Outstanding.

This is delicious! You should make a series out of it.

I would say that this exceeded my expectations, my dear. But, well, I must admit my expectations were preettty high. Granted, you exceeded them, but I thought it critical to let you know that this wasn't just any set of expectations, you know. 

My mouth hurts from grinning whilst I read this. ZOMG... Marchbanks... priceless. And the wind-down to that quite little bit at the end! My heart fluttered! F-L-U-T-T-E-R-E-D I tell you. Bravo!

Great work! "Frigga's splintering broomstick" - I love that line.

Please Hermione GO THERE! You might discover some interesting side of our Dear Potions Master...

Love your writing, Peppermint. "Frigga's splintery broomstick" is awesome. As was his entire diatribe. And her accompanying mental duet! I doubt Ms. Pants could have asked for more.

You exceed expectations once again.

Author's Response: Thank you so much, lula :) That means a lot coming from you :D

Love the drabbles, Voxy-mint.  She's hot for teacher and he's giving her some hope, albeit unintentional... or not.  Her inner dialogue and his swearing are very funny!

Brilliant, more smutty thoughts please [even action wouldn't go amiss]

Gotta love a ticked-off Snape letting fly with his own personal curse festival... Hermione's getting quite an education, indeed. LOL

If Snape only knew about the impure thoughts going through Hermione's head...

Priceless!

Tee hee, her thoughts are spot on.  Love Snape's remarks too.  I especially love the sweet anticipation at the end. =o)

 You handled the prompt very nicely! I enjoyed her internal responces.

Love it! Rubbing off, indeed

Lol! Snape at his best ;)

oh wow, this was perfect! a great prompt and a great response!

LOL.  Love it! :)

Wow, Snape has such a mouth... hehehe. I'm sure Hermione would like to see it put to better use other than dressing drown students.

You realise you totally have to write a sequel, yes?

Loved it! Thanks for Snarkasaurus Snape, hon. Always love when he comes to call.