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Exodus Revisited
ApollinaV18 Reviews | 6.0/10 (18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )
Hermione attends her first Passover seder.
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Like many proud alumni of the honorable Hufflepuff House, ApollinaV is a rabbid Huffle-hugger, champion pear-tickler, and founding member of Cleansweep-Streakers Guild (the AV-Eyeful is so named in her honor). Since graduating Hogwarts, she done 'responsible' and 'professional' things - and resolves not to do that anymore. Dreadful amounts of paperwork.
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I didn't get everything but that was still worth the reading. Gran is a fantastic character, and it's too bad she's not written upon more.
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Exodus Revisited)
Gran is a great character! I love strong women, but traumatizing poor Neville...? Still, it's fun to play with her. I'm glad you liked it even if you didn't get all of it. Thanks! AV
that was lovely and informative. thanks so much
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Exodus Revisited)
Good, I'm so glad you liked it. It was fun to write something that was so different. AV
Not being Jewish I am sure all the humor passed way over my head. Being an ApollinaV fangirl I had to read it anyway!!
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Exodus Revisited)
Thank you love. I knew I was going to lose some people with it, but I couldn't pass the opportunity to write something that was a bit cultrally different. And working with Gran was too good to pass up. *bats eyelashes* An AV fangirl... you spoil me too much! AV
This is charming! I have been the shicksa at the seder, myself. I am certain I spelled that wrong! Thanks for this delightful tale which brings back fond, sweet memories.
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Exodus Revisited)
I wasn't going to use that term, because it's not very nice, but Hermione was built for that role. I'm glad the fic struck a chord with you, the Longbottoms made a great Jewish family. All the best, AV
“That’s alright, dear, nobody's perfect."LOL. Poor Neville--this would explain a lot about his character, although I am sure Hermione can hold her own agaisnt Gran.Love all your characters. *g*
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Exodus Revisited)
Gran makes a wonderful Jewish mother figure. And Neville is such a 'nice Jewish boy.' It makes me wish they were Jewish in canon. Thank you love! I appreciate it. AV
ahahhaa, brilliant. and i *love* the horseradish. hillel sandwiches are this shit :-P
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Exodus Revisited)
Yum! You might think the combo doesn't work, but it does. Glad you enjoyed it. AV
that is THE solution. when you can prepare your food etc. magically then you can hold the rule not to work on sabbat much better.or is magic also work? did I get this right? ignore it if it is crap.anyway, I enjoyed your story very much!thank you!
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Exodus Revisited)
I bet there are work-arounds, and looking for chametz would be much easier with a summoning spell! But I don't think you could use house-elves, because you're forbidden from using servants on shabbat. And I don't know about magic being the same as 'work.' I'm sure if we lined up a whole bet din of rabbis they'd have thirty different opinions. It's not a crap question. Just one that I'm probably not qualified to answer. But interesting. Thanks! I appreciate it! AV
Toda raba, ApollinaV. This is a delightful story!Admittedly I had to do a bit of googling to better understand the humor, but it was well worth the effort!Thank you for educating this goy.Beth
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Exodus Revisited)
Thank you love! And you googled some of it! Weeee! I feel like I might have done some edjewcating! Though I wouldn't use the term goy, it's got a negative/disparaging connotation, and typically in good company it'll be met with frowns, or at least should be. I'm glad you liked it. AV
This was so delightful. We had our family seder on Wednesday, and I almost missed the Hillel sandwich because I stepped away from the table to make a plate for my kinder. He's so skinny, and he picks at his food, and I need to put meat on his bones. Oy, enough complaining.I always pictured Neville as a nebbish, and his Gran as a yenta. Hermione makes the perfect shiksa. LOLL'chaim, AV! Pass the Manicshewitz!
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Exodus Revisited)
Thank you m'dear, your review warms my heart. And the Hillel sandwich is one of my favs too. Though if you explained to someone who doesn't know, they look at you funny. Like a seder, it's one of those things you have to try to understand. Neville makes the most perfect 'nice Jewish boy.' And Hermione... she's such a shiksa! When I started writing I didn't know if Gran would make a good Bubbe, but she definitely does.Thank you! And Happy Pesach! -AV
Wow very nice. :) I enjoyed this.
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Exodus Revisited)
Good, I'm so glad that you did. I don't think there are many of us involved in HP fanfic, but I've gotten two reviews thus far from other Jews who appreciated it. So thank you for a prompt that crossed boundaries. I had a lot of fun. And have a Happy Easter dear! AV
LOL I enjoyed your rendition of Neville's seder!
