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Stories Authors Squibstress
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Squibstress

Member Since 2010  |  36 Stories  |  Favorited by 103  |  43 Reviews Written  |  528 Review Responses

I'm a middle-aged, professional writer of non-fiction and would-be professional writer of fiction who also writes Harry Potter fanfiction just for fun.

I’m a proud member of the Harry Potter Old Lady Smut Brigade, which means I’m most interested in the older female characters in the Harry Potter saga, particularly Minerva McGonagall.

If I had received my Hogwarts letter back in nineteen-mumble-mumble, I would most likely have been sorted into Ravenclaw, or so everyone tells me, probably because I’m a geeky data-freak (my Real Life™ requires me to read piles of medical journal articles.) I, however, think I’d feel right at home in Hufflepuff too, so I consider myself a Ravenpuff.

The fics I write may contain adult themes, and I will always warn for non-con, graphic violence, bestiality, incest, or underage sex. I don't warn for homosexual relationships or sex, or for threesomes/moresomes, unless they contain one of the aforementioned elements.

Disclaimers: Anything from the Harry Potter universe belongs solely to its creator, J.K. Rowling, and her licensees. Original plot, characters, dialog, etc. are mine.

My stories are available for use under a Creative Commons attribution, non-commercial, share-alike license (CC-BY-NC-SA).

I have a blog: http://squibstress.wordpress.com/.

I'm also on LiveJournal and Twitter (@Squibstress).

I maintain a master list of (mostly Minerva-centric) recs at Diigo.

I am a proud member of the Harry Potter Old Lady Smut Brigade.

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Romance General Hogwarts Castle 1,309 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Ca' the Yowes

by Squibstress

3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Minerva awakes in St Mungo's after a Stunner attack to find she has an unusual visitor. A bit of fluff.

1,309 Words,  Started 05/17/2011,  Completed 05/17/2011

Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 133 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Dulce et Decorum Est (with apologies to Horace and Wilfred Owen)

by Squibstress

3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

An almost-drabble to the prompt: "Gryffindor House ~ dulce et decorum est pro patria morti" [sic], submitted to the "Welcome Home Comment Ficathon" on LiveJournal.

133 Words,  Started 07/21/2012,  Completed 07/21/2012

Humor Erotica Smut Hogwarts Castle 3,447 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Naughtiest Boy Helps a Friend

by Squibstress

2 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

Severus and Minerva are given an odious chore. They find a way to make the best of it.

3,447 Words,  Started 05/06/2011,  Completed 05/06/2011

Humor Drama Angst Romance Parody Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 865 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Snapely Drabbles

by Squibstress

2 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

A series of 4 drabbles, three humorous, one serious,written for the Snape100 community on LiveJournal.

865 Words,  Started 11/21/2013,  Completed 11/21/2013

Erotica Smut Hogwarts Castle 5,831 Words 19 Chapters Complete

Familiar Rituals

by Squibstress

1 Rating, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

How do Albus and Minerva celebrate the end of term? And just how did she become Head of Gryffindor as well as Deputy Headmistress? In this short story, she finds that some rituals are both pleasant and unpleasant.

5,831 Words,  Started 04/25/2011,  Completed 12/20/2024

Angst Erotica Smut Hogwarts Castle 3,760 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Winter Gifts

by Squibstress

1 Rating, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

AU. Years after the final battle, Minerva visits Severus at St Mungo's. Severus has a birthday request.

3,760 Words,  Started 05/21/2011,  Completed 05/21/2011

Drama Angst Romance Psychological Friendship Hogwarts Castle 8,321 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Betrayal and the Art of Salvation

by Squibstress

1 Rating, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

A series of vignettes in which Minerva McGonagall deals with her