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A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste

1: Lascivious Thoughts and Valentine's Wishes

2: Yes, Sirs!

A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste

lyn_f

11 Reviews   |   11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Humor Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 646 Words 2 Chapters Complete
Lucius Malfoy Severus Snape Original Character

Lucius and Severus wish a group of fangirls a decadent and lascivious Valentine's Day... or do they?

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Chapters (2)

Chapter 1: Lascivious Thoughts and Valentine's Wishes

Chapter 2: Yes, Sirs!


About lyn_f

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lyn_f

Member Since 2008  |  33 Stories  |  Favorited by 18  |  327 Reviews Written  |  399 Review Responses

I am a relative newcomer to the world of Harry Potter Fan Fiction. I recently discovered the good 'ship HG/SS, and I've been hooked to the point where it is my OTP.

I was a Ruth Kirschstein NRSA post-doctoral fellow at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. When I am not at the lab bench or in the classroom, I am an organist. I'd be in a church near me, occupying an organ bench, and blowing dust around the nave. (Just kidding.) Currently, I serve as organist/choirmaster for a couple of small Episcopal churches near Duke University.

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Reviews for A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste

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nagandsev

Love it that Lucius and Sev are determined to follow up and see that their intentions get delivered - better late than never, and the girls will definitely forgive the long wait- Severus & Lucius will be sure to make up for lost time! 

Response from lyn_f (Author of A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste)

I hope the girls forgave the long wait... after all, it isn't every day one receives Valentine's Day wishes in July...Thanks for reading and reviewing. x

10/10

nagandsev

Hahahaha! Love this! So, Lucius disovered how much of a libido Sev has with those talented fingers of his? What a rapport and saucy, tight dialogue, letting us enjoy each one's pov & just exactly what happened last night!

Response from lyn_f (Author of A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste)

Indeed! It was amusing to read it on the card, and sunny33 (and I'll also blame quaffswinegaily, no matter what she says) did a brilliant job. :)

0/10

debjunk

Ha ha, Lyn.  I'm not sure if that was really a punishment!

Response from lyn_f (Author of A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste)

Let's just say the friggin' happiness fairy continued to sprinkle her dust over me every week... at least that was better than the Darth Vader throat-choke one of these guys gave the procrastinator. ;)

0/10

Rose of the West

I had no idea that all of this was going on behind our backs.  Really, Severus and Lucius should let us in on more of their doings.

Response from lyn_f (Author of A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste)

Oh, that wouldn't be fun. Don't they like to be unpredictable? :P

10/10

karelia

Ha! Still love it!

Response from lyn_f (Author of A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste)

Thank you!

8/10

sevibaby

Shame on you, but I am no better.  I still haven't done my postcards, or christmas cards.

Response from lyn_f (Author of A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste)

I kind of gave up on both. Maybe, one of these days, I'll get around to the postcards. They are fun to design. I just have to make the time to do so...

0/10

quaffswinegaily

I had nothing to do with this. It was all sunny33. She's such an imaginative wench.

Response from lyn_f (Author of A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste)

She is, indeed. :)

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quaffswinegaily

It's a good thing the boys gave the procrastinator a gentle hurry up. It was the best mid-year valentine ever. Thanks for posting (physically and virtually).

Response from lyn_f (Author of A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste)

You're very welcome! x

10/10

sunny33

Heaven help us if we ever try a Xmas card! :)

Response from lyn_f (Author of A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste)

Well, if we want to give it a go, now's about the right time to do it. ;)

10/10

sunny33

Clever you.  I have no idea how to post a pic as part of a story! :)

Response from lyn_f (Author of A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste)

I was ordered by Lucius and Severus to put my HTML skills to use. Blame it on them. No, even better: blame it on the peafowl.

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Rose of the West

This chapter still makes me giggle when I think of it.  Thanks for letting me take a tangental role.  It was like hanging out with the cool kids.

Response from lyn_f (Author of A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste)

Rose, you *are* a cool kid! Thanks for your help! xxx

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