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No Happy Returns Chapter 1: No Happy Returns
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No Happy Returns

1: No Happy Returns

No Happy Returns

No Happy Returns

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Ladymage Samiko

Severus's birthday is missing a few things.

Romance General Snapshot Drabble/100-Word Potions Under Duress 104 Words 1 Chapter Complete
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It was Snape’s birthday.

There was no grinning mob of well-wishers, no cake with more candles than frosting, no pile of presents.

There was no fancy restaurant, no exotic hotel room, no anorexic infant in improbable lingerie.

There were no cards, no off-key songs, no happy returns.

There was a magnificently large, plush divan, a snapping, Floo-less fire, and an unending supply of leather-bound volumes.

There were dark chocolate biscuits and smoke-tinged gunpowder tea.

There was antique music sifting through the air.

There was his cinnamon-eyed wife snugged alongside him, reading aloud in her warm voice.

It was Severus’s birthday.


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Latest 25 Reviews for No Happy Returns

5 Reviews  |  5.8/10 Average

10/10

sunny33

Sounds like every day is his birthday! :)

10/10

snitchette

It's probably best that there is no cheap girl because the wide might disagree... or not.... *wink*

0/10

moiramountain

Love the line about the anorexic infant !! 

0/10

Montara

Who wants to entertain others on their birthday? The way they celebrate is better!Loved it!

9/10

Yolande

Ah, yes.. more.
Firelight, love and good food.
Severus and HG = Happiness.

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