Poor little puppy. *snort*

Oh my godd lord he went to a Muggle pub? Voldie?  To be hugged by a Muggle? Why didn't he Imperio them?  Way to funny.

bahahaha!!!!

Wonderful idea and you almost made me feel sympathy for that old snake.  Poor thing, so misunderstood, eh? 

Hahahahaha.  Great job.  You made Voldemort almost seem human.  Depression is tough.  He could have asked Peter for a hug.  Who would believe him if he did blurt out, "I hugged the Dark Lord."

*gigglesnort*
Emo!Dark Lord is hilarious, especially the thought that he moseyed down to the Muggle pub for a lay. I wonder what his glamour looked like. :)

LOL! This gave me a much-needed laugh. Thanks :)

Are you planning to add any more to this?

This is hilarious, peppermint!

*gigglesnorts*I can just imagine the Dark Lord writing in his diary like that. :P

*Snort*  This is an awesome response to the prompt, dear.  LOL!  If Voldy has a diary, there is no telling what juicy tidbits might be still hidden in there.  Yay!

Aww.  Almost felt sorry for him.  I said almost! :)

hehehe. Even evil, dark lords need love, too.

*roflsnort* Brilliant!
One tiny thing, though: I'm neither native speaker nor suitable for nitpicking, I suppose - but are you sure you want to say "titbits"? *giggle*

Alcina vom Steinsberg's response: Ignore my last sentence, please - I just found out that indeed one can say "titbit", too. Still, I can't get the image of "bits of tits" out of my head, so sorry... *giggle*

Author's Response: It is a bit silly, yes, but is the British way to say it! :D Glad you enjoyed it.

Oh, poor fellow.  Maybe if he got a good hug from time to time he'd give up his evildoing and start... crocheting elf cozies or something.

*snicker*  And Santa is a Hypocritical Muggle-loving toerag.  That one will go down in the history books.  A hug and Hippogriff slippers, nobody knew!  Very entertaining.  AV

Awe poor meglomaniac.  It's a hard job, but somebody has got to do it.  Here's hoping he drinks all of Lucius' wine.  AV

Aww, I feel bad for the poor guy. This is ace!

ROFL.  Who knew? :)

I read this on my way home yesterday, but couldn't leave a review. You had me thinking about poor, poor Voldy all night. He does need a hug :P

Oh, lord, a pair of slippers?  Well, that's what you get when you are on the naughty list, coal and cold feet! hahaha

Someone really should give Voldie a hug. Though I think he's more likely to get the slippers. :)

Yay, more diary entries!  Do you plan on continuing this more?  It's so funny, you really ought to.  I'd actually like him to get that hug, but it's not what he expects... You can take that as a prompt if you'd like!

This is just as funny as the last chapter.

This is too funny.

PEPPERMINT! Stop trying to slay me in my chair with your *does quick search of thesaurus* peerless and characteristically charming hi-larity.

You know, I always imagine you in your own chair, gleefully typing away, pecking at those keys with a devilish grin.

Keep up the good work.

Author's Response:  Writing in the guise of a whiny Dark Lord always makes me grin. It's just so... perverse. :D And deliciously fun.