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Saturday Night Drabbles Standards and Measurements
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Standards and Measurements

ApollinaV

7 Reviews   |   7 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Humor General Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 842 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Percy Weasley

Percy inspects Hogwarts.

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Chapter 1: Standards and Measurements


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ApollinaV

Member Since 2008  |  25 Stories  |  Favorited by 97  |  169 Reviews Written  |  627 Review Responses

Like many proud alumni of the honorable Hufflepuff House, ApollinaV is a rabbid Huffle-hugger, champion pear-tickler, and founding member of Cleansweep-Streakers Guild (the AV-Eyeful is so named in her honor). Since graduating Hogwarts, she done 'responsible' and 'professional' things - and resolves not to do that anymore. Dreadful amounts of paperwork.

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10/10

MollysSister

Clearly Percy needs to be assigned somewhere far far away. Magical abssador to Iceland perhaps?

Response from ApollinaV (Author of Standards and Measurements)

Poor Iceland... poor poor Iceland.Maybe they can keep him busy measuring goat migrations?  Thanks sweetie!  AV

0/10

liviconnor

Oh, this was very funny.  ...but what ever did happen to the lemon custard, I wonder?  My favorite part was definitely the staircase observation- only Percy would sit and watch the stairs for sixty hours.

0/10

quaffswinegaily

This is perfectly Percy.

10/10

sunny33

Hehe, She played the Molly card! :)

10/10

MuseAmusant

Percy just doesn't get that some things can't be measured in simple terms like the thickness of a cauldron. Or the thickness of his head. Fortunately, Hermione knew exactly how to deal with the likes of 'ol Perce.
 
Loved it!

10/10

sevibaby

leave it to hermione to put percy in his place.  staircase rotations.  that boy need to get laid or have the stick pulled from his arse.

10/10

snitchette

LOL! Fortunately Molly exists. And I think Severus will regret having reoriented Percy to his beloved wife...

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