And By Opposing, End Them
The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune
Chapter 7 of 10
Merry GraceIn which Severus contemplates both Lily Evans and Hermione Granger.
Reviewed"Hermione Granger could be the best thing to happen to you since..."
Severus knew what Poppy had been going to say. He knew.
She had been going to compare Hermione Granger to Lily Evans. However worthy Miss Granger was, she was not, nor could she ever be Lily.
He yanked on the faucet of the shower, and as the flow of the water slapped the marble in a soothing rhythm, he ripped his clothes off, balled them up and threw them angrily at the mirror.
If she had completed her thought, dared use Lily's name, he didn't know what he would have done. He might have gone over the proverbial edge, he thought, and sneered at his retreating reflection as he stepped into the cold shower.
However, Severus was no self-deceiver; in one aspect Poppy was correct. Hermione was, in fact, a fine young woman, far superior to either Potter or Weasley, despite her unnatural attachment to both. In addition to being much less stupid then either of them, she was proving to be a superb record keeper for his business and quite a dab hand at Potions. As he scoured himself vigorously, he pondered the possibility that she was gleaning from his own talent. She had never shown a marked predilection or skill apart from her usual acumen for Potions while at school, therefore he thought it a fair possibility that she was taking on a trait of his as a result of the Lifebond. He had suspected from the first that they would glean traits or talents from one another, especially after what Hermione's and his own Healer had said about the magical properties of their blood changing. He himself, over the past few months, had found himself having positive even chipper thoughts, for no reason which was immediately apparent.
He sighed, concentrating on the glide of each droplet of water down his body. His life had decidedly taken a turn for the weird.
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"Supper's almost ready. I've just got to baste the chicken again. Would you slice the bread?"
"Yes," Severus said, tiredly, moving to the cutting board.
Carrying the bread to the table, Severus took a piece and bit into the thick slice. As he seated himself in his place, he curved his fingers round the stem of the glass of wine Hermione had already placed there.
The two of them may not have shared a strong affection, but they had got used to the other's habits and had learnt to accommodate them.
Hermione joined Severus at the table and sifted through their pile of correspondence as she took a swallow from her water glass.
Severus closed his eyes and leaned his head back, contemplating. He felt drained. It had, after all, been an emotionally trying day with Poppy and... Lily and... Hermione... Lily. After all this time, he still remembered Lily's eyes and smile as clearly as if she stood before him.
Finally, feeling that familiar swelling in his throat, he opened his eyes and saw Hermione smiling over one of her letters. He shifted, the swelling in his throat dying as he contemplated Hermione's lips framing her teeth... They were rather nice teeth, actually, he reflected, reasonably straight and white...
"I'm sorry," he blurted out.
Hermione looked up and blinked. "About...?"
Damn it all, was he gaining the verbal grace of a Gryffindor as well?
He gritted his teeth. He'd rather die.
"What I meant to say was that I was reflecting upon the aspersion I once cast upon the state of your teeth and I would like to apologise."
"Oh! It's been ages since I thought about that. Anyway, that's hardly the worst actually, that might be the worst thing you ever said to me."
"Yes," Severus agreed. "Either way, I apologise for the plethora of insults. You have garnered more than your fair share through six years of Hogwarts with me." He shifted in his chair. "In my defence, I was largely playing a role, however... I apologise."
Hermione gazed at him. "Thank you. I accept your apology." She looked down at her hands, then slowly stood and moved to the oven to baste the chicken.
Later, over their meal, Severus said, uncomfortably, "There simply is not an easy way to put this. I think both of us have been rather resistant to the idea of being well..."
"Eternally fused?" Hermione supplied, a touch of gloom in her voice as she pushed her peas onto her baked potato.
Severus blinked. "... Er... yes. As I was saying, I have come to the conclusion that short of death, there is very likely not a way out of this. Therefore, I believe it expedient to make slightly more permanent arrangements." He paused in order to gauge her reaction. She had frozen with her fork halfway to her mouth, but her overall look and posture was generally favourable.
He continued. "Seeing as you have been a commendably meticulous accountant for me, I thought it would be suitable to start paying you for that position. Seeing also as you seem to have been developing a hitherto unsuspected gift for Potions, I may take you on as my Apprentice, so that you will be carving out some sort of an education for your future as well. Are you amenable?"
