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And He Had A Peacock Quill

morgaine_dulac

14 Reviews   |   14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Humor Erotica Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes 1,438 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Gilderoy Lockhart Molly Weasley

Ever wondered why Gilderoy Lockhart is so fond of his quill? Give an odd pairing a chance and find out.

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Chapter 1: And He Had A Peacock Quill


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morgaine_dulac

Member Since 2008  |  52 Stories  |  Favorited by 122  |  948 Reviews Written  |  2,443 Review Responses

Born: in the glorious year of 1979, when Dio joined Black Sabbath and Peter Pettigrew started passing on information to the Dark Lord

Colours: black, green, silver

Passions: writing, cooking, baking, witchcraft

Obsessions: quite a few, chocolate for one (hi Lupin!), but mainly a certain Potions master and a blond DE.

When I am not writing alone, I co-write with my favourite Ravenclaw star_girl. Look for sevs_starsisters to find our stories.

Published writer since 2014. Original fiction is good fun, but I find myself returning to fan fiction every now and then 

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Reviews for And He Had A Peacock Quill

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9/10

loreen77

Very different and unusual. Nice job. 

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)

The prompts people sometimes give me! I need new friends. Normal ones. ;-)

0/10

TheCopperDragon2004

Lol that was.. Just..so wrong lol. Hilarious though. I'm not sure why i expected this story to have something to do with Lucius..

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)

Lucius? Oh, the blot bunnies!!! :-)

10/10

Agnus Castus

Well, I've got to hand it to you! You've made an implausible situation highly plausible! Thank you for this little piece of high jinks, which was humorously written and very well-researched. I think you nailed Lockhart good and proper, and his 'problem' with the ladies explains so much. Hats off to you!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)

Thank you, dearest.When I got the prompt, my first reaction was: "No freaking way!" But in the end, it was so much fun!!Glad you liked it. /M

0/10

Tota

Excellent!An astonishing achievement in less than 1500 words, I take my hat off!I couldn´t imagine such a colorful ron de vou when I gave you the task, It feels plausible, like It really could have been so!I never doubted you, but now I know you can handle ANY topic!Love           Your favourite librarian

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)

My favourite librarian,Your review sure magicked a big fat grin onto my face :) As did writing the story.Any crazy prompts from your part are very much welcome in the future./M

0/10

hexgirl

This is so funny. I was only thinking to myself the other day, why oh why aren't there more MW/GL fics out there? It makes perfect sense, not only is he inept at DADA, but also with the ladies! No wonder he is such a dab hand with a memory charm. Poor Molly! Any idea where one could purchase a Peacock Quill?

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)

When the prompt was given, I was all "GL/MW? No way!" It seemed wrong on so many levels. But hey, it turned out to be fun. However, it was so hard not to ridicule him completely.Where could one purchase a Peacock Quill? Ask Uncle Google :P

10/10

MuseAmusant

Gilderoy had better pray that Arthur never finds out. Or he'll be deader than the peacock that quill came from!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)

Wonder if Arthur would kill him Muggle-style?HermioneDiggory's response: Gilderoy's demise: Arthur Weasley, a charmed Muggle hair dryer, Gilderoy's bath tub. :)

Then again, perhaps Arthur might find taking a Muggle sighted crossbow to Gilderoy's perfect arse a bit more satisfying.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)

Now THAT's a sequel!

10/10

snitchette

Not the most usual pairing, but Hell how it works !! *bows*

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)

Took me by surprise as well! :D

10/10

Sevvy

LOL  I've got to hand it to you, I don't think anyone else could have thought of this! (I'll refrain from saying only those with such depraved minds would go there!) Highly amusing, dear friend! ;-)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)

Hey, I wasn't the one who came up with the prompt. But I did take it and twist it, heheGlad you found it funny :)

10/10

Anonymous

Well done!  Loved it.

Author's Response: Yay! So glad you loved it.

I was seriously worried about that prompt for a while :P

0/10

Rose of the West

Well, that explains a lot, especially when it comes to full grown witches.  ;)  Not so sure about the younger ones, at least I don't want to go there...

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)

Eeewww! NO ONE wants to go there.Thanks for leaving the first review for this silly piece, Rose. It was fun to write something non-Slytherin for a change.

10/10

rubyanjel

ah! ghads! it's amazing! I never thought about it before. And i even shared this with a friend who's obsessed with Gilderoy!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)

Hehe, I had almost forgotten about this little piece of silliness. Wonder why? It was so much fun to write!! Hope your friend liked it as much as you did :)

0/10

MrsAstoriaMalfoy

Odd wierd and almost nasty pairing... but the way it's written makes up for it! Well done!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)

I went headdeask when I was given this pairing but was positively surprised how well they played together.

10/10

Owlbait

Hah, perfect! Gilderoy is such a git, at least Molly had a good time even if she doesn't know it <g>

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)

Hehe, thanks for leaving a review to this! Gave me a reason to re-read it. Can't believe it's almost a year since I wrote it. Time sure flies when one's having fun.

10/10

Bettina

brrr, I'm glad I'm a Muggle. Or no, wait, I might have been Obliviated. Hmm. Gilderoy unable to rise to a challenge is a thought that warms my heart.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)

When my friend challenged me to write something involving Gilderoy and Molly, I seriously thought she had lost her marbles. But it was good fun. 

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