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The Sorting of Severus Snape

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The Sorting of Severus Snape

star_girl

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Severus Snape

Severus revisits the Sorting Hat on a whim...

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Chapter 1: The Sorting Of Severus Snape


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0/10

roni0811

severus could never be a puff!!

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

it was just a bit of fun :)

10/10

BrenaMarie

This was really cute, and funny.  Severus is in my house now!  Rock On!  Cheers!  ~Brena

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

Thanks for taking the time to read and review, I'm pleased you enjoyed it.

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

Thanks for taking the time to read and review, I'm pleased you enjoyed it.

9/10

la Chatelaine

Do you know what zott is?  First of all, it is the sound of a daisy cutting an oak tree in half during a tornado.  It is also the sound inside one's head when one gets zapped by a story before one has time to sit down properly.    ZOTT!Hufflepuff, indeed!

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

Do I take that as a compliment? I will anyway. Thanks for stopping by :-)

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

Do I take that as a compliment? I will anyway. Thanks for stopping by :-)

0/10

ladyofthemasque

*applauds*  Well done!~Lotm

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

Thanks for reading and stopping by!

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

Thanks for reading and stopping by!

0/10

rhiannon113

So funny! The image of Snape doing the Mexican Hat Dance ON the sorting hat is one that will make me chuckle for some time!  LOL But really interesting observation...I've heard it argued before that Snape is the only character who could have been completely  successful in any house.

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

Thank you, have to say the image is rather endearing! Could you really see dear Severus in Hufflepuff? He'd eat them for breakfast :)

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

Thank you, have to say the image is rather endearing! Could you really see dear Severus in Hufflepuff? He'd eat them for breakfast :)

10/10

debjunk

Now I truly wasn't expecting that.  Hah, hah.  The hat definitely shouldn't get a song for that one. 

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

You can imagine Phineas Nigellus looking on in shock!

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

You can imagine Phineas Nigellus looking on in shock!

0/10

lyn_f

*giggle* *snort*Not Hufflepuff!This is just too funny, with an unexpected ending.  Made me laugh.Nicely done.

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

I'd rather die than be in Hufflepuff :-P

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

I'd rather die than be in Hufflepuff :-P

10/10

reets67

Oh wonderful little drabble! I am still chuckling...Hufflepuff Severus! He he! I am dearly wishing I could write some witty rejoinder to that but I think that having 'Hufflepuff' and 'Severus' together is enough...he he!

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

So glad you enjoyed it, thanks for your comment.

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

So glad you enjoyed it, thanks for your comment.

10/10

kittylefish

mean hat! but funny story!

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

Cheers, pleased you liked it enough to review!

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

Cheers, pleased you liked it enough to review!

0/10

FruGal

Poor Severus can't win. I'm surprised the Sorting Hat didn't become leather confetti. A very funny little fic.

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

Glad you enjoyed B-)

0/10

PDamian

"Hufflepuff." *snerk* *chortle* "Hufflepuff!" *hee hee!*Of course, this was the Sorting Hat's final thought:"HUFFLEPUFF! Ha, ha, ha ... no, wait ... what are you ... OWWWW!"

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

The Hat totally deserved it, heh.

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

The Hat totally deserved it, heh.

10/10

snitchette

 Never try the Sorting Hat twice.

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

The Hat has to get its fun where it can!

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

The Hat has to get its fun where it can!

0/10

Antigone

That was a nice little break! Great idea of Snape revisting the hat

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

Most kind, thank you.

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

Most kind, thank you.

10/10

braye27

Didn't see that coming.  I just knew it was going to say, "Gryffindor!"Ya got me!  Beth

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

Glad you liked it, thanks for reading :)

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

Glad you liked it, thanks for reading :)

10/10

morgaine_dulac

Such a mean, mean Hat ;-)Nicely done, star_girl./M

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

Couldn't have done it without ya :)

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

Couldn't have done it without ya :)

0/10

HermioneJeanSnape

Hufflepuff? That hat is lucky it didn't get set on fire xDGreat story!

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for stopping by. Have a great xmas!

0/10

snapify52

Tee hee! Yep. He's certainly a Hufflepuff!

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

Hehe, glad this made you smile :)

10/10

MayavanavihariniHarini

Oooh! I LOVE it. Go for it, Severus. Pleasant surprises lie ahead, and your misconceptions about Hufflepuffs might disappear, after all!

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

0/10

slythkid

"He was expecting a tirade about the blackness of his heart or some other speech of his evil nature." The poor dear.

Hufflepuff. The sheer sound of the word in connection with Severus..  Thank heavens I am a fast learner and stopped drinking coffee while reading fanfic soon after joining TPP. A very cute and funny story. Keep up the inspirations and the good work, the two of you!

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

So pleased it made you smile! Thanks for leaving a note.

10/10

angelmaple

I had a coughing fit while continuing to laugh after chocking on my tea. That was brilliant!

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

I'm pleased you enjoyed it! It was great fun to write

Response from angelmaple (Reviewer)

I love that little witch you've got there ;) very cute!

10/10

loreen77

Oh my. Too funny. 

Response from star_girl (Author of The Sorting of Severus Snape)

Can you imagine his face? Precious!

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