"You have got to be joking," Hermione said, quietly as she finally lowered her fork.
"No. Not at all," Severus said, bristling immediately.
"You're going to take me on as your apprentice? But... you don't take apprentices! Potions Monthly quoted you as saying you'd never seen anyone remotely qualified!"
Severus' bristles died as he re-gathered his thoughts and took a deft swallow of an excellent sauvignon blanc.
"To address your first question: Yes. That is my plan. To address your following protestation: I have never previously encountered anyone with the remotest speck of apprentice-worthy material in them. Since we have been... 'Lifebonded', for lack of a better term, you have gleaned some of my own talent and probably will continue to do so. It is thus that you are suitable for an apprenticeship with me."
Hermione chewed thoughtfully, then swallowed. "I'm okay with that," she said, happily twinkling at him.
He raised an eyebrow, the left corner of his mouth twitching slightly.
"To question your protestation: you read Potions Monthly?"
"I don't have a subscription to it, but it's a very informative periodical. Of course I read it," she replied dismissively.
Severus smirked and returned to his meal. "Of course. So, we are agreed?'
"Yes. Quite agreed. I'll write to my parents and..." She looked down.
"Weasley?" Severus just kept himself from sneering.
"I don't know. This... situation... hasn't been particularly pleasing to him."
Narrowing his brows, Severus said icily, "Naturally, it's been a constant dose of Felix Felicis for the rest of us."
Hermione flushed. "Of course not. He's being a git, I just... I miss him."
Realising they had just shared information of a personal nature, they both turned their attention solely on their food.
Later, while cleaning dishes in the sink, Hermione asked Severus, who was drying, "You know, I keep meaning to ask, but I've kept forgetting. Why is it you live in a Muggle house?"
"It is more inexpensive than living in a wizarding house and this particular house is very isolated. Also, there are remaining Death Eaters who would love to watch me die as slowly as possible. The last thing they would expect would be my abiding permanently in a Muggle residence."
Hermione was suddenly gripped by fear.
"You needn't worry; I've placed extremely powerful wards on the house."
She relaxed, but her frown remained. "Still... I never really realised how much you were still in danger."
"Miss Granger, please feel no anxiety on my account. I haven't not been in danger since I was fifteen years old. One becomes accustomed."
She smiled slightly. "Of course."
Severus finished drying the last utensil, put his wand in his pocket and began to move away to his nightly ritual of reading when Hermione said, "Wait."
He paused. "Yes?"
She fidgeted for a moment. "I just... Well, thank you."
He frowned slightly. "No thanks are necessary, Miss Granger.'
Narrowing her eyes, she said, "One of these days, I'm going to teach you to say, 'you're welcome'."
He raised a brow. "We shall see. Good night, Miss Granger."
"Good night, Mr. Snape."
He raised both his brows, but she walked briskly past him to her own chambers.
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Latest 25 Reviews for The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune
69 Reviews | 6.96/10 Average
omg. HOrrible HORRIBLE death eaters! Poor Severus and Hermione. I'm so sad for them both. Excellent story.
Response from Merry Grace (Author of The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune)
Thank you!
A remedy?! But things are going so well! Of course if the remedy is to stay as close to each other as much as possible then that should be fine.
I'm having so much fun reading that I hate to stop to review!
LOL. Oh but they're so right for each other despite the fact that they will come to this conclusion only after a great deal of kicking, screaming, hemming and hawwing. Silly silly people. This is a fun story!
Oooh, I can't wait to see what happens next!
Well, that was a very productive conversation. LOL.This is fun!
Response from Merry Grace (Author of The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune)
Well, gosh, thanks! ;)
LOL. Ooohh, dear.
Wow. I'm finding this story so beautiful. I can't wait to see where you go with it! Thank you so much.
Response from Merry Grace (Author of The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune)
Thank you so much! I really apprecite that!
I think this was a a much needed occurance in terms of their relationship. It's unfortunate that Hermione had to lose her parents, but she will need Seveurs more than ever now. And he seemed to know just what she needed there at the cliff and when they arrived home. There is still hope for them.
I think he might be getting a clue... :)
Response from Merry Grace (Author of The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune)
Mmmm.... maybe. lol ;)
So sad, and yet such beautiful sentiments at the end from Severus. He truly knows what she is thinking. Lovely chapter.
