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Potions Under Duress Shh, Don't Make a Sound
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1: Shh, Don't Make a Sound

Shh, Don't Make a Sound

zyra

20 Reviews   |   20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 23 Favorites )

Humor Smut Drabble/100-Word Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 540 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

What happens when Silencing Charm is simply out of the question? This is a reply to 'Behind Closed Door' challenge in GS100.

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Chapter 1: Shh, Don't Make a Sound


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Reviews for Shh, Don't Make a Sound

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10/10

mick42

Kids, got to love them.

0/10

tialangela

Haha, children and their timing! UNfortunately, I know EXACTLY how Severus felt! Been there, done that! LOL!

Response from zyra (Author of Shh, Don't Make a Sound)

Oh, poor thing! You did?! LOL! Well, you should do what Severus did ... afterall, what godparents are for? *snicker*

Response from zyra (Author of Shh, Don't Make a Sound)

Oh, poor thing! You did?! LOL! Well, you should do what Severus did ... afterall, what godparents are for? *snicker*

10/10

snitchette

I love parents Snapes but why did they name their son Cyrano? Is it nose relative or something? *grin*

Response from zyra (Author of Shh, Don't Make a Sound)

*hides head under desk*I have to admit that I like the sound of Cyrano Snape and decided on the name before I found out about Cyrano de Bergerac. ...Okay, I know of Cyrano de Bergerac before I decide, but I didn't think his nose was *that* magnificent! :P I only saw a reference to nose and I thought, 'Well, if that isn't a suitable name for Snape's son, I don't know what is ...'I think I should check the name more thoroughly before deciding again in the future.But still, I like the sound of Cyrano Snape, so can we pretend there's no Cyrano de Bergerac in their universe? *sheepish grin*

Response from zyra (Author of Shh, Don't Make a Sound)

*hides head under desk*I have to admit that I like the sound of Cyrano Snape and decided on the name before I found out about Cyrano de Bergerac. ...Okay, I know of Cyrano de Bergerac before I decide, but I didn't think his nose was *that* magnificent! :P I only saw a reference to nose and I thought, 'Well, if that isn't a suitable name for Snape's son, I don't know what is ...'I think I should check the name more thoroughly before deciding again in the future.But still, I like the sound of Cyrano Snape, so can we pretend there's no Cyrano de Bergerac in their universe? *sheepish grin*

10/10

MollysSister

Oh this was so funny! My favorite line is "Falling into an agreed rhythm" its hot!

Response from zyra (Author of Shh, Don't Make a Sound)

*g* Thank you, mollyssister! :) I'm glad you enjoyed them! =)

0/10

Elise_Wanderer

Cyrano!!  I take it he has his father's nose....I think Harry owes them regular babysitting services until Cyrano ships off to Hogwarts.  This was fun!

Response from zyra (Author of Shh, Don't Make a Sound)

Let's just hope Harry sees it as a way to further build the good relationship between the two families - Potters and Snapes (and not the real reason behind it!).Thank you! :)

0/10

anna perenna

Hello! Cyrano? Did the poor boy inherit his father's nose?

Response from zyra (Author of Shh, Don't Make a Sound)

What, you think Severus' nose is not sexy? Haha! Okay, okay ... oh well, I just like how the name sounds. ;)

10/10

kyriaofdelphi

fabulous. Just too good. Thanks.

Response from zyra (Author of Shh, Don't Make a Sound)

Thank you, Kyria! I'm glad you enjoyed it! =)

10/10

sregner

Delightfully bawdy, good job

Response from zyra (Author of Shh, Don't Make a Sound)

*g* Thank you for the compliment! :)

0/10

ChrissyJones

Nice. I love Cyrano's comment about Severus. Great job!

Response from zyra (Author of Shh, Don't Make a Sound)

Children can't differentiate expressions very well, can they? I mean, constipation and sexual tension are two very different thing! ;) *g*Thank you! :)

0/10

RedOrchid

Ah, yes. The joy of toddlers. :-) Good writing.

Response from zyra (Author of Shh, Don't Make a Sound)

Thank you,

Response from zyra (Author of Shh, Don't Make a Sound)

! :) I'm glad you're enjoying this. Btw, if I may nudge you, when are you going to update 'Les Innocents'? ;) It's been a while!

Response from RedOrchid (Reviewer)

Yes, I know. I got completely immersed in Conversations through an Empty Frame. That one was finished yesterday though, so now it's back to Shades of Grey and Les Innocents. More chapters soon, I hope.

