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Life and Death of Lord Voldemort
chivalric43 Reviews | 6.23/10 (43 Ratings, 0 Likes, 31 Favorites )
Tom Riddle, also known as Lord Voldemort, has won the war and rules ever since. But victory hasn't been as sweet as expected. Maybe changing the past is the way to sort out the mess he'd manoeuvred himself into?
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chivalric
Member Since 2007 | 65 Stories | Favorited by 776 | 213 Reviews Written | 4,182 Review Responses
Located in Germany. Female, around 40. The first chapters of my published novels/novellas can be found here on the archive.
Other than writing, I am reading, cycling, running, and singing in a choir.
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Reviews for Life and Death of Lord Voldemort
So funny, Voldie gets what he deserves in both worlds. I just love Severus' shock at being a " ripe plum ", I'm sure Hermione will make him forget all about it. R.I.P. Voldie and Nagini you deserve it.
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
I must admit, I am still fond of this story and am very glad you liked it too!
^____^ amusing.
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
*g* That was my sole intention. Thanks for the review!
Oh my God! And you wrote that after a glass of wine or two? Try a bottle next time :)
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
Eh? Wasn't the sillyness in that story enough for you? Be careful, or I will force you to read something slashy!Oh - and many hugs and bounces for reviewing!
I don't know where you came up with this but,Man it was funny!
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
It's the damn plot bunnies, dear. They attack me when I am distracted, like... whilst having breakfast, or doing the washing up. Nasty things ;-)Thanks so much for liking and reviewing!
Cute and funny. I liked this, especially the idea that the Dark Lord went back in time so he could be with his snake. Too funny and as an animal lover I can see how he misses his pet.
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
Truly one of the few times I really pittied good old Voldy and his moldy snake ;-)Thanks a lot for reading and reviewing!
Ridiculous! AND hilarious! My favorite line was Voldy describing Snape falling into Hermiones's hands like a ripe plum! What a wonderful picure that conjures in my head!! HA! Thanks for the laughs.
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
Well, it happens quite often in fandom, don't you think? She wants him, she gets him, and he without the slightest chance to escape ;-)Thanks for laughing and reviewing!
tht was a strange and heartwarming story...
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
*g* Thank you!
Brilliant. A parody par excellance. I loved how Voldie (I feel very free to call him Voldie in this fic) acquired wisdom together with aching bones over the hundreds of years he had aged. I think a combination of silliness and the Dark Lord lubricated by nice wine makes a really pleasant read.
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
Well, maybe wisdom is not the completely correct term. Anger and bitterness, maybe, and the realisation that sometimes, a wish come true is worse than the wish itself. Luckily, Hermione firgured it all out and helped him to die properly ;-)Thanks so much for reviewing - have a very happy new year!
so cute, i actually feel bad for old voldie ;)
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
:-) So did I, once I had finished the story. It wasn't my intention to do so, but often, my stories do what they please and not what I tell them to do.Thanks for reviewing!
It's been ages since I've laughed like that. Though it does pose an interesting point: be careful what you wish for...So funny, please feel free to drink and write more often. Long live the plot bunny! Cheers.
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
Dear, I spend most of my few free minutes in front of the computer, pinning plot bunnies to paper, so to speak. I must admit, every now and then, I have a thing for silliness. And no more wine for me. Well, maybe a glass ;-)
it must have been more than a couple glasses (bottles?) of wine. this was a total hoot! thanks so much
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
No, no, only a glass. I don't need intoxication to write silly stories, dear ;-)Thanks, as usual, for reviewing!
OOOkkaaaay!*shakes head*Don't know what to think of this. Pretty funny though.
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
? Shakes head because... You don't like the story? You consider it badly written? You think the plot is ridiculous? Explanation, please. My intention was to make fun of Voldy - something he and every evil bastard earns most of all. Anyway - thanks for reviewing.
Response from sleepygirl68 (Reviewer)
No, no, no!It's just not a view point I expected. It was under 'Potions Under Duress' category and I expected it to be told from Hermione or Snape's point of view.The plot caught me off guard I think. My review is an immediate reaction to the story. I guess I should of waited and let my poor brain process it some more before I spouted off. I did like it. You did a good job writing it.I certainly do not mean to discourage you from trying out different story lines. In fact, I would encourage any author to. I can't write myself, but I read voraciously and I have enjoyed reading your stories (You are on my favorite authors list).Sorry for the "incomplete" review and thanks for writing and sharing your stories with us.
