LOL I love this parody as much as I loved the original song. Very well done.

 And they haven't even started potions yet, just wait.

Can you imagine Muggle parents getting this, and only this?!  Nicely done.

It's very cute!

LMAO! This is great! I looked at this prompt, chickened out and did another song, but I'm so glad you did it. :)

This was perfect and so funny.
Glad you chose my silly bunny!
You wrote it better than I could have.
I had an awful week, but then you brewed the right salve!

Aw... I'm strangely reminded of the phone calls I got from my child who went to college this last fall.

It's the poor parents I feel sorry for - only having the letters of an eleven year old to piece together whatever madcap escapades take place in that school!

that was fun!
the first contact with magical world it would seem.
Since he/she didn't end up in Slytherin, the student will soon enough find wonderful mates from the magical world, that will introduce the one into all sides and aspects of the magical world. And there are plenty of good and fantastic ones, I would say.
When it comes to detention. well, don't hang around on the corridors at night, not withouth the marauders map. And keep your mouth shut in Snapes class, and the rest is good luck.
Well, at least the houselfes do their share to make the pupils feel at home.

yes, Hermione hold on just a bit longer!