Response from zyra (Author of Shh, Don't Make a Sound)

*squee~!* I can't wait to read the next chapter! :)

9/10

andromeda_moon

very cute :) 

Response from zyra (Author of Shh, Don't Make a Sound)

Thank you! Hey, I like you name, it gives some sort of a new light over the relationship between mother and son-in-law ... *g*

0/10

emmeline33

Severus naming his son Cyrano was too funny.  Funny how parenthood conflicts with lemons sometimes!

Response from zyra (Author of Shh, Don't Make a Sound)

It won't be conflicting as long as they keep it down ... Or, as long as there're godparents! :) *g*Thank you, and I'm glad you liked the name. :)

0/10

Javoher

Cyrano Snape...nice name!  This was funny, it made me laugh.  Three-year-olds have perfect timing, of course.

Response from zyra (Author of Shh, Don't Make a Sound)

Unfortunately, they do ... *nods*Thank you, and I'm glad that you liked the name! It is based on a Greek name, Cyrano de Bergerac. But I think Cyrano Snape sounded better ... *g*Thank you! :)

0/10

ofelia

love it!

Response from zyra (Author of Shh, Don't Make a Sound)

*bows down* Thank you! :)

0/10

pyjamapants

Snort.... clever explanation for the ghost under the stairs....

Response from zyra (Author of Shh, Don't Make a Sound)

Although, this time it had been howling one too many times! *g*Thanks for reviewing! :)

9/10

beaweasley2

Oh yes, the joys of having kids and an active sexual appetite! This was really cute!

Response from zyra (Author of Shh, Don't Make a Sound)

Well, when one married to one Severus Snape, ones sexual appetite would surely be an active one ... it is sheer stupidity to those who wouldn't want to ... *ehem* I mean, yes, thank you for reviewing! *mutters to self* Come back o wayward thoughts!

0/10

mock_turtle

did they seriously name their kid cyrano?  that's worse than albus severus....

Response from zyra (Author of Shh, Don't Make a Sound)

Aww, don't you like the name? I think it's not as mouthful as Albus Severus is ... ;) It is a Greek name, based on the 17th century soldier, Cyrano de Bergerac. I'm quite fond of the name and there's something about his nose that made me decide this for a name for Severus' son ... :)But thanks for letting me know. :)

Response from mock_turtle (Reviewer)

It's because of the nose that I say that.  I mean, talk about setting your kid up for teasing.  I do like the name, but that's like calling your kid barney--the poor boy would have everyone on the playground chasing him and saying "I love you, you love me!"  Granted, not every kid knows the story of cyrano de bergerac, but enough do that his nickname will probably be beak-face or something.

Response from zyra (Author of Shh, Don't Make a Sound)

I apologize then. I suppose I didn't check to see who this Cyrano de Bergerac really was. I was simply browsing for a name and Cyrano kinda struck to me as a nice name for Snape's son. It was a very rare name and there was a mention of his nose that had made me decide. The play 'Cyrano de Bergerac' tells of 'a quarrelsome, hot-tempered, and unattractive swordsman who falls hopelessly in love with a beautiful woman and woos her for a handsome but slow-witted suitor' - Google Book result. I can't help but immediately thought of Ron as the slow-witted suitor, although handsome can be subjective here, lol.As for nicknames, well, children would always manage to find an embarrasing name for a nickname, despite whatever names your parents gave you. :) They would call him 'beak-face' if they thought it was matching, eitherway. I know that providing this name would be like inviting them to tease your son, haha, but oh well, let's just hope not many Muggleborn at Hogwarts had learnt of Cyrano de Bergerac when they went there. But you know, I didn't know that they had made a movie out of this character, but now I would definitely find a way to watch it. :)

Response from mock_turtle (Reviewer)

quite a good movie.  especially if you watch the french version.  :)

8/10

la Chatelaine

*wipes tears from eyes*Been there, done that, got the T-shirt!

Response from zyra (Author of Shh, Don't Make a Sound)

LOL, have you?!! OMG, all I can say is, I feel for you, hun ... but it does makes you laugh after that, ain't it? Haha! Thanks for reviewing! =D

0/10

sunny33

Haha, that's what happens when you make too much noise during sex LOL , you get sprung!

Response from zyra (Author of Shh, Don't Make a Sound)

Yes, they need to learn to be quiet while doing it, lol! Or, this is where godparents' role comes in! Thank you! =)

10/10

blue artemis

That was quite sweet. 

Response from zyra (Author of Shh, Don't Make a Sound)

Thank you, I'm glad you liked it! :)

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