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Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road Chapter 17: Part Seventeen
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Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road

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28: Part Twenty-Eight

29: Part Twenty-Nine

30: Part Thirty

31: Part Thirty-One

32: Party Thirty-Two

33: Part Thirty-Three

Part Seventeen

Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road

Chapter 17 of 33

devsgma

Darned Child and Devsgma have combined their talents to tell you the story of what has happened to our favorite pair. It starts with a few letters from one extremely grouchy Potions maker to the manager of a used book store. Canon through Deathly Hallows to the point of Severus Snape's supposed death at which point it becomes AU.

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AN: You all know by now who we're going to thank, right? Everyone say it with us! Thank you so very much, Lariope!


Pleasant exhaustion seemed to weigh her limbs down, and Hermione didn't have to see the alarm clock next to her bed to know that it was late. Sleep was calling to her, trying to lure her into closing her eyes. She shifted slightly, rubbing her cheek against the masculine chest she was currently using as a pillow.

"Thank goodness tomorrow is Sunday. I have a feeling I'll be sleeping in."

Her soft smile faded somewhat as she thought about the coming morning. When she had envisioned inviting Simon into her bed, there had always been a morning after. Perhaps they would get up early and share breakfast, or they might sleep in and share each other. Either way, Simon would have spent the night with her, asleep in her bed.

Now she knew that was not an option.

Their earlier conversation – argument, really – echoed through her head.

"Do you realize what you're asking? No one has ever been allowed in a room while I'm sleeping, not even Yorick!"

"No, no, a thousand times, no!"

Hermione lifted her chin, straining slightly to be able to brush her lips against the underside of his jaw. "It's getting late. Do you need to go soon?"

While she would have liked him to stay, wanted him to stay, Hermione knew she couldn't ask him to. Not after everything that they'd said earlier.

-~8~-

While Simon had thoroughly enjoyed the delights he'd found in Hermione's arms and bed, he wasn't at ease with the afterglow affect. Thankfully, he wasn't totally ignorant of the expected protocol, and after a few awkward moments had slid an arm around Hermione when she'd moved closer. Prostitutes weren't inclined to cuddle with their clients, nor were they interested in pillow talk. At least that's what Simon assumed it was when Hermione spoke of tomorrow being Sunday. Muttered conversations between the older male seventh-years, along with a few articles read on the sly, had made him aware of the things, in general, women seemed to expect.

Much to his surprise, Simon didn't mind the cuddling as much as he thought he would. As his hand skimmed over the hips and slender waist that had a moment ago been his, a smile bloomed on the dour mouth he normally presented to the world. The movement of Hermione's head wiped most of it away, but when she kissed his jaw, it twitched the corners again.

Her next words made his eyes narrow slightly, and Simon wondered if he'd already overstayed his welcome. He couldn't see Hermione's face clearly in the dim light of the Muggle clock to read her expression. As far as he and his ears could tell, Hermione had enjoyed their mutual calisthenics – but if she hadn't – that could explain why she seemed ready to eject him from her bed. He removed his hand from the silky skin, preparing to slide up and away from her.

"Yorick will probably appreciate an early dinner," he stated stiffly.

-~8~-

Don't pout. Hermione Granger, do not pout. You knew this was coming, you knew he wouldn't stay the night and you decided to go ahead and sleep with him anyway; you have no right to whinge about it now.

It didn't help.

Simon pulled his hand away, and Hermione wanted to snag it, to put it right back where it belonged.

"I wouldn't want him to starve." She bit at her lower lip, firmly resolved to let him slip away. Then her hand reached out, purely of its own volition, and touched the back of his.

"I know you don't want to stay the night, and I'm not asking you to – although, if you wanted, I wouldn't... What I mean is... Damn it, Yorick is a big bird, surely he can manage on his own for a bit longer. Can't he?"

-~8~-

She wants me – to stay?

