The Way to a Man’s Heart
dracontia11 Reviews | 8.18/10 (11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )
Was a tummy supposed to look like that? Why did no one tell Draco these things?
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Mostly Harmless! Though I have to admit, I'm even stranger than I appear. ;-) There's a pile of unbeta'd stuff on my LJ (dracfic) if you're interested in Raw, Untamed, fanfic.
Believe it or not, "How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic" has been rec'ed by Know It Alls! It's true! They gave me this pretty lil' ribbon and everything! And in March 2007, they saw fit to likewise reccommend (as an antidote to angst) the story that started it all, 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey'--just in time for the first anniversary of that story's posting! *hugs Harm*
(I also have to admit that 'mostly harmless' may not be the most apt description of a member of the Mad Chatters...)
Reviews for The Way to a Man’s Heart
My heart broke, when he thought someone was hurting the baby, to get back at him. Thank you for this lovely little fic. 
Response from dracontia (Author of The Way to a Man’s Heart)
You are quite welcome. Thank you for reminding me of this series... if I ever have a free moment (longer than a quick check of unanswered reviews) I should see if anyone else ever wrote their body parts!
Response from dracontia (Author of The Way to a Man’s Heart)
You are quite welcome. Thank you for reminding me of this series... if I ever have a free moment (longer than a quick check of unanswered reviews) I should see if anyone else ever wrote their body parts!
Aww, how sweet. Poor Draco must have been so scared. Most men don't deal well with unhappy babies...I bet a Malfoy would do even less well with one. Especially when he thinks someone may still be out to get him.Oh, and you are most definately NOT mostly Harmless! You had me scared enough to run...down stairs! That's not Harmless in any way shape or form.
Response from dracontia (Author of The Way to a Man’s Heart)
Mostly! It says 'mostly!' There's wiggle room there! 
Draco is still working on his coping skills, but with his mini-inspiration, I'm sure he'll manage. Thank you for reviewing!
And here I thought Draco and Aw would never be able to co-exist in the same thought. This was so cute. Thanks for proving me wrong.
Response from dracontia (Author of The Way to a Man’s Heart)
Some people are endearing when they're young--others have to grow into it. 
You're most welcome for any Aw I can spare--thank you very much for the review!
Poor Draco, he just wasn't coping! :)
Response from dracontia (Author of The Way to a Man’s Heart)
Maybe this explains why Scorpius was an only child! 
Such a lovely scene. And so cute too.
Response from dracontia (Author of The Way to a Man’s Heart)
*bows* Thank you kindly! 
still loving the closing image
Response from dracontia (Author of The Way to a Man’s Heart)
There's not much that beats napping with a happy oddspring!
Very cute. I especially loved the part about Malfoy's not having unattractive navels, lol. So very Draco!
Response from dracontia (Author of The Way to a Man’s Heart)
LOL Yep! Only Draco would think that navel imperfection could indicate something amiss!Thanks for reviewing!
May I ask, who's the mum? This was a lovely, lovely little story. Gave me warm fuzzies. :3
Response from dracontia (Author of The Way to a Man’s Heart)
Thank you! For the purposes of the story, it doesn't make any difference who the mother is. It's all about pappa & baby bonding. 
Wow, I know the feeling. That was a sweet ending.
Response from dracontia (Author of The Way to a Man’s Heart)
Thank you kindly! (Insanity runs in families... we get it from our kids. )
How nice it would have been to have "Vanished the goo" when my own son made such messes. . .
Response from dracontia (Author of The Way to a Man’s Heart)
I've got to imagine diapers are a lot easier with access to a wand, too... Thanks for reviewing!
So sweet. I knew Draco would be a good parent. Thanks for writing.
Response from dracontia (Author of The Way to a Man’s Heart)
You're most welcome--thank you for reviewing!Draco watches proudly while Little Scorpius practice with his Safety Wand:
(sorry, couldn't resist when I saw the little animated emoticons. LOL)