Yes, Sirs!
A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
Chapter 2 of 2
lyn_fLucius and Severus pay a wayward witch a visit.
ReviewedI don't own them. It's all J.K. Rowling's. I'm just borrowing them for the moment.
I was startled when two figures clad in black appeared out of thin air into my shop. With menacing expressions, they approached me with their wands out, backing me against the wall. My heart froze with fear when I realised the identities of these wizards.
'You!' hissed the blond-haired wizard. 'How difficult is it to find a post owl?'
The black-haired wizard brought his wand to my throat. 'I highly doubt you have a good excuse for making these witches wait for months,' he said quietly.
My eyes widened. 'I—'
'No excuses,' the blond growled. 'You will take yourself and your parcel to the nearest post office.' He glared at me with a look that could freeze fire. 'The consequences will be severe should you fail to do so.'
I felt an invisible hand grip my throat, and I struggled to breathe. When I thought I was going to black out, the pressure released, and the two wizards were gone. As I shook my head, wondering if this was a too-realistic daydream, I heard a voice say, 'Do not forget.'
I took the parcel and went straight to the post office. 'I'm sorry it took me so long,' I whispered.
A/N: As mentioned in the previous chapter, this drabble was written as an apology for holding on to the Valentine's Day cards for a long time. The fangirls didn't receive their Valentine's cards until July.
The art is titled 'Snape and Lucius' by neysha-sheyla.
Without the disclaimer and A/N, this story contains exactly 200 words according to Google Documents. Thanks go to Rose of the West for the beta-reading.
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Latest 25 Reviews for A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
11 Reviews | 4.36/10 Average
Love it that Lucius and Sev are determined to follow up and see that their intentions get delivered - better late than never, and the girls will definitely forgive the long wait- Severus & Lucius will be sure to make up for lost time!
Response from lyn_f (Author of A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste)
I hope the girls forgave the long wait... after all, it isn't every day one receives Valentine's Day wishes in July...Thanks for reading and reviewing. x
Hahahaha! Love this! So, Lucius disovered how much of a libido Sev has with those talented fingers of his? What a rapport and saucy, tight dialogue, letting us enjoy each one's pov & just exactly what happened last night!
Response from lyn_f (Author of A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste)
Indeed! It was amusing to read it on the card, and sunny33 (and I'll also blame quaffswinegaily, no matter what she says) did a brilliant job. :)
Ha ha, Lyn. I'm not sure if that was really a punishment!
Response from lyn_f (Author of A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste)
Let's just say the friggin' happiness fairy continued to sprinkle her dust over me every week... at least that was better than the Darth Vader throat-choke one of these guys gave the procrastinator. ;)
I had no idea that all of this was going on behind our backs. Really, Severus and Lucius should let us in on more of their doings.
Response from lyn_f (Author of A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste)
Oh, that wouldn't be fun. Don't they like to be unpredictable? :P
Ha! Still love it!
Response from lyn_f (Author of A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste)
Thank you!
Shame on you, but I am no better. I still haven't done my postcards, or christmas cards.
Response from lyn_f (Author of A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste)
I kind of gave up on both. Maybe, one of these days, I'll get around to the postcards. They are fun to design. I just have to make the time to do so...
I had nothing to do with this. It was all sunny33. She's such an imaginative wench.
Response from lyn_f (Author of A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste)
She is, indeed. :)
It's a good thing the boys gave the procrastinator a gentle hurry up. It was the best mid-year valentine ever. Thanks for posting (physically and virtually).
Response from lyn_f (Author of A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste)
You're very welcome! x
Heaven help us if we ever try a Xmas card! :)
Response from lyn_f (Author of A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste)
Well, if we want to give it a go, now's about the right time to do it. ;)
Clever you. I have no idea how to post a pic as part of a story! :)
Response from lyn_f (Author of A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste)
I was ordered by Lucius and Severus to put my HTML skills to use. Blame it on them. No, even better: blame it on the peafowl.
This chapter still makes me giggle when I think of it. Thanks for letting me take a tangental role. It was like hanging out with the cool kids.
Response from lyn_f (Author of A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste)
Rose, you *are* a cool kid! Thanks for your help! xxx