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When In Athens Chapter 2: On the Porch of Maidens
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On the Porch of Maidens

When In Athens

Chapter 2 of 2

peppermint

Forgetting the silencing charms makes for an interesting morning.

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I don't own anything but the goofy plot. This is part two of a PP chat challenge. Morning after the wedding night, smut, no mention of any body parts.

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After dressing in lightweight summer attire, Hermione and Severus made their way out into Athens. It was a cool morning, but promised to end up a scorcher of a day. When they reached the Acropolis, they Disillusioned themselves and slipped past the gaggle of Muggle tourists with their ugly clothes and obnoxious children. They kept contact with each other as they meandered around the Erecthion, heading for the porch of the Maidens, as neither of them much fancied sunburn.

After checking to make sure the spells were still in place, Hermione leaned against one of the statue pillars and pulled Severus against her, fumbling with the waistband of his loose trousers.

“Just think how many other couples have probably snuck up here to do the same thing,” she panted between heated kisses. “Mmmm, history makes me so hot.”

Severus chuckled, pushing her skirt up.

“Wife, you seem to have misplaced your knickers.”

“Oh, no, husband. I know precisely where they are,” she purred.

He growled, adjusting their bodies to give himself better leverage. “Do you want me to fuck you here, wife? In the middle of the morning in broad daylight up against a statue on a 2500 year old porch?”

Hearing her moan and feeling her clutch at his shirt was the only assent he needed. He plunged into her heat with a roar of pleasure, and she curled herself around him, pressing close. Their gasps and cries echoed off the ceiling of the small enclosure, wrapping them in echoes as they hurtled together toward completion.

Hermione screamed out her climax, calling on Athena herself to witness their connubial bliss.

Athena didn’t show up, but as they made their way away from the Maidens’ Porch, a stout Ministry official did. They found themselves packed off to the Greek Ministry to answer a charge of public indecency and lewd conduct.

They managed to get off on a technicality.

The Porch of Maidens continued to be a favorite anniversary holiday destination, and Hermione always remembered the silencing charms after that.

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About the Erecthion:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erechtheum

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Latest 25 Reviews for When In Athens

21 Reviews  |  6.1/10 Average

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snapefan2007

ha ha... this should be an interesting series of drabbles... can't wait to read more!

10/10

Stefdarlin

Awww, how embarrassing.  Lol.  I seriously hope they didn't have to deal with Dumbledore or McGonagall on top of all that.  But then, it was probably worth all the trouble.A public place is so decisively wicked.<eg>Cheers,Stef =o)

10/10

Stefdarlin

Lol, I am surprised it wasn't Severus complaining about the Portkeys.  But then, I suppose he is just delighted with the fact that she is finally his wife, so not much would set him off.  Unless, of course, it involved interfering with access to his wife.  Heh.Cheers,Stef =o)

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sunny33

Perhaps they were like secret shoppers. Testing out the Greek MOM response time?

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

Oh, THAT's clever.  I wish I would have thought of that~!

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

Oh, THAT's clever.  I wish I would have thought of that~!

10/10

beaweasley2

So funny! I would still love to know what Severus and Hermione said to argue themselves out of trouble with the Greek Mom. Pleasssse!

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

Hmm.  We'll see what I can come up with.

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

Hmm.  We'll see what I can come up with.

10/10

beaweasley2

Trully delightful to read. Thank you. I would love to know what Severus and Hermione said to the Greek MoM to get out of troube../

10/10

snitchette

*grin* I would say it's eay to forget to close the door -woops Silencing Charms- when you're mesmerized by the sight...

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

Very true, hehe

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

Very true, hehe

10/10

OpalJade

I really enjoyed this sweet story!5 Portkeys...that's so creative!

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

Thanks :D  There's a new bit up, too!

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

Thanks :D  There's a new bit up, too!

9/10

LillaQ

That was so sweet - and funny!

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

Thanks!

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

Thanks!

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sunny33

Sounds like peppermint has an active fantasy life! Very tasteful.  :)

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

I find an active fantasy life makes the actual life so much more interesting..Thanks!

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

I find an active fantasy life makes the actual life so much more interesting..Thanks!

10/10

kittylefish

lol! delightfully amusing little treat. plus, it smelled good - sandalwood, cedar, and orange blossom. yum! oh - i guess that makes some kind of sense, since you are peppermint. :D *heads off to go rummage through essential oils*

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

Ha, I never thought of that.  Hubby has shaving soap that is sandalwood/cedar scented, so I did have a bit of inspiration there.

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

Ha, I never thought of that.  Hubby has shaving soap that is sandalwood/cedar scented, so I did have a bit of inspiration there.

0/10

teshara

I really like the description of the bath.

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

Thanks!

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

Thanks!

0/10

kimbee73

Very cute

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

Thanks for reviewing!!

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

Thanks for reviewing!!

10/10

blue artemis

That made me laugh. 

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

I'm glad! 

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

I'm glad! 

9/10

Anonymous

Those Snapes! Always "forgetting" Silencing charms. LOL. Adorable.

Author's Response: They are quite cute, aren't they? 

10/10

morgaine_dulac

Oh, delightfully cute.

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

Thanks so much :)

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

Thanks so much :)

10/10

Muggline

*giggle* I just imagined a group of sweating tourists in Hawaii shirts and sandals, wiping their foreheads with handkerchiefs and wondering where these strange noises are coming from... (Athens is a concrete and stone desert and extremely hot in summer).

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

Poor Muggles without the benefit of cooling charms!  :D  Thanks :)

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

Poor Muggles without the benefit of cooling charms!  :D  Thanks :)

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kimjo2

deliciously fun!  thanks so much

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

Thank YOU!  And you're quite welcome!

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

Thank YOU!  And you're quite welcome!

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pyjamapants

I'm chuckling out loud at the thought of Severus Snape having to explain his way out of this situation to Ministry authorities.

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

I know.  Hermione's no use at all, she can't stop giggling long enough to talk, much less explain.

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

I know.  Hermione's no use at all, she can't stop giggling long enough to talk, much less explain.

10/10

notsosaintly

So, I'm assuming that if ladyinthecloak betaed this, this must have passed her "good smut" test.  *lol*  It is good smut in my book too; very soft and subtle and intriguing.

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

Hehe, yep.  Thanks! 

Response from peppermint (Author of When In Athens)

Hehe, yep.  Thanks! 

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kimjo2

great fun!  especially "history makes me hot"!!!  thanks so much

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