The hand behind her slowly returned to its previous position while the one she'd touched with her own slid around her waist and pulled Hermione a little closer. The muscles that had prepared to launch him from her bed turned him instead, and one of his legs captured one of hers.

"He can," Simon said quietly before he kissed her lightly on the forehead. He finally understood what she'd been trying to do with her earlier statement, and while he knew he wasn't going to spend the entire night in her bed...

"Would you like me to stay until you fall asleep?"

-~8~-

I want you to stay. Period. But I can live with this, instead.

She made herself as comfortable as possible considering he had trapped one of her legs between his own. She could have pulled it free, but she didn't want to.

"I would like that, very much."

Perversely, she no longer wanted to go to sleep.

-~8~-

Hermione might have been sleepy; Simon, however, was anything but. He attempted to lie quietly and wait for sleep to finish capturing his siren before he stole away, but found his fingers slowly tracing the fine bones and intriguing dips. They would still when he told them to, but like disobedient children with minds of their own, they were soon moving again.

She hasn't protested so far...

Giving up, ever curious, and feeling safe within the cover of semi-darkness, Simon started to use his mouth as well as his hands to try and discover any possible secrets Hermione's body might still hold. He also took the opportunity to practice what she had taught him such a short time ago.

-~8~-

That wasn't going to help her fall asleep.

Well, technically, in the long run, it very well might. Especially if her earlier exhaustion was any indication. However, at the moment, her body seemed to be waking up nicely, and there were no more thoughts of sleep at all.

No rest for the wicked.

Wicked. If I can't be wicked, I can at least fake it.

The temptation to lie there and let Simon do what he wanted was strong, but Hermione had never been known for her passivity. Also, while she no longer worried (as much) that tonight would be a one time occurrence, what harm could there be in hedging the bet somewhat?

Besides, she would have to be insane to pass up the opportunity to have her wicked, wanton way with Simon.

Her hands, legs and mouth began to move as well, her mind referencing back to the hazy memories of her last intimate – only and very educational – encounter.

Where did... Oh, yes. Right about – here.

-~8~-

Yes! was the thought that ran through Simon's brain when Hermione began to actively participate again. It wasn't that he was greedy – well, maybe he was at that – but it had been a long dry spell. And she was naked. And willing. And naked. And beautiful. And naked. And very, very there.

Not to mention – naked.

And then – she did that!

What did one do when a supposedly delicate female turned the tables so effectively on the male of the species, who had innocently been plying the seduction tools she'd handed him earlier, when he apparently no longer had the molecular cohesion to do anything more than groan and shiver slightly?

If she does that again, I might die.

"Again," he groaned aloud. "Do it again."

-~8~-

She did it again.

"Let me..."

Then she nudged him on to his back and did something a little different, but equally well received. Hermione had enjoyed his touch and kisses – very much so – but this was equally enjoyable. Now it was her turn to learn how responsive Simon could be, what made him shiver and groan and ask for more.

Her lips and teeth slid across skin, hands stroked and lightly scratched, and Hermione knew it was only a matter of time before one of them gave in to his or her need.

-~8~-

If this was making love, Simon decided he was completely in favor of the practice continuing for the next century. No one had ever touched him and made him feel the way Hermione was making him feel. He had known lust before, of course, but never this intent – consuming need to bury himself deep inside the woman currently torturing him.

Enough is enough.

Grasping her firmly under the arms, Simon pulled Hermione up and on top of him before taking her mouth in a ferocious kiss. Breaking it, he snorted once before saying, "It's a damned good thing You-Know-Who didn't have you on his side. I'd have broken in a moment," in a hoarse whisper.

-~8~-

Pride warred with arousal, for just a moment, and lost.

Her legs settled to either side, body shifting until everything came together the way it was meant to be.

Hermione lifted herself up enough to see his face in the light from her alarm, just the barest glimpse of planes and shadows. His words still echoed in her ears, the voice that could make her tingle. Simon's voice.

Severus' voice.

The desperate need to move overtook her, and Hermione willingly gave in.