Oh poor Severus isn't coping with this at all well, but the news that Minerva will bring is going to be truly horrible I feel
Response from Merry Grace (Author of The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune)
You may be right....
This is a wonderful story! The Lifebond is an intriguing idea and I love how you are developing Severus' and Hermione's relationship. The insights into Severus' background, and how he developed his Occlumency skills fit very well. But, oh - Hermione's parents attacked by Death Eaters?? I am biting my nails in suspense!
Response from Merry Grace (Author of The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune)
Thanks, thanks and thanks! More is on the way!
Oh my, I am guessing, but so hoping that I am wrong, that the four Death Eaters went for Hermione's parents? Cowards as Death Eaters are, Voldiebutt included, it will be logical to think so. They attack those who are weaker, always making sure that they outnumber the ones they attack and think they are grand and brave when killing children.I am guessing that this is one of the first times Severus have ever been told that he is forgiven for anything? I will be biting nails while waiting for the next update!
Response from Merry Grace (Author of The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune)
It might not be the first time Severus has ever been forgiven, but it is definitely one of the few and far between times. What is most important - in my mind at least - is that it's specifically Hermione who forgives him. She is the now the person who knows him better than anyone else in the world - better than Albus ever did. She might even know him better than himself. She knows the magnitude of what he's done, of what was in his heart when he did it, and she forgives him. That's huge.
I don't know how I missed this story, but I've just spent the past hour catching up. Talk about intense.And now there's Madam Pomfrey's news about her parents... Rowle and his sick band of compatriots got to them, didn't they? *Shudders*At any rate, I'm saving this story to my favorites and waiting to see what happens next.
Response from Merry Grace (Author of The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune)
Well, thanks! That just makes me so happy to know that you like my story! More is on the way.
Whew, that was intense. More? :)
Response from Merry Grace (Author of The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune)
Thanks for the review! More is on the way!
What a gut wrenching chapter! And now, I have no doubt that the DEs at the beginning of the chapter have killed or kidnapped Hermione's parents. Yet more heartbreak for our favorite pair.I hope you update soon!
Response from Merry Grace (Author of The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune)
Thank you so much for the review! More is on the way!
Eternally fused and the best he could come up with was an apprenticeship? boy, is he in for a surprise. Or at least I hope he is. That was great!
Well, WE all know it's going to help them! LOL
Response from Merry Grace (Author of The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune)
Let's certainly hope so!Thanks for commenting! I really appreciate it.Merry
“You know Shakespeare?” What a hoot! Six months! Yes!I'm glad that Severus is going to help Hermione, and I suspect that staying with him will help her to learn to sleep again. I wonder if along the way he might just find that his symptoms don't improve as well.Perhaps they'll even visit Gus O’Connor’s pub for Guinness and some good Irish music. Well done!Beth
Response from Merry Grace (Author of The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune)
Yay! I'm so glad that you're interested in my story! I really appreciate your comments!Gus O'Connor's may not be in their future, but look out for other Irish pubs...including Guiness and music!Merry
Finally. Now they can sort things out. :)
Response from Merry Grace (Author of The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune)
Hopefully. ;) Thanks for you comments!Merry
I am really enjoying this story very much. Keep up the great work!
Response from Merry Grace (Author of The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune)
Thank you very much! I appreciate your comments.Merry
Soooo, THAT'S what happened. Something tells me that our Severus and Hermione won't get off so easily from this magical mingling of their blood. Will their ponderings make cowards of them all?I'm looking forward to your next chapter.Beth
Response from Merry Grace (Author of The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune)
It would certainly be interesting to see what could make a coward of a Gryffindor. ;)Thanks so much for the review!Merry
This is a really interesting premise. I look forward to the next chapter.
Response from Merry Grace (Author of The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune)
Thank you, I really appreciate your feedback!Merry
I wonder how they will get along without eachother? Just how strong is the Lifebond, and what about this dramatic change in their magic, now that their blood has co-mingled? I hope that more than just their blood has a chance to co-mingle.You've done well in keeping the characters in character. Severus is as snarky as Firewhisky is fiery.
Response from Merry Grace (Author of The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune)
All excellent questions, all of which will be answered...in due time. Thank you. My main aim is to be true to the characters. That is just about the best compliment you could have paid me.Thank you so much for the crack - I mean, review! ;)Merry