Hi Quaffie. I have a funny story about goats but as with the best ones you had to be there. Two couples in separate cars driving from Coniston to Grasmere. When we parked up both Janet and myself said "Did you see that brilliant sign?........Goats for hire". To this day our spouses argue it was boats for hire but we still both stick to our story. BTW out of the four of us I have almost 20-20 vision and don't need specs, contacts etc. And two of us saw it. Do you think Severus would like to hire out his goats for.......whatever it is they do....ie get curried. Hmmm Aberforth was a bit of a weirdo and unless I'm really niave I think Jo was genuinely suggesting he was interfering with these dreadfully misunderstood creatures. I just love your sense of humour. Best wishes, Love Ali xxxxx.   

Severus attached to a goat erm pureblood well taken care of grandmother.. to cool!!

I can feel there will be some more. Just how Hermione will be reacting to Ursula moving in will be interesting to know.

Too funny.  Good way to get rid of unwanted annoying relatives.  Now to see what Hermione would think of Ursula coming to live with them (as herself)...

I love how its kept the style and tone of the original.  Keep it going.

Snerk... and the saga continues.  Very funny.  Severus' attraction here is hilarious.

*Snort*

And every man needs his nanny! :)