Half-formed words tumbled from her lips, unchecked, as they climbed higher. As she reached the peak, body singing; Hermione called out to him, one single word that gave voice to her bliss, meant to entice him to join her, to show him that for this moment in time he was the epicenter of her world.

"Severus."

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Latest 25 Reviews for Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road

418 Reviews  |  6.11/10 Average

10/10

sbrande

I enjoyed this story immensely. From the opening words, to the very last of it, you both captured my imagination and led me through this beautiful story wonderfully. Thank you!Love Sonia :)

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

Dear Sonia,You're very welcome.  ;)

10/10

Gemini Sister

I am sorry for not reviewing each and every chapter of this beutifully crafted story. The whole plot as it moved twisting and turning grabbed me so much I have read this story over the last two days as its appeal made me not want to stop reading. I love your characterisation of Severus in this snarky and swearing post war story. The whole scenario of Dumbledore putting a curse and also poisoning Severus to me seems very plausable and I do like what you wrote. The eagle for me stole teh show his Chicken lol and the antics of the bird to get SS and HG together was hillarious especially the bird taking that last letter without consent and giving it to HG. Wise bird.

I do realise how good it is to have a superb beta reader and wish I had one as good as yours. I do hope to read more of your stoires and have favourited your stories here so I can read more. Really enjoyed this one and take this review to equal 100 or more reviews. I am blind and prefer to review after I have read teh whole story. Mainly due to my screen reader misbehaving at times and losing links which can be very frustrating when you are in the middle of a most enjoyable read. I shall look forward to seeing your Severus Snape in future. I know you wrote it a while back but for me a newby to SS fic it is so good to read a well written piece of work that obviously took much research over months if not longer. I do appreciate all your hard work. So thanks so much for writing and sharing this with me. Claps hands with appreciation. Janette from Scotland

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

Dear Janette,I'm so sorry I haven't responded before now.  I must have missed the notification in my email some how.  Gmail did go through a change not too long ago, so I'm hoping that's what happened.It doesn't matter how long ago a story was written, the author (or in this case authors) always love to hear they've pleased a new reader.  This story was a labor of love from start to finish for both darnedchild and me.  We do have a wonderful beta, and she's quite a wonderful person too.  ;)

0/10

Calicoskys

I can't stop smiling everytime Simon/Severus mentions his "chicken". I call my pet cockatiel  "chicken". 

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

LOL.  Thank you.  I don't know quite why I had him start calling Yorick that, but it seemed like the kind of thing he'd do.  You know, just to annoy the poor bird.  ;)

Response from Calicoskys (Reviewer)

IT makes perfect sense. I don't think it would annoy the bird but if Severus THINKS it's annoys the bird that works just as well. I like to tell my Meeka that she ought to pull her weight arround and deliver my mail for me... but she just blinks and begs for a scratch.  At least Yorick pulls his weight in work haha!.

0/10

kimjo2

and what a joy it was to read...funny, exciting, frustrating, err, stimulating, and finally the happy ending.  mere words are inadequate for the thanks i wish to give you for sharing your time, talent and vision.  mega mucho smoochies

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

Thank you,

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

! Many, many thanks go to you for sticking with us through the many starts and stops. ;)

10/10

HBAR

Hey ladies, this was a nice finish to a great story.  I think that the "I'm not good enough for you" drama is truly typical Snape, but I'm glad that it didn't drag out forever.  I don't think this needed an epilogue.  Instead of ending, this story is really just beginning.  I must admit that good old Yorick will definitely be missed.  Nicely done!

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

Thank you so very much,

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

! And thank you again for sticking with us through all the stops and starts. ;)

10/10

snitchette

That is rather bad for authors to put such a cliffie. I hope it won't be too long for the next chapter. I don't really fear that Severus will die but one never know. Plus Yorick may ignore his masrer's command and SEND the letter. That would be great and should provitd a lot of fun with an angry Hermione flying to save her love.

