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Saturday Night Drabbles Italian Food
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Italian Food

1: Italian Food

Italian Food

blue artemis

8 Reviews   |   8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

Humor Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 303 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Fred Weasley George Weasley Giant Squid Hermione Granger Remus Lupin Severus Snape

The twins think they have a source for calamari.

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Chapter 1: Italian Food


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Member Since 2006  |  115 Stories  |  Favorited by 156  |  3,537 Reviews Written  |  1,212 Review Responses

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10/10

mick42

That would have been a lot of calamari.

Response from blue artemis (Author of Italian Food)

It could have fed the castle. 

10/10

Pennfana

Very funny.

Response from blue artemis (Author of Italian Food)

Thank you!

10/10

Marty21

 the image of the twins in that postion is just too damn funny.  Looks like Remus won the bet lol

Response from blue artemis (Author of Italian Food)

Yes, he most certainly did.  Thanks!

10/10

snitchette

ROFL! They were that desperate that they really thought they could do it?? *shakes head* I'm sure a quick apparition to Italy wouldn't have as much trouble.

Response from blue artemis (Author of Italian Food)

They really didn't think that one through, did they?  Thanks!

0/10

FruGal

LOL  Boy, the twins would really have to pound that sucker to get it tender enough to eat.

Response from blue artemis (Author of Italian Food)

Yeah, they didn't think that one through.  Thanks!

10/10

sunny33

Bad call, twins! :D

Response from blue artemis (Author of Italian Food)

Not to mention it would be enough calamari to feed an army.  Or Ron.

9/10

Maggie

lol............

Response from blue artemis (Author of Italian Food)

Thanks!

0/10

Memory

First, let me thank you for this unexpected (and funny) tribute to Italian food. I'm glad to see that even Fred and George appreciate the way we cook Second, when and how and where did they experience it? (I'm curious, you see... ).Third, compliments to the author, the story is really enjoyable.Fourth, I think that my being Italian perhaps impairs my understanding, but the sentence "The three shook hands" misses a subject. I mean, I understood that the third one was Remus only because he asks a question immediately after. Otherwise, I would be left wondering who this unknown third may be.Sorry for my English, I hope you understand what I want to say. And thank you again for sharing. Regards from sunny Italy.

Response from blue artemis (Author of Italian Food)

They were trying to set up another WWW in Italy.  They went to Rome, Venice and Florence.  Thanks!I was trying to decide whether or not to name the third lover, then figured I should.  So, had I gone with my first thought, Remus would have never been named.  You were supposed to wonder for a while. Thank you again!  I'm glad you could enjoy my story!

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