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Exodus Revisited)
It was actually chocked full of a lot of cliches, but I think that's kinda what makes it funny. Seders are always something to be endured, but they're fun in their own way too. I'm glad you liked it! Thank you! AV
this is great. I never would have thought of making neville's gran a jewish mother...but it works so well!
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Exodus Revisited)
Gran makes a surprisingly wonderful Bubbe. I hadn't really thought about the character much before I started writing it, but it does go to explain a lot. And Neville is such a 'nice Jewish boy.' I'm thrilled you liked it. Thank you! AV
Some of it was lost on me, yes, but I enjoyed it all the same! :) :)
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Exodus Revisited)
Thank you, I'm very happy you enjoyed it. I knew from the get-go that not everyone was going to 'get' it, and I had two choices. Either I could try to write a how-to that explained all the parts of a seder, or I could write a story that risked losing an audience. Ah well. A seder is just one of those things you have to experience to understand. If you ever do go to one, you'll find it's very similar to what was written. It never starts on time. There's always too much wine. And you're starving by the time you do eat. But everyone has a good time... usually. Thanks! AV
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Reviewer)
Yes, but for those of us who've not experienced this, it was a great look into another culture. I grinned the whole time. :)
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Exodus Revisited)
Thank you, that it was. I credit HermioneWeasley1972's cross-cultural prompt.
Very must lost on the specifics of Jewish culture and Passover. Whether it is the fact that these scenes transcend cultural boundaries or I have been watching enough sit-coms such as 'The Nanny' to understand the basics I found it charming and funny. My favourite lines - “Don’t give me this Jewish Standard Time nonsense; I was worried sick. “You’re not eating. Isn’t the school feeding you anything?” Neville tried to break in to answer. “That I should have to fatten you up on the holidays just so you don’t waste away…” She paused and blinked suddenly aware of another presence. “Nu? Who’s this shayna maidel?” Gran took great pride in announcing she had arrived with Neville. Just as Hermione was explaining for her fourth time that, yes, she was in good health, thank you very much.I am looking forward to any futher installments,Cheers.Rita
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Exodus Revisited)
I'm thrilled that you were still able to find the humor in it. I knew going in that I would lose some of my audience, but seders are just that sort of thing you have to experience to understand. And doesn't Gran make the perfect Jewish Mother? I really think she does. Thank you m'dear! AV
Very funny. I can see my Jewish stepmother here. She's a hoot.
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Exodus Revisited)
Thank you! I think Gran is a great Bubbe. I had my doubts when I started writing this, but it does go to explain a lot of Augusta's forceful personality issues. And Neville is such a 'nice Jewish boy.' It worked out better than I had hoped. Thanks! AV
Yep. I'm completely in the dark. Have no idea what was going on, LOL! :)
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Exodus Revisited)
That's alright love. A Passover seder is just one of those things that you have to experience to understand any way. It's a scripted dinner celebration with props and songs and built in stories, all designed to tell the story of the Israelites leaving slavery in Egypt. It's meant to be a full sensory experience to celebrate the holiday. But it comes with its own cliches as well. All the best, AV
I almost didn't read this because it sounded so odd ... but I'm glad I did! Neville and his gran were the perfect ones to choose. Well done (though I like the horseradish and the wine is my least favorite part). My favorite line in the story was "and though she knew that none of it was made with leavening agents, it was good" -- somehow the way you put it struck my funny bone, although you probably didn't intend it that way. Maybe it's a reaction to the struggle of feeding my 7 year old this week -- who usually subsists on a diet of crackers, waffles and pasta. Happy Passover! Shalom, RedRoo
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Exodus Revisited)
I had a hard time thinking up a title and summary for it, but otherwise I was very pleased by how it came out for something under 1,000 words. The Longbottoms were the perfect family to choose. I figured I could get away with it because we know very little about them in canon. And Gran is such a Jewish mother. Neville, is such a 'nice Jewish boy.' The leavening agents was a small joke, very small, but I'm glad it got a laugh. I didn't know how many would get the jokes, or any of the jokes... but I'm thrilled. Oh and with your 7 year old, I've found that Matzah Pizza is always a good choice. Thank you, Happy Pesach! -AV
Wow. Just wow. This has brought up a lot of very fond memories of the first seder I was invited to and many a wonderful memory from my visits to Israel. It's quirky, it's funny, it nails down this wonderful caring mentality to a T. Well, well done!
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Exodus Revisited)
Thank you! There are so many universal things that always happens in a seder. You always start late, finish late, and eat late. It's always painful in it's own unique way, but also satisfying. And humor is intrinsic to a Jewish household. I'm so glad it brought back wonderful memories for you. Thank you, AV