Standards and Measurements
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Like many proud alumni of the honorable Hufflepuff House, ApollinaV is a rabbid Huffle-hugger, champion pear-tickler, and founding member of Cleansweep-Streakers Guild (the AV-Eyeful is so named in her honor). Since graduating Hogwarts, she done 'responsible' and 'professional' things - and resolves not to do that anymore. Dreadful amounts of paperwork.
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Clearly Percy needs to be assigned somewhere far far away. Magical abssador to Iceland perhaps?
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Poor Iceland... poor poor Iceland.Maybe they can keep him busy measuring goat migrations? Thanks sweetie! AV
Oh, this was very funny. ...but what ever did happen to the lemon custard, I wonder? My favorite part was definitely the staircase observation- only Percy would sit and watch the stairs for sixty hours.
This is perfectly Percy.
Hehe, She played the Molly card! :)
Percy just doesn't get that some things can't be measured in simple terms like the thickness of a cauldron. Or the thickness of his head. Fortunately, Hermione knew exactly how to deal with the likes of 'ol Perce.
Loved it!
leave it to hermione to put percy in his place. staircase rotations. that boy need to get laid or have the stick pulled from his arse.
LOL! Fortunately Molly exists. And I think Severus will regret having reoriented Percy to his beloved wife...