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Kittens!

1: Kittens!

Kittens!

Pennfana

11 Reviews   |   11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Humor Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 401 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Dennis Creevey Original Character Romilda Vane

Romilda Vane finds herself in an unusual situation. (The warning is for an act which is referred to, not actually depicted.)

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Chapter 1: Kittens!


About Pennfana

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Pennfana

Member Since 2005  |  38 Stories  |  Favorited by 15  |  134 Reviews Written  |  358 Review Responses

I always feel extremely strange when I'm writing these things, having never really been all that good at talking about myself.  In any case, here are the basics: I'm a 41-year-old Canadian who started reading the Harry Potter books about twenty years (!) ago just to see what all the fuss was about.  I wrote my first fanfic about a year later, and I've been semi-active in the fandom ever since.  I am very musical; I play the bagpipes, I've played the violin since I was about nine years old and I sing with two choirs (a community choir I've been singing with since 1997 and a church choir I've been singing with since late 2008).   Writing is also one of my many obsessions, and (much to my relief) the monstrous case of writer's block which grabbed me for a couple of years seems to be gradually letting go.  Even so, should I submit any chaptered fics here, it's reasonable to assume that the updates will be pretty far apart even if they're actually finished before I start posting.  It's not intentional; I'm just, at times, a little forgetful.

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10/10

mick42

OMG! Kittens, that's a mistake you only make once [ hopefully].

0/10

jectex

Roflmao! Kittens!

Response from Pennfana (Author of Kittens!)

I thought that kittens might be the natural result of amorous activity between two cat animagi. 

Response from Pennfana (Author of Kittens!)

I thought that kittens might be the natural result of amorous activity between two cat animagi. 

10/10

emmeline33

ROFLOL!This... this is truly... unprecedented.  Very funny!

Response from Pennfana (Author of Kittens!)

Thanks.

0/10

isalie

O.oOMG!Bahahaha.Valid point, madam!If they can transform, why shouldn't they be able to do that too, eh?My mind is combining mpreg and Snupin now. Thank you very much. *sigh*Many questions occur (could different species match simply because they are basically wizards?!)Since I've never read anything alike, I think it's brilliant.

Response from Pennfana (Author of Kittens!)

Thank you very much.

9/10

Anonymous


O.o

*Gag*

That is just so wrong...

Interesting conundrum though!

Author's Response: And my weird sense of humour strikes again.   Thanks for reviewing.

10/10

HermioneWeasley1972

ROFL This was hilarious.

Response from Pennfana (Author of Kittens!)

Thanks. :)

10/10

pookah

Puts a new slant on the expression "don't have kittens" or "she'll have kittens"  LOL   Thanks for such a funny tale to cheer up a cold February day.

Response from Pennfana (Author of Kittens!)

You're very welcome.  I really do love making people laugh. :)

10/10

snitchette

LOL ! They should have known better. I have two words forthem: Contraceptive charm.

Response from Pennfana (Author of Kittens!)

Yes, they should.  Glad you liked the fic. :)

10/10

QuarterBloodedWitch

The concept of where kneazles come from deserves further exploration. Do I smell a sequel? pleeze??

Response from Pennfana (Author of Kittens!)

I'll see what I can do, but since I've got a ton of WIPs to get through, I can't promise anything.  Glad you liked this, though. :)

10/10

MuseAmusant

Sounds like Romilda's going to be spending plenty of quality time in her Animagus form with all those kittens to feed. :)

Response from Pennfana (Author of Kittens!)

Yes, she will.  I like to think, though, that she'll enjoy at least some of her extra time as a cat. :)

0/10

sunny33

Feeding kittens.  The mind boggles! :)

Response from Pennfana (Author of Kittens!)

And this mind still isn't sure where it got the idea. :)

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