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

Yesh, evil cliffy!  Mwhahaha.  Seriously, I have to admit we did decide to end that part there, but not the wait.  Part Thirty-Two was written while darnedchild was preparing to move to another state and Thirty-Three is partly written, but it takes a bit of time to settle in.  Hopefully the wait won't be long.  ;)

0/10

FruGal

Nasty cliffie.

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

Yesh, evil cliffy!  Mwhahaha.  Seriously, I have to admit we did decide to end that part there, but not the wait.  Part Thirty-Two was written while darnedchild was preparing to move to another state and Thirty-Three is partly written, but it takes a bit of time to settle in.  Hopefully the wait won't be long.  ;)

10/10

HBAR

So let me get this straight.  You spoil us rotten with a bunch of chapters coming hot on the heels of each one before it, and now you wait until we have a real cliffhanger to have a slight delay?!?!  You gals never struck me as evil before... :)Still, this was a great chapter.  While I didn't necessarily think that Hermione's version of the antidote would be the one, I sure didn't expect our furry friends to die.Severus is in rare form here.  I love how annoyed he is that she is brewing so well, but then he decides it is ok when he realizes that his superior teaching skills probably played a part in her abilities.  His will is two lines long.  It's kind of funny in a sad sort of way that that is all that is necessary.  And his note for her is so matter of fact, you'd think he was explaining why he had to suddenly go out of town for the weekend, not why he had inadvertantly killed himself.  I do hope his thoughts are correct because if he dies she will surely find a way to save him just so she can kill him herself.  Looking very forward to whatever is in store for these two.  It has been a long journey and I am certain it won't end badly for them.  Um, right?

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

We are not Ebil!   Well, maybe a little as that ending was written before the rest of the chapter, and it was designed to end that way, but the delay wasn't planned.  Yesh, evil cliffy!  Mwhahaha.  Seriously, I have to admit we did decide to end that part there, but not the wait.  Part Thirty-Two was written while darnedchild was preparing to move to another state and Thirty-Three is partly written, but it takes a bit of time to settle in.  Hopefully the wait won't be long.  ;)

0/10

sara lady dalian

It says "unconscious", not "dead."  I have to take consolation in that fact.  And in that you've done 32 chapters so far and would not have come so far to have them be kept away by something as silly as death at the hands of a potion.  I look forward to more.  Truffles - Sara

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

Ohh, num, truffles!   Thank you!  

10/10

Becky

Gasp..OH NO This is not good...PLEASE PLEASE tell me Severus survives and is alright, that the spell is broken...Hermione just has to find him in time....Is worried now....SNIFF!!!!  WELL DONE!!!

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

I can't tell you that,

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

!  Well, I could, but then it might be a lie and then you'd hatesss me!   ;) 

10/10

ClayPotter

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! And you leave us this way??? How cruel. He simply MUST survive and be cured. And I must admit that if this were my story, I would have left you hanging there as well... Muahahaha!Post again SOOOON, please.

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

HEE!  So glad you agree.  Yesh, evil cliffy!  Mwhahaha.  Seriously, I have to admit we did decide to end that part there, but not the wait.  Part Thirty-Two was written while darnedchild was preparing to move to another state and Thirty-Three is partly written, but it takes a bit of time to settle in.  Hopefully the wait won't be long.  ;)

10/10

KarenDetroit

Evil Cliffie!Somehow I fell off the notice list and missed half the story. Glad I found it again.

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

We're quite glad you found it again too!  Yesh, evil cliffy!  Mwhahaha.  Seriously, I have to admit we did decide to end that part there, but not the wait.  Part Thirty-Two was written while darnedchild was preparing to move to another state and Thirty-Three is partly written, but it takes a bit of time to settle in.  Hopefully the wait won't be long.  ;)

9/10

sassmacfru

ahhhhh!!!! evil cliffy! update coming soon????