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
Now that is sth I didn't even consider until you pointed it out to me - this story is definitely not "Potions under Duress". Must have been an automatic thing - all my stories go under this section. Will change it, I think. I like different POVs, especially as I have written quite a few stories by now. I found out that there is only so much one can write about a certain pairing, or even a certain universe. Voldy prooved to be a worthy target.Thanks for clarification, dear. I'm glad you like my stories, and I am always happy to receive constructive criticism. Hugs from Germany, and I'm sorry to say that you can expect more stories next year ;-)
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
And me again - just checked the categories and can't find sth that would fit better. Any ideas?
Response from sleepygirl68 (Reviewer)
Maybe "Azkaban Prison" as when I looked at the category descriptions, it was described as being "Dedicated to Lord Voldemort and his Death Eaters." That seems to fit to me.I look forward to reading more of your stories.
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
Thanks a lot, dear - will change it in a minute.
ROFL. That is priceless!
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
:-) Thanks, dear. I like to make people laugh every now and then!
Hilarious. Wonderful. Twisted. I love it.
Thank you so much.
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
I do thank you for your review. Twisted... hmmm, I like that!
Oh, very well done! I applaud your effort (and clearly, your wine). Add mine to the entreaties for a sequel. :-)
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
Thanks so much for reviewing. Unfortunately, I am already thinking about the sequel ;-)
ROTFL!
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
Glas I made you laugh, dear ;-)
LOLWhat a wonderful, wonderful vision ... Hermione wiping the spit of old Voldie's chin and calling him "dear".Brilliant!
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
Couldn't help it - that image stuck in my head and I just had to write it down. Thanks for reviewing!
Here via KIA, and am I grateful for that recommendation!This was hilarious and well thought through, and I even feel sympathy for poor Voldemort now!Thank you for a perfect moment.
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
Hugs to Kia and to you, of course, for reviewing. I always thought a little sympathy for the Dark Lord would freak him out more than all the hate he received ;-)
I'm laughing and hoping I don't wake my kids. This is perfect! I actually like Voldemort now.
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
Now that was not my intention! Not that your kids wake and not that you like Voldy. Although I can't help to feel a little symphathy for him, either ;-)Thanks for reviewing!
This may well have been the first Voldemort-wins type of story I've really, really liked. :-D Absolutely hilarious, and I almost felt a little sad for old!Voldie - at least he got to be with Nagini again in the afterlife.
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
I always thought the connectin between those two (Voldy and Nagini) needed to be brought into light - I mean, even in canon he is very, very fond of her ;-)Thanks so much for reading and reviewing!
Oh that was very funny! The Dark Lord ending up as the old relative that no one wants around, I wonder if they took turns having him for Christmas?
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
*snigger* Didn't think of him in that way, but you are right, of course. One year Malfoy, the next year Snape, and eventually, they would have put him into a retirement home *g* I guess, he's happier being dead.Thanks for reviewing!
Hilarious and clever! Thanks for making me laugh!
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
Always my pleasure. And thanks for reviewing!
That was hysterical. I loved it.
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
I warned you :-)Thanks for reviewing!
Oh dear, Pathetic!Voldemort was funny as hell. I hope there's a sequel
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
Huh, now that you mentioned a sequel, I will possibly write one. Bugger ;-)Thanks for reviewing!
Don't most heinous dictators and dictator-types die badly, anyways? Either senile, diseased and drooling (Kim Jong Il, Papa Doc Duvalier), crazed, raving and frothing about their "powers" (Adolf Hitler, Jim Jones) or at the hands of a vengeful mob (Julius Caesar, Benito Mussolini)? When you think about the bad ends to which all those nasty men came, why would you even think about trying to rule the world? Give it up, would-be evil overlords! Get yourself a nice snake to cuddle with, and STFU!
Thanks for a delightful tale -- and one with more truth in it than most!
Response from chivalric (Author of Life and Death of Lord Voldemort)
I really didn't look at it like that - I just wanted to make fun out of Voldy, because this is the best way to deal with evilness. Thanks for reviewing!