads)
Thanks. Your approval means a lot to me. *runs off to work on the poke-worthy story*
Aw! That's really cute!
Response from HBAR (Author of Warm Beds and Ginger Heads)
Thanks for stopping by to read and review!
HAHA I was totally taken in. LOVE it!!!! Crooks is the greatest surprise. Great job!
Response from HBAR (Author of Warm Beds and Ginger Heads)
Thank you for such for such a nice review! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
That is just... Hah! That you even made me consider SS/RW is unconscionable! I shall take my vengeance by reviewing your stories!
Response from HBAR (Author of Warm Beds and Ginger Heads)
*Squeals* My very first revenge review! I love it!
Response from HBAR (Author of Warm Beds and Ginger Heads)
*Squeals* My very first revenge review! I love it!
This is probably one of the funniest love-declarations I've ever read. Oh, I do hope Crooks manages to sneak back to the dungeons.Thank you for a good laugh!
Response from HBAR (Author of Warm Beds and Ginger Heads)
I'm so glad you found it amusing. I love the idea of Snape only declaring his love to someone who can never tell another soul. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Response from HBAR (Author of Warm Beds and Ginger Heads)
I'm so glad you found it amusing. I love the idea of Snape only declaring his love to someone who can never tell another soul. Thanks for reading and reviewing!