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Membership Has Its Privileges

Kitsune_SD

11 Reviews   |   11 Ratings, 0 Likes, 12 Favorites )

Humor Smut Slash Forbidden Forest 1,386 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Fred Weasley George Weasley Nymphadora Tonks Remus Lupin Severus Snape

Remus wonders why Severus joined the Order, and the answer shocks Remus. Kinks/Warnings: gratuitous humor and cliches, passing mentions of object insertion and het

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Chapter 1: Membership Has Its Privileges


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Kitsune_SD

Member Since 2005  |  4 Stories  |  Favorited by 9  |  1 Review Written  |  14 Review Responses

Completely mental and loving it, Ms. Kitsune (37) enjoys reading and writing humor, smut, and the occasional off-the-wall pairing. She loves old-school punk rock, microbrew beer, drunken debautchery, werewolves, Animagi, and her fur-sister and regular beta Ms. CarvedWood. She shares her home in San Diego, California with 2 cats, the equally mental Squeek and Lily. She feels that reviews and con-crit are better than a Gringott's vault full of Galleons, and that Sirius isn't really dead - he's just playing hide and go seek with Harry and Remus.

She also occasionally writes fic that can not be archived at this site, more of her work is available on Live Journal.

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Reviews for Membership Has Its Privileges

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10/10

chivalric

*rofl* Great - everyone shagging, everyone not being what he/she's supposed to be, and Snape getting fucked by Lupin is anyway the best image you provided. Thanks for the lovely smut!

10/10

LoveFenrir

LOL

10/10

morgaine_dulac

Cheese'n'rice, this was brilliant LOL

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

I love it and everyone thought the dark side was the ones having the orgies.  lol  They could take lessons from the good side.  hmm the real good side.  lol

10/10

ubiquirk

Hee - how fun!  I loved the way you had RL's shock at who SS had been with play out - a very clever and effective use of repitition.  And the fun of Order sex-fests!

9/10

veradee

Great story. With many fics, I always wonder why half of Hogwarts or half of the Order is either gay or indulges in slightly kinky games. It always seems a bit unrealistic to me. But I have to admit it's a stroke of genius to portray them all as gay and kinky. Very funny.

Response from Kitsune_SD (Author of Membership Has Its Privileges)

Oh, but they aren't all gay... pansexual is a more fitting term. Even the crack of dawn isn't safe from Harry in this fic! And what better way to be thankful you are still alive than having sex?

10/10

Southern_Witch_69

hehe.. Nice to see the roles reversed for once (Order getting busy while the Death Eaters have tea parties) ahahahha good show

Response from Kitsune_SD (Author of Membership Has Its Privileges)

Hee hee! That was the whole idea for this fic! I was thinking "sex is a GOOD thing, so why are there so many stories about DE orgies and so few about the Order?"

10/10

BloodTraitor

Man, seriously. This made me double over laughing and crying. And this has really surprised me...lol.

10/10

Argosy

Ah, you have killed me dead. So funny. Poor, poor sheltered Remus...

Response from Kitsune_SD (Author of Membership Has Its Privileges)

I know! I would feel sorry for him... if he wasn't getting the pleasure of shagging Severus!Thanks for reading & reviewing!

0/10

EverMystique

OMG! Side-splitting humour! Talk about not shutting up! Seriously, there are a great many things that should not be discussed while shagging, and that would be the not so pleasant thoughts of others shagging. LOL.

10/10

Verdenia

oh.my.god.

*giggles*  too much fun!  I'm enjoying your silly, delightful smut! 

Good luck with writing the sequel!

xoxo 

Response from Kitsune_SD (Author of Membership Has Its Privileges)

Thanks! It's already half done - and Remus will finally get to have an orgasm in the sequel. ;)

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