And He Had A Peacock Quill
morgaine_dulac14 Reviews | 6.36/10 (14 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )
Ever wondered why Gilderoy Lockhart is so fond of his quill? Give an odd pairing a chance and find out.
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Born: in the glorious year of 1979, when Dio joined Black Sabbath and Peter Pettigrew started passing on information to the Dark Lord
Colours: black, green, silver
Passions: writing, cooking, baking, witchcraft
Obsessions: quite a few, chocolate for one (hi Lupin!), but mainly a certain Potions master and a blond DE.
When I am not writing alone, I co-write with my favourite Ravenclaw star_girl. Look for sevs_starsisters to find our stories.
Published writer since 2014. Original fiction is good fun, but I find myself returning to fan fiction every now and then 
Reviews for And He Had A Peacock Quill
Very different and unusual. Nice job.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)
The prompts people sometimes give me! I need new friends. Normal ones. ;-)
Lol that was.. Just..so wrong lol. Hilarious though. I'm not sure why i expected this story to have something to do with Lucius..
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)
Lucius? Oh, the blot bunnies!!! :-)
Well, I've got to hand it to you! You've made an implausible situation highly plausible! Thank you for this little piece of high jinks, which was humorously written and very well-researched. I think you nailed Lockhart good and proper, and his 'problem' with the ladies explains so much. Hats off to you!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)
Thank you, dearest.When I got the prompt, my first reaction was: "No freaking way!" But in the end, it was so much fun!!Glad you liked it. /M
Excellent!An astonishing achievement in less than 1500 words, I take my hat off!I couldn´t imagine such a colorful ron de vou when I gave you the task, It feels plausible, like It really could have been so!I never doubted you, but now I know you can handle ANY topic!
Love Your favourite librarian
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)
My favourite librarian,Your review sure magicked a big fat grin onto my face :) As did writing the story.Any crazy prompts from your part are very much welcome in the future./M
This is so funny. I was only thinking to myself the other day, why oh why aren't there more MW/GL fics out there? It makes perfect sense, not only is he inept at DADA, but also with the ladies! No wonder he is such a dab hand with a memory charm. Poor Molly! Any idea where one could purchase a Peacock Quill?
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)
When the prompt was given, I was all "GL/MW? No way!" It seemed wrong on so many levels. But hey, it turned out to be fun. However, it was so hard not to ridicule him completely.Where could one purchase a Peacock Quill? Ask Uncle Google :P
Gilderoy had better pray that Arthur never finds out. Or he'll be deader than the peacock that quill came from!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)
Wonder if Arthur would kill him Muggle-style?HermioneDiggory's response: Gilderoy's demise: Arthur Weasley, a charmed Muggle hair dryer, Gilderoy's bath tub. :)
Then again, perhaps Arthur might find taking a Muggle sighted crossbow to Gilderoy's perfect arse a bit more satisfying.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)
Now THAT's a sequel!
Not the most usual pairing, but Hell how it works !! *bows*
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)
Took me by surprise as well! :D
LOL I've got to hand it to you, I don't think anyone else could have thought of this! (I'll refrain from saying only those with such depraved minds would go there!) Highly amusing, dear friend! ;-)
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)
Hey, I wasn't the one who came up with the prompt. But I did take it and twist it, heheGlad you found it funny :)
Anonymous
Well done! Loved it.
Author's Response: Yay! So glad you loved it.
I was seriously worried about that prompt for a while :P
Well, that explains a lot, especially when it comes to full grown witches. ;) Not so sure about the younger ones, at least I don't want to go there...
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)
Eeewww! NO ONE wants to go there.Thanks for leaving the first review for this silly piece, Rose. It was fun to write something non-Slytherin for a change.
ah! ghads! it's amazing! I never thought about it before. And i even shared this with a friend who's obsessed with Gilderoy!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)
Hehe, I had almost forgotten about this little piece of silliness. Wonder why? It was so much fun to write!! Hope your friend liked it as much as you did :)
Odd wierd and almost nasty pairing... but the way it's written makes up for it! Well done!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)
I went headdeask when I was given this pairing but was positively surprised how well they played together.
Hah, perfect! Gilderoy is such a git, at least Molly had a good time even if she doesn't know it <g>
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)
Hehe, thanks for leaving a review to this! Gave me a reason to re-read it. Can't believe it's almost a year since I wrote it. Time sure flies when one's having fun.
brrr, I'm glad I'm a Muggle. Or no, wait, I might have been Obliviated. Hmm. Gilderoy unable to rise to a challenge is a thought that warms my heart.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of And He Had A Peacock Quill)
When my friend challenged me to write something involving Gilderoy and Molly, I seriously thought she had lost her marbles. But it was good fun.