Defrocked
quaffswinegaily31 Reviews | 7.39/10 (31 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )
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I adore this story and the reviews, esp. Moiremountain's note; how true . Ps. See 'Gambit' such a body. hmmmm...
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Are you talking Gambit as in Channing Tatum, or Mike Gambit as in Gareth Hunt in the 70s TV show the New Avengers?
Response from Yolande (Reviewer)
Hallo, It's the film Gambit, from 2013.Thelaptopisold.sorry.
Response from Yolande (Reviewer)
To the author, my typed text won't be clear. Loved your story. Gambit, i.e. a film from last year, in which A.R. was handsome, and surprised the viewer with his courage.
Oh how could you? To reduce our reluctant hero to a regular man!! for shame and quite funny!
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
Why, thank you. I'm glad it brought a smile to your face.
OMG Uh...yeah...maybe not. Hilarious! Now gimme my fit and sexy Snape back!
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
Normal service will be restored as soon as possible.
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
Normal service will be restored as soon as possible.
You're killing me here. If I want greying, wobbling, and farting, I will shut off the computer and tune back into real life. Where is my ridiculously over-the-top, sexy underneath it all, never aging Snape?Okay, I suppose a reality check is good every once in awhile. I certainly appreciate that you were willing to write him in this manner, because truly, we don't see it very often. Poor Hermione. I hope she farts right back at him, bigger and better. Get 'em, girl! Or maybe she'll just remove her bra and let the girls drop to the floor. :)
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
Sex-god Severus will return to normal service as soon as possible, but not until after the holidays because I already have nefarious plans for him. In the meantime, I must ask Hermione to restrain her loose puppies and shove her sagging belly back into her control garment before Severus realises she ain't so perfect herself.
Nah, it just wouldn't happen... would it?
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
You never know.
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
You never know.
LOL! Well done, Quaffs! As one of the older farts (age-wise) around the ship, I enjoy a trip down "reality" lane once in a while. I still like my "sex-god" Snape, but real life does tend to bring us all down a peg or two, doesn't it?Great portrayal of an older Snape!Beth
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
Snape's definitely an old fart in this story! Thanks for your review
I think you just killed SexGod!Snape. Small and shriveled? *sigh He's human. The myth is shattered. I may never be able to picture Severus Snape as a perfect 6'4" sinewy muscled, alabaster stud with an 11" cock again. smirk <3 AV
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
Poor sexgod Snape. He'll be back, no doubt.
LOL! that was so funny!...Im crying as I write this!...the beer googles were definately at work here!
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
I think the beer goggles came off when she got him into bed. Glad you liked it.
Even though it DOES destroy everyone's fantasy of SexGodSnape, this is how it is in reality! I agree with the person who commented that they hate the three times a night, every night stories, or to take it one step further, the ones who write him as such that he should be a porn star with almost cartoonish *cough* features...down there. This is so different but such a nice little fic, thank you for writing it.
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
Poor Severus! He's maybe a little past his best after living the porn star, sex god lifestyle.
Oh my. Reality cheque please! *giggle* It seems what we build up in anticipation in our minds never seems to mirror the reality of the situation. Brava~
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
As long as the reality mirrors the anticipation sometimes, life is good. Perhaps she will get used to the older version. Maybe, maybe not.
Talk about bursting a bubble! Probably closer to the truth than any of our fantasies.But not true of AR. I saw most of him in Snow Cake, a relatively recent movie. Even in his sixties he still looks good to me. ;)
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
Thanks for the review. I agree AR is still looking pretty good.
Lol! You ruined all my Severus is sexay! fantasies. *goes to a corner and cries* :D
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
Come out of the corner and wipe your eyes. It will all be okay. I promise not to be so mean about him again, in the forseeable future.
ROFL seems an appropriate acronym to review this story with. Well done and thanks for sharing!
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for reviewing.
Hmmm. Interesting portrayal. While I get greatly annoyed by three plus times a night and that's every night depictions, I must admit your physical description was a jolt to the system (but who said reality is a bad thing!). What was horrid was to treat Hermione like that (second to a bottle of firewhisky), for what would have been their first night - That was a total turn off! I think I could have accepted his behaviour more if they had been together for several years - you tend to be forgiving of such foibles.
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
Do you think she'll give him another chance?
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
I appreciate your honest review.
Response from reets67 (Reviewer)
I feel it's up to you whether you think she should. It does work well as a stand alone piece- just one of the few that it is probably closer to fact than most of us would like to acknowledge! Another date? could be another disaster! But it could also be an exploration and acceptance of the less than perfect state of their bodies, personalities or habits. Thanks for your thought provoking work.
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
Food for thought there. Thanks for your review.
rofl. I love it. The perfect antidote to all the buff depictions of Snape. HAH!
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
Poor Snape. He's in the buff, but not buffed.
Response from mimmom (Reviewer)
perhaps he is not pretty, but I'll always be fond of him. I've never been interested in pretty anyway. Brainy...now THAT I like.My husband, btw, has some very snarky moments. He has a PhD in chemistry. ROFL. He's prettier than Snape, though.
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
Glad to hear it!
ROFL! That will teach her to poke her nose where she shouldn't...
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
All her teenage dreams have been shattered.
Funny and sad at the same time - I love it. I recently read a Snarry in the same vein on another site - Snape and Harry have non-magical sex, crude & embarrassing. It's good to put these pin-pricks in the fantasy now and then.
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
Thanks for your review. Perhaps, once she's over the fantasy, she will accept the reality.
Hahahahaha!!! What's disappointing for Hermione is hilarious for us. Great job1
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
Thank you. I'm glad it made you laugh.
Still awesome, quaffie! :)
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
No-one's hexed me yet. I'll forward any hate mail to your address.
Response from sunny33 (Reviewer)
Thanks, you're a real pal.
At some point, we'll see Hermione as a real woman - not always with pert breasts and a perfect ass but with a body that's worn a bit by life as well. She'll wonder if he could still desire her. Actually, THAT woman might make a far better partner - a woman of flesh and blood, not an unatainable fantasy. There may be times he'd rather NOT be required to rut like a goat and would simply like the comfort of her warmth in the bed beside him. Besides, there's always morning LOL - and beautiful bodies aren't required for beautiful sex. Otherwise, what hope would there be for most of us mere mortals???
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
Hermione as a real woman? Don't put ideas into my head. Thanks for reviweing.
*catches her breath* Loved it funniest thing I've read today.
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
Please keep breathing. I wouldn't want to be responsible for the death of a reviewer, having just killed the image of a sex god.
Response from Marty21 (Reviewer)
*Breathing back to normal* Actually I never really thought of Severus as a Sex God per say. I like it when he is written with some meat on his bones. :)
*can't talk for laughing*Of all the sshg fics I've read, this is probably one of the most realistic scenarios I've ever encountered! LOL
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
It's not nice to laugh at other's shortcomings, but it made me laugh as I wrote it. Glad you enjoyed it.
How funny! And yet so realistically true... I love my husband dearly, but in his early forties he's beginning to show the physical signs of the general wear-and-tear of life...but I still don't kick him out of the bed (for snoring, in his case)! Thanks for making Severus real!
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
Yes. It's a scenario many of us recognise. Glad you liked it.
You are so cruel to take away what little imagination we have of our beloved potion master. This is soooo wrong but I can't stop laughing. Good job.Every man's body will at sometime start to rot.
Response from quaffswinegaily (Author of Defrocked)
You will recover. Put his clothes back on, close your eyes and you'll get back to the usual fantasy.