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Potions Under Duress Blue Paynt
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Blue Paynt

1: Blue Paynt

Blue Paynt

peppermint

23 Reviews   |   23 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Romance Potions Under Duress 291 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Iz LOL!fic wif paynt and anshent sirkles and stuf.

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Member Since 2007  |  66 Stories  |  Favorited by 91  |  407 Reviews Written  |  538 Review Responses

I'm a Michigander who works from home, keeps my husband in line, and raises two wild, wonderful daughters. I write so I don't go insane. 

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Reviews for Blue Paynt

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0/10

kimjo2

if house elves could write fanfic...  a total hoot!  thanks

Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)

I never thought about it that way - but it does seem rather Elf-ish! 

0/10

LuvSeverus

YES1! des the bestes fic i eva red/

Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)

O my, fanks sooo much. :D

0/10

PersephoneVerte

I think I just died, lol. That was brilliant.

Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)

Plz to nawt be dyin' on dis kitteh's account :D An FANKS!

9/10

jenonymous

Well done, in the sense that it's exactly the LOL millieu.  I nearly had to read it out loud to understand it!

Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)

Then I haz dun mah job. :D

10/10

neelix

Oh god this made me howl!Brilliant stuff... thank you soo much!

Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)

You're so welcome!

0/10

Shishkeberry

Plz to be takin me nao!  Hilarious!

Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)

Heee! Thanks!

0/10

Killian

LMFAO  I'm a huge LOL cat fan.  This is awesome. More please...

Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)

You should check out the hpcon_envy LiveJournal community. Click on the LOL!fic tag. 

10/10

ConstantComment

that. was priceless. thank you for making my day.

Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)

You are so welcome! 

10/10

gabi1791

Weird!! Thank God, I'm a linguist, I love this stuff!!!!

Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)

It's very weird :D Glad you liked!

0/10

Stella Stargazer

O hai I iz happee to givin' u bestest revew (& cheezburger 2 if I coulds). Fanks for LOLs

Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)

Ur sew welkum. 

8/10

mimmom

I like it.  Very strange and fun.

Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)

Thanks :D

10/10

Aoibheann

I love how you had to explain that it was intentionally bad.  I love LOL Cats and this was really cute and funny.   Good job!  Pleez alow me to gib u sum shinies.

Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)

Fanks for teh shineez!!!!

9/10

Pennfana

Admittedly, I haven't read much sicFic, but even so, this is probably the cleverest slaughter of the English language I've seen in quite some time.

Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)

Heh. Thank you very much. I wish I could claim credit for the idea, but AnonymousPlume started it.

10/10

snitchette

For something so short it took me nearly twice as time as I usually do to read it. I'm not a native speaker, and this is absolutely awful to me as I have to read aloud and hear what I say to understand a thing. But that was fun (especially Snape fainting) and I loved it.

Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)

The good thing about it is that if you do read it aloud, it should theoretically sound the same... 

10/10

alatariel leralonde

Hysterically funny! Just what I needed to start the day! I love LOLCats, though I can't bring myself to actually "speak" it :) I hope you post more like this soon!!

Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)

O fanks. AnonymousPlume started it, and there are a few more LOL!fics posted on the hpcon_envy LiveJournal group. 

10/10

Stefdarlin

LOL, I almost thought you texted it all.  This is awesome. =o)

Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)

O fanks for ur nise revew an o! dose shinee, shinee starz. I haz a happy.

10/10

PureBlood Proud

O Hai. Dis de bestes fic evers!  wold be better wif cheezburger tho. LOL!

Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)

Fanks! I did rite on wif cheezburger but iz nawt posted hear yet. 

0/10

PDamian

O hai iz n yur Petilint Poitiss rotflmao! Fanks!

Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)

*beems* o hai, I iz happee to be givin u LOLz. Ur prayse, it fils me wif joye. 

0/10

debjunk

How did you write this and not die laughing?  And the consistency in the mispelling.  LOL indeed.

Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)

If you check out hpcon_envy on LJ, you'll see that AnonymousPlume started it.  I just jumped on the bandwagon. 

10/10

luvsev

(attempt at LOL cat review) u haz mayd meh laugh wif dis. *iz grately plezed*

Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)

O I iz happee to giv u a LOL :D

10/10

karelia

ROFLMAO! Excellent! Absolutely freaking wonderful!!!

Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)

o fanks :D

0/10

cmwinters

I believe I've read this fic before. ;)

Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)

:) It was first posted to the hpcon_envy LJ group :)

0/10

oenthusiast

The only thing that could make this better would be to have actual LOLCats in the roles of Snaypes and Hermyuhnee. Plz to kip eye out for sootbl foto pics.

Response from peppermint (Author of Blue Paynt)

We haz found sum bfore, LOLZ! 

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