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Chapter 2 of 3
sunny33Remus is attracted to the New Zealander.
ReviewedThe sexy wolf behind the bar was becoming overwhelmed with the miasma of pheromones pervading the air. It was becoming harder to concentrate on his cocktail blending, what with the voluptuous redhead verbally seducing the ginger twins in front of him, the lascivious action taking place in the booth between Lucius and the silver-clad siren, and the white-hot sparks being currently generated between Severus and the gorgeous Notsosaintly. There was also the divine woman in the slinky red dress awaiting his service (wishes can come true), and the cheeky wench out in the beer garden. The interesting, but bossy woman from the colonies was busily handing out condoms to all and sundry, hinting to the green-shirted beauty that perhaps another baby this soon would not be a good plan, and sipping her cup of tea with obvious delight.
He left the twins in charge of the bar and approached the apparent paragon of virtue.
"And to what do we owe the pleasure of your company?" he inquired.
"Why, I am here to ensure that none of you dear people come to any harm. It's my duty, you know," she replied confidently.
"I wonder, what would it take to persuade you to forget duty, just for a little while?" suggested Severus, as he glided up to the pair.
"Hmm, maybe something... distracting, and less public?" she murmured quietly in his ear, blowing gently.
"Perhaps we can find just the right setting." Severus winked as he drew both the red-shod enigma and the wolf off to the private room down the hallway.
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Latest 25 Reviews for Not Going to Portus Club
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Anonymous
I usually cheat at that game.
Author's Response: Play me on Facebook.
Anonymous
Who are these people?
Author's Response: I found them at Potter Place. You don't have to be crazy to hang out there, but it sure helps! :)
Anonymous
Are people often interested only in Severus's body?
Author's Response: What? Of course not! It's his brain, his books, his delightful personaliy, his incredible sense of humour, his sartorial elegance. Oh, OK. I give in. It's his body.
Anonymous
I always cheat at scrabble.
Well done. 
Author's Response: Remind me never to play it with you then!
Anonymous
Really? With REMUS?????
Author's Response: Really, really!
Anonymous
ROFL
I've seen those shoes. They really are divine.
Author's Response: They are, aren't they. *preens*
"Scrabble" too right
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
just playing mind games with the boys...
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
just playing mind games with the boys...
my favorite character is NSS she is my hero
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I think she is in charge... for the moment.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I think she is in charge... for the moment.
wonders why his so willing to obey so easily He never seemed to obey before at least not without whinning your good
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Because it was me? It's the accent LOL
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Because it was me? It's the accent LOL
Oh hehehe yes! You beat Snape at Scrabble! Hilarious! cute story
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Well he tried to use Potion's ingredients, but that was against the rules as they weren't in the dictionary, and Remus couldn't spell!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Well he tried to use Potion's ingredients, but that was against the rules as they weren't in the dictionary, and Remus couldn't spell!
I'm not crazy about kissing a smoker, but I tell you, when I saw Snape in a leather jacket having a smoke at Portus, (ooops! should I not mention I was there?) I would've gladly snogged him! :)Very cute story...I like the idea of Snape chuckling!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Thanks Opal!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Thanks Opal!
*snort* Just fantastic!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Thanks! We all had a lot of fun.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Thanks! We all had a lot of fun.
I love the scrabble twist :D
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Words can be sexy too...
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Words can be sexy too...
Hilarious and totally unexpected.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
You weren't thinking lewd thoughts were you? Gotcha!
"not just interested in his body" *snorts and quirks eyebrow at that* Really ? I suspect the tea is just to lure him better.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Well, someone had to come up with a different approach! :P
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Well, someone had to come up with a different approach! :P
Scrabble ::shakes head:: Still can't believe you just played scrabble :)
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
See reply below, think what fun can be had with words alone...
Response from silverdoe (Reviewer)
Hmm. Never considered that. Now where did we store that scrabble game. I'm sure hubby won't mind a late night game.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
See reply below, think what fun can be had with words alone...
Response from silverdoe (Reviewer)
Hmm. Never considered that. Now where did we store that scrabble game. I'm sure hubby won't mind a late night game.
You'll have to forgive me, I'm young and lustful *G*
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
LOL, and with that cleavage, it's just as well!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
LOL, and with that cleavage, it's just as well!
All that ear blowing and fliritng ... the wearing of the red shoes ... all for Scrabble! Well, at least Severus will be in prime condition for when I get my hands on him. *lol*
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Haven't you ever played "naughty word" Scrabble? You owe me a cuppa for getting him all heated up for you!
Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)
You know, I do.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
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Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Haven't you ever played "naughty word" Scrabble? You owe me a cuppa for getting him all heated up for you!
Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)
You know, I do.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
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Such a flirt! Blows in his ear (trying to make NSS jealous, I know) and then taking them off to a private room to ... Well, on to the next chapter! (I know what's going to happen anyway, but I didn't want to give any spoilers.)
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
It worked , didn't it?
Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)
Sure as heck got 'em there!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
It worked , didn't it?
Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)
Sure as heck got 'em there!
Thank you for making him get rid of that cigarette. Really, and I have to KISS that mouth later!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
You're welcome dear, ashtray mouth is SO unappealing!
Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)
Tell me about it. My husband smokes. He doesn't get kissed much. Unless he brushes his darn teeth. But it's a real disappointment, you know?
Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
You're welcome dear, ashtray mouth is SO unappealing!
Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)
Tell me about it. My husband smokes. He doesn't get kissed much. Unless he brushes his darn teeth. But it's a real disappointment, you know?