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Hermione’s Odd Behaviour
Blue Phoenix25 Reviews | 25 Ratings, 0 Likes, 19 Favorites )
Hermione is acting oddly. Harry investigates.
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A twenty-something years old woman who enjoys reading romance far too much (no doubt due to the lack of it in my own life). While struggling with the same problem Hermione does in so many of your stories - that of finding a man with above a mediocre minimum of brain capacity - I write stories with the hope of one day becoming good enough to earn something other than reviews for my efforts. (Not that I don’t love reviews - I adore them! - they just sadly don‘t pay my rent.) As the real world holds no Severus Snapes, I have plenty of time to practise...
To those of you still folowing my story Snape's Dream - I haven't abandoned it. In fact, I just sent chapter 7 to my beta and I'm typing away on chapter 8, so I'm back from my summer hiatus :)
Reviews for Hermione’s Odd Behaviour
A humourous take on some of the more common SSHG tropes. Thank you very much.
Love it~
poor harry he should know better than to be spying
it gets him into trouble
would love to see a sequel
will pass this onto my hubby
hahahaaa I can hear the 'thump' that Harry made! Nice story.
Very funny! I say Harry deserved that, what with curiosity killing the cat and all.
Response from Blue Phoenix (Author of Hermione’s Odd Behaviour)
Yes, he had it coming. A boy can only sneak around under that cloak for so long before he sees something he wishes he could Obliviate. :) Glad you liked it!
OMG... what a hoot. I really could not tell where the story would go from the description, but THAT was not what I was thinking. Very Good! Now I'm off to see what the second half is about!
Response from Blue Phoenix (Author of Hermione’s Odd Behaviour)
Oh. I do like to surprise. Thank you! :)
Okay I read the other first but I understand a little more about why Harry was on the floor. Great story.
Response from Blue Phoenix (Author of Hermione’s Odd Behaviour)
Glad you liked this one too! Thank you :)
Funny, ha ha... thank you so very much.
Response from Blue Phoenix (Author of Hermione’s Odd Behaviour)
Thank you :) I'm glad it amused you.
That serves Harry right. :) Lovely story!
Response from Blue Phoenix (Author of Hermione’s Odd Behaviour)
My idea exactly. :) So glad you liked it.
I wonder if she was aware Harry followed her? She's Slytherin enough to make him know that way.
Response from Blue Phoenix (Author of Hermione’s Odd Behaviour)
She is, isn't she? And Snape sertainly wouldn't hesitate in teaching him a lesson if he noticed Harry sneaking in. :) You're free to imagine it happening either way, of course.
That was delightful.
Response from Blue Phoenix (Author of Hermione’s Odd Behaviour)
Thank you. :)
surprise surprise surprise! cute story. thanks
Response from Blue Phoenix (Author of Hermione’s Odd Behaviour)
Thank you :) Harry sertainly was surpriced...
I know and understand the concept of one-shots, and truly I get it... sometimes little stories like this just pop in your head - that being said I would love to see more of a back story to this. Wonderful job! Brought a smile to my face.
Response from Blue Phoenix (Author of Hermione’s Odd Behaviour)
Yes, it just turned up like this. There is What Happened in the Bedroom - not a back story, more of a follow-up, but ... I'm so glad you liked it :) Thank you!
LOL! I hope Harry has learned his lesson, and will leave the spying to Severus!Beth
Response from Blue Phoenix (Author of Hermione’s Odd Behaviour)
Indeed. Spying can be useful, I'm sure, but he wasn't prepared for finding out the truth! Thank you!
Aaaah! God, poor Harry. While voyeurism may be just the thing for some, it's certainly not the thing for him. And Ron, well, it's best he never knows. Very sweet story.
Response from Blue Phoenix (Author of Hermione’s Odd Behaviour)
No, even a nightmare is too much for Harry. :) And Ron is blisfully ignorant of everything but Luna, luckily. Glad you liked it!
Oh there just has to be a next chapter!
Response from Blue Phoenix (Author of Hermione’s Odd Behaviour)
There isn't! There is another, separate, story, though. :) It's in the line. I couldn't help myself and simply had to write about what happened between Hermione and Snape once in his quarters.
Too funny - nicely done!
Response from Blue Phoenix (Author of Hermione’s Odd Behaviour)
Thank you :)
Oh, that was adorable. I love Harry's reaction by the way. Good of the hero of the Wizarding World to faint like that.
Response from Blue Phoenix (Author of Hermione’s Odd Behaviour)
Harry just had it coming, I felt. :) So glad you liked it!
I am absolutely not feeling sorry for Harry, but I can easily imagine him with a lost expression on his face while he tries to fanthom the implications of what he overheard:-))
Response from Blue Phoenix (Author of Hermione’s Odd Behaviour)
Hehe. I'm glad you can imagine him looking lost. He should know better than to sneek around, anyhow :)
Sounds like curiosity killed the Gryffindor lion. So to speak. :D
Response from Blue Phoenix (Author of Hermione’s Odd Behaviour)
That's why curiosity should be used with caution. :) Never know when you'll find out that your friend married the great bat ...
Poor Harry. What a way to find out. :)
Response from Blue Phoenix (Author of Hermione’s Odd Behaviour)
Yes. Not the best way. I'll bet he thinks twise before he sneeks around again. :)
ROFLMAO
Response from Blue Phoenix (Author of Hermione’s Odd Behaviour)
Glad you found it amusing. :D
LOL very funny. Very much enjoyed, would like the back story of how they got to that place LOL
LOL very funny. Very much enjoyed, would like the back story of how they got to that place LOL
Response from Blue Phoenix (Author of Hermione’s Odd Behaviour)
Glad you liked it. The back story now ... wouldn't we all. Maybe a plot will strike me one day, but I won't make promises! :)
Short and sweet. Lovely!"Mrs. Snape in bed, wife during orgasm." That made me snort. And I'm still grinning.
Response from Blue Phoenix (Author of Hermione’s Odd Behaviour)
Thank you. :) I figured 'Mrs Snape' would be too long for him to articulate at that particular time. Besides, Snape would have endearing oddities ... Glad you liked it.
*Snickers* Excellent job pointing out all the cliches common to the fandom. Hysterical reaction from Harry, and amusing dialogue. Good job :D
Response from Blue Phoenix (Author of Hermione’s Odd Behaviour)
Thank you. I don't know what Snape would have in his dungeon, but I bet he hasn't got much chocolate sause, at least. He'd be sneering less if he did. ;) Glad you liked it.