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Potions Under Duress The Alphabet According To Severus Snape
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The Alphabet According To Severus Snape

richardgloucester

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Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Hermione finds an old piece of parchment. Do forgive me, dear readers - I have a toddler and a lot of alphabet books at home. This was beta-read by JunoMagic, to whom go my thanks!

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RichardGloucester is now also a published author, under the name Jae Eynon, with stories in a new anthology, "IMMANENCE" (Story Spring Publishing, 2016) and "Thoroughly Modern Monsters" (Story Spring Publishing, 2013).  She still loves the world of Harry Potter and sails the SSHG ship!

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0/10

On his terms

Too cute, especially the "stuff him and his twinkle" part.

Response from richardgloucester (Author of The Alphabet According To Severus Snape)

*twinkles*  Thank you!

8/10

ozarkmoon

zinc, zither, zoo, zipper, zenith? just suggestions for next time. this was very cute!

10/10

faula_tara

omg i have tears coming  from laughing so hard have a kindegarden child myself i needed thisway to cute thank u for thishugs and chocolate

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Response from richardgloucester (Author of The Alphabet According To Severus Snape)

So glad I could make you laugh!  Thank you!

10/10

blackeyedlily

I just came across this in my browsing for something to read. Bravo, it gave me a good laugh!

Response from richardgloucester (Author of The Alphabet According To Severus Snape)

Thank you!

10/10

RedsAttic

LOL---Excellent!

Response from richardgloucester (Author of The Alphabet According To Severus Snape)

Thank you!

10/10

Meladara

This is adorably ridiculous, and I loved it! :D

10/10

mick42

Love it, I don't think I will be using it to teach my grandson his alphabet.  

0/10

TheCopperDragon2004

Haha, cute. We haven't quite gotten to the alphabet books yet here at my house, but I'm sure I'll giggle and remember this when the time comes. Severus already loves his toddler books, so I'm sure he will love the alphabet variety, too.

Response from richardgloucester (Author of The Alphabet According To Severus Snape)

Thank you!  Oh, I am sure you will have no end of alphabet books - and very soon.

10/10

MomoDesu

This is a riot! Who would have thought Severus a poet *giggle*

Response from richardgloucester (Author of The Alphabet According To Severus Snape)

Thank you!

10/10

sbrande

LOL. Loved this short one shot darl.loves you, Sonia :)

Response from richardgloucester (Author of The Alphabet According To Severus Snape)

Thank you!

10/10

sevibaby

This was recommended and it just made my day.  Thanks for the laugh.

Response from richardgloucester (Author of The Alphabet According To Severus Snape)

Thank you!

10/10

Becky

WONDERFUL...I LOVE IT! WELL DONE

Response from richardgloucester (Author of The Alphabet According To Severus Snape)

Thank you!

10/10

snitchette

LOL! He was that bored with spying and protecting the children?

Response from richardgloucester (Author of The Alphabet According To Severus Snape)

He certainly was ...  Thank you!

10/10

meloh

Tee hee.  I have a two year old too.  This made me giggle.

Response from richardgloucester (Author of The Alphabet According To Severus Snape)

I'm glad I could make you laugh.  Thank you!

0/10

mock_turtle

z is for zither.  which rhymes with slyther(in).   ;)EXCELLENT poetry!  I don't know how you did it!

Response from richardgloucester (Author of The Alphabet According To Severus Snape)

LOLs - very good.  Thank you!

10/10

ClayPotter

That was brilliant - Pure delight!

Response from richardgloucester (Author of The Alphabet According To Severus Snape)

Thank you!

10/10

HBAR

My second is currently a toddler as well, and I have read more of this type rhyming alphabet nonsense than I care to remember.  His is actually quite good, or it gave me a good laugh anyway.Incidentally, I was hoping that z was for zipper... but then with a K rating, they wouldn't get far, would they?  But if things did go that direction, they might end up with a toddler of their own, and then his poetry could be put to good use :)

Response from richardgloucester (Author of The Alphabet According To Severus Snape)

*gigglesnort*  Perhaps Severus and Hermione will write the smutty version together ...  Thank you!

10/10

braye27

I loved this look into Severus' past endeavors.  I can just see our him putting quill to parchment to ease his evening headache with a bit of rhyme.  I wonder if he found Hermione attractive even then.  Bet he did!Beth

Response from richardgloucester (Author of The Alphabet According To Severus Snape)

Perhaps he did!  Thank you!

0/10

kimjo2

that was a great hoot!  and i can't think of anything but zebra!  you rule and reign.  mucho smoochies

Response from richardgloucester (Author of The Alphabet According To Severus Snape)

Thank you!

0/10

Clairvoyant

Cute and clever.  It reminded me of your potion ingredient series on LJ.  *hint, hint, nudge, nudge*

Response from richardgloucester (Author of The Alphabet According To Severus Snape)

LOLs Thank you!

10/10

pookah

Absolutley wonderful!  I've written a few poems myself and I never underestimate 'mere' doggerel.  Oh, and THANK YOU for the laugh, which I sorely needed.

Response from richardgloucester (Author of The Alphabet According To Severus Snape)

Thank you very much!  And I'm glad I could give you a necessary laugh.

10/10

fizzabella

Thank goodness for your toddler then, if s/he inspires you to write like this:) I loved it:)Brava!Fizzabella

Response from richardgloucester (Author of The Alphabet According To Severus Snape)

Thank you!

10/10

bournespeed

brilliant

Response from richardgloucester (Author of The Alphabet According To Severus Snape)

Thanks!

10/10

Jinxie

“It's all right, Severus. I can't think of anything much beginning with Z either ...” LOL, very cute and very true with Z.  However my daughter got a book for her birthday with Z is for Zorillas (nobody in the family has a clue what they are!), but then again the whole book has some interesting animals matching the letters...  ;)Well done!

Response from richardgloucester (Author of The Alphabet According To Severus Snape)

Zorillas sound like something out of Dr Seuss!  Thanks for reading and commenting!

10/10

Persevero

*giggles*

Response from richardgloucester (Author of The Alphabet According To Severus Snape)

Thank you!

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