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And May All Your Christmases Be Black

1: Chapter One

2: Chapter Two

3: Chapter Three

4: Chapter Four

5: Chapter Five

And May All Your Christmases Be Black

scaranda

19 Reviews   |   19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Humor Romance Alternate Universe Forbidden Forest 13,852 Words 5 Chapters Complete
Albus Dumbledore Draco Malfoy Harry Potter Lucius Malfoy Remus Lupin Severus Snape Sirius Black Hermione Granger

An interfering Dumbledore, some festive fun and frolics... oh, and a touch of angst; it's Christmas, after all.

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Chapters (5)

Chapter 1: Chapter One

Chapter 2: Chapter Two

Chapter 3: Chapter Three

Chapter 4: Chapter Four

Chapter 5: Chapter Five


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0/10

Phyllidia

Was rather hoping that Sirius and Severus would spike Draco and Harry's punch with the green stuff.

Now I need to stuff a Cornish hen inside a turkey and give it to one of my nieces to cook for Christmas.........

Thanks for all the fun.

0/10

Phyllidia

He gave both Harry and Sirius a warning look, which coming from Lupin was a bit like being nuzzled by a dead sheep. Great, now I have to go find a dead sheep so I can be Lupinized.....(boy aren't those people in the meat department going to look at me funny)

Such fun. Looking forward to reading the rest.

10/10

steelyblue

That was beautiful little bit with Filch and Mrs Norris and Firenze. I loved Filch standing at the bottom of the stairs....‘Be all right now, my lovely. Took him a while, but it’ll be all right now,’ he rasped into her tattered ears, and turned to climb the stairs again, just an old man with a battered cat doing his rounds, checking everything was safe and no one was going to jump in no lakes, not on his shift.

Lovely writing as usual.

0/10

steelyblue

I loved the conversation (slanging match) between Lucius and Sirius when they woke up. And Dumbledore running up the stairs through the portraits.You'd better get this sorted out though.Still no turkey :( Can you tell me what story that was? It was so funny.

Response from steelyblue (Reviewer)

Oh I've just read some of the other reviews, it IS the turkey one. Reading on......

10/10

steelyblue

I love all the little asides in your work, like Narcissa holding her hand out for Snape to kiss and seeming unconcerned that he doesn't take up her offer. And Snape's comments about her dress. And Malfoy the barely concealed idiot. I only vaguley recall reading this once before so I'm looking forweard to it,

PS I hope its the one with the turkey, that was great and I could never find it again

10/10

KingPig

LOL, the turkey bit had me howling in laughter. I've never cooked (or seen one cooked) a turkey before (or anything that doesn't come straight from the freezer to the microwave), so I probably would have had the same reaction as Sirius. If noting else, you've taught me to be wary of frozen turkeys and their dubious cavaties!

10/10

sunny33

Hehe.  Would have loved to have seen the expressions on the boys' faces. ;)

0/10

gurlimargrethe

if you don't like Sirius you hide it well. You portrait him wonderfully - and Severus,well all of them really. this chapter was soo good, loved the banter with centaur

10/10

KingPig

Lol! Love the last witty remark Sirius got in! 

Response from scaranda (Author of And May All Your Christmases Be Black)

Thanks for that.Hope you enjoy the next (final) chapter.Scar

0/10

sunny33

You're corrupting me.  I don't even like Sirius Black, yet I saw this chapter up and said, "Yay!"  Evil author!I'll go and read it now...

Response from sunny33 (Reviewer)

Damn you, woman.  Sirius is kind of cute.  You've ruined me! ;)

Response from scaranda (Author of And May All Your Christmases Be Black)

Well, it's not my fault you had preconceptions. Actually, I don't like him much either; in fact, I think he's a total arse!Thanks so much for your support.Scar

10/10

KingPig

At the risk of sounding horribly Dumbledorian, I must say, this isn't going well to plan at all!

Response from scaranda (Author of And May All Your Christmases Be Black)

At the risk of sounding much the same: it's not one of his better ideas... thus far.Thanks for that.Scaranda

10/10

sunny33

Those boys need a good spanking!  And after them, the grown-ups.  ;)

Response from scaranda (Author of And May All Your Christmases Be Black)

Tell you what: you take the boys, and I'll take the big boys.Thanks for dropping a line.Scar

10/10

sunny33

Wrong couple... argghh!  ;)

Response from scaranda (Author of And May All Your Christmases Be Black)

And even they think so.Thanks for that.Scar

10/10

sunny33

LOL, a well-padded Lucius.   :)

Response from scaranda (Author of And May All Your Christmases Be Black)

Please! Big-boned, if you don't mind.Thanks for that.Scar

10/10

KingPig

Uh oh...

Response from scaranda (Author of And May All Your Christmases Be Black)

I know...Thanks for dropping by.Scar

0/10

gurlimargrethe

have read this in another place, happy to read it again. I love the banter and you have a very witty way with words, like Lupins scowl feels like a  nudge from a dead sheep, not impresssive LOL

Response from scaranda (Author of And May All Your Christmases Be Black)

Well remembered! It must be about four years since I posted this anywhere else.I hope you enjoy it again.Thanks again.Scaranda

0/10

gurlimargrethe

this was so sweet. happy for Severus and Sirius, they both deserve it

0/10

moiramountain

Oh, you're up to something, I know you are... Consorting with ol Dumbly, are you?

Response from scaranda (Author of And May All Your Christmases Be Black)

Actually, he's one of my least favourite characters, but he does have occcasional uses, and now he's dead I can manipulate him without fear of retribution.Thanks so much for dropping a line. I hope you enjoy the rest.Scaranda

10/10

KingPig

ROFL, I love your Lucius! 

Response from scaranda (Author of And May All Your Christmases Be Black)

Thanks for that!Hope you enjoy the rest.Scaranda

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