Oh, thank YOU so much for reviewing :)

Heehee! Thanks.

Thank you so much!  It was fun to combine the crack prompt with my own opinions of JKR's naming schemes ;)

Oh, you don't have to apologize.  Yours is still an open tab because I have yet to find the words.  Thanks for the stars.  I'm so glad it did its job.  I personally fell in love with the name as soon as I read it in a fanfic years ago.  I like to use it a lot; I work in a nursing home, and I come across some awesome old names.

Actually, the real reason there are three sets and not just two is because I couldn't find the Latin name that means 'fourth.'  Oh well, overcompensation it may be, but it's gotten quite the reaction, and it's just the boost I needed; I've been writer's blocked for months.  Thanks :)

As it rightfully should, I'd enjoyed it so much,I had to review... I only review if something I read makes me happy. If I don't like what I'm reading,I move on silently.

Wow.  It seems to have had that effect on a couple of other people, too.  Who knew that baby naming could be so dangerous?  But I just followed JKR's lead in the matter.  After all, just about everyone else seemed to have kids named after them.  Thanks bunches!

I knew people would miss Apple, but I couldn't do that to Hermione, even if that was the prompt.  There actually was a movie where the king had named his sons like that, the seventh was named Septimus.  Thanks for the review!

Well, I imagine there were more reasons to dump Ron than just not wanting to look like Molly Weasley, LOL.  Thanks for the review!

Oh no!  Well, breathe or something.  Thanks.  This was too much fun to write.

Oh, really?  I've got more names than I could ever hope to use.  I'm so glad it came across right, though :)

Oh, I know!  It's bad enough that Snape's their dad, but then he has to make things hard for them before they are even born ;)  Thanks.

Yay!  It's so much fun to write fanfic after midnight.  Thanks.

Well, the story started out as a little crack and just got bigger from there.  I'm glad it was amusing.  Thanks for the cute smilie and stars!

Thank you!

I know!  Who could object to such noble Roman names?Thanks!

Thanks!  Though I think that Hermione would have a little more sense then her contemporaries about baby names.

Aww, Sseverus rather thought that making up for lost time was a good idea... until the third set were born.  LOL  Thanks!

*giggles*  Thanks.

Thanks!  Glad it was entertaining; I couldn't resist.

Well, Apple is the obvious one; I went to a Celebrity Baby Names site, but there were very few fruit names, actually. I think that Sandy Shore was appropriately odd.  Thanks for the stars!

I don't think Hermione has anything to worry about.  Severus' Gender Equality Twin Potion has never gone wrong.  Thanks!

Thanks.  It was quite a challenge for me to try to keep them remotely in character.

Thanks!  That was fun.

Thanks! I had too much fun looking up the Roman names.