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The Potion That Killed Our Dreams

morgaine_dulac

21 Reviews   |   21 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

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Severus Snape

Severus Snape can try as hard as he wants. But we know that he is a sex god. Don’t we, ladies (and gents)?

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Chapter 1: The Potion That Killed Our Dreams


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morgaine_dulac

Member Since 2008  |  52 Stories  |  Favorited by 122  |  948 Reviews Written  |  2,443 Review Responses

Born: in the glorious year of 1979, when Dio joined Black Sabbath and Peter Pettigrew started passing on information to the Dark Lord

Colours: black, green, silver

Passions: writing, cooking, baking, witchcraft

Obsessions: quite a few, chocolate for one (hi Lupin!), but mainly a certain Potions master and a blond DE.

When I am not writing alone, I co-write with my favourite Ravenclaw star_girl. Look for sevs_starsisters to find our stories.

Published writer since 2014. Original fiction is good fun, but I find myself returning to fan fiction every now and then 

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Reviews for The Potion That Killed Our Dreams

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10/10

loreen77

Lol. No potion would ever be able to repell a true fan girl. 

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Potion That Killed Our Dreams)

Nope.

10/10

snapeswidow

Hahaha! this is too funny! Quick, where's Logbottom! we need that vial shattered! don't drink it Professor!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Potion That Killed Our Dreams)

Neville's at the hospital wing. He dropped a cauldron on his foot. We're doomed. DOOMED!

0/10

slythkid

Llllovely, that'll reduce that very, very long queue for "There must be" more than nicely..LOL, thank you.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Potion That Killed Our Dreams)

Hehe, you're welcome.

9/10

beaweasley2

LOL Nice try Severus.  See you in my dreams!  Cute, really cute.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Potion That Killed Our Dreams)

Can't blame the man for trying ;-)

9/10

orm irian

Beautifully tongue-in-cheek!  Love that ingredient list.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Potion That Killed Our Dreams)

Like to taste? ;-)

10/10

HannahSmith

Now here's someone who really detests himself. Who's going to love him now, if it's not his fangirls? Ah well, as long as he won't be adding blond hairs and a snake-headed cane to the brew, he can do as he pleases for all I care...

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Potion That Killed Our Dreams)

A Lucius Brew .... now there's a thought LOL

Response from HannahSmith (Reviewer)

No you won't!! I've got an antidote right here!!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Potion That Killed Our Dreams)

But, but, ... me likes Master Lucius hehe

Response from HannahSmith (Reviewer)

Me too - so no repellent potions pls! make it a Love Potion if you want to brew something...

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Potion That Killed Our Dreams)

Oh I am so onto something here!!!

Response from HannahSmith (Reviewer)

Lucius is my favorite Slytherin, that's no secret! You can tell from my stories... But don't read them if you don't like him OOC

10/10

ClayPotter

NOOOOO Say it ain't so! No potion will ever keep me from loving that snarky wizard!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Potion That Killed Our Dreams)

He can run, but he can't hide! :-)

0/10

ladyofthemasque

The shrivelled rodent reproductive organ was enough to repel me, that's for sure!*applauds...from several feet away, lol*  Well done!~Lotm

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Potion That Killed Our Dreams)

Icky, ickier, rat's penis .... *snort*

0/10

FruGal

I don't think even Severus could brew a potion THAT strong. And if he did perhaps we could counteract it by washing his hair and whitening his teeth? Very funny drabble.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Potion That Killed Our Dreams)

*splutter* A potion our Severus can't make? You've got to be kidding me! LOL

10/10

karelia

ROFL! Brilliant! :D

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Potion That Killed Our Dreams)

Thank you!

0/10

kallonista

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA now how am I going to occupy my time?

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Potion That Killed Our Dreams)

We need to start a counselling group!

0/10

kimjo2

boo!  evanseco that potion!  great fun, tho.  thanks

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Potion That Killed Our Dreams)

He's so not nice to us ;-)

10/10

Mazzy

Hahahaha :)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Potion That Killed Our Dreams)

Cheers!

0/10

Titania

QUICK!  Someone brew a repellant repellant!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Potion That Killed Our Dreams)

To the Bat Cave ... um, I mean, to the Potions Lab!But then again, Bat Cave works ;-)

0/10

HermioneJeanSnape

xDDDDDDDDDDD Ha! He would need that by the gallon!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Potion That Killed Our Dreams)

I knoooow! ;-)

10/10

Anonymous

*mwahaha* Absolutely brilliant idea! Perfectly written.

Author's Response: hehe

Cheers!

10/10

snitchette

Please someone, knock that cauldron to the floor, or put whatever you want to ruin the potion. He can't do that to the fandom. That's awful.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Potion That Killed Our Dreams)

He's a meeeaaaniiieee!! ;-)

0/10

sunny33

Aww.  Spoilsport! :P

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Potion That Killed Our Dreams)

hehe

10/10

mick42

Nice try, but no lolly-pop Professor.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Potion That Killed Our Dreams)

And now I want a lolly-pop!

10/10

mick42

Nice try, but no lolly-pop Professor.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Potion That Killed Our Dreams)

He'll never get rid of us, no matter how hard he tries.

10/10

MrsAstoriaMalfoy

And did it work?NO!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of The Potion That Killed Our Dreams)

Are you questioning Snape's brewing skills?? 

Response from MrsAstoriaMalfoy (Reviewer)

Yes, with this potion, yes. Otherwise: NEVER!

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