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

Yesh, evil cliffy!  Mwhahaha.  Seriously, I have to admit we did decide to end that part there, but not the wait.  Part Thirty-Two was written while darnedchild was preparing to move to another state and Thirty-Three is partly written, but it takes a bit of time to settle in.  Hopefully the wait won't be long.  ;)

0/10

liviconnor

Oh no!  Well, maybe the pain killed the mousies?  Their hearts do run awfully quickly- maybe, like rabbits occasionally do, their hearts just stopped?  Poor mice, poor Severus, and... *crinkly eyebrows!*

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

At this point, he just plain doesn't know, but *shrugs* he decided to take the chance.  ;)

10/10

blue artemis

That was fairly incredible and you are leaving us here for a few weeks?  Sigh.  Well, RL definitely takes precedence, but I will still be waiting anxiously.

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

I have to admit we did decide to end that part there, but not the wait.  Part Thirty-Two was written while darnedchild was preparing to move to another state and Thirty-Three is partly written, but it takes a bit of time to settle in.  Hopefully the wait won't be long.  ;)

0/10

WriterMerrin

Still calling her Siren.  It makes me cry every time he does.  Looks like Severus is going to have a purifying trial, and we will have the trial of having to wait to find out what happens.  I loved the way they teased each other in this chapter.  Only one chapter to go?  So I guess it's going to be worth the wait ;)

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

Aww, you're sweet.  It look like one more, but you never know for sure til you can write "The End."   ;)

Response from WriterMerrin (Reviewer)

I don't think I'll complain if it takes another chapter or two. ;)

10/10

sunny33

If he doesn't die she's going to kill him! :)

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

LOL  She might at that!  ;)

10/10

mimmom

OMG OMG OMG....oh noo, don't die severus.  What a CLIFFIE!  OMG.

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

I have to admit we did decide to end that part there, but not the wait.  Part Thirty-Two was written while darnedchild was preparing to move to another state and Thirty-Three is partly written, but it takes a bit of time to settle in.  Hopefully the wait won't be long.  ;)

Response from mimmom (Reviewer)

That's okay.  It will be worth the wait, I'm sure.  I love this bookmark/update feature.  I rarely read any other fanfiction sites because they don't have this feature.  I have SO many stories I'm reading all at once right now that I don't feel so insane if I have to wait for one to be updated.  Plus I'm reading a lot of WIPs that I'd have ignored before because I'd have trouble finding the story again or I'd never know when updates happened.

10/10

mikimoto

I hope help will arrive in time...!

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

We shall see.  ;)

10/10

keske

poor mices!ah sev ~rubs his back and eats an ice pop~ every little thing comes right in the end, eventually ^.^ one way or another.at least you aren't like that one Sev in that other story! he royally messed everything up for himself and his hermione...now he is one sad panda!

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

*offers another ice pop to

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

while wondering what other Severus she's talking about – BECAUSE – there is only ONE, you know?*   ;)

Response from keske (Reviewer)

im sorry, you're right. there can only be one!i should cut down on the number of fics i read...soon, all the different Sevs will find themselves in a hotel meeting room drinking chai lattes and discussing "Hermione Wrangling" or some such fiddle faddle...i'm very silly, you see ^.^

10/10

HBAR

What a lovely date!  Well, except for the Malfoy encounter, but they managed to emerge from that relatively unscathed.  I want them to cancel the rest of their lives, and spend 24/7 on research.  The answer has to be there and if anyone can find it, it is they.  Keep on churnin out chapters... I'm anxious to get them together for real, and for good.

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

Ah, the Malfoy encounter was fun!  Honest!  ;)

0/10

kimjo2

oh, my...she did handle them perfectly.  wonderful update.  thanks and mucho smoochies

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

Thank you and smoochies back!   ;)

10/10

blue artemis

Sigh.  You would think Draco would grow up.  But apparently not.

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

LOL  Thank you.

10/10

mimmom

I love it.

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

We're quite glad you do!   ;)

0/10

sunny33

Lorenzo had better behave! :)

Response from devsgma (Author of Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road)

I'm sure he'll try, lol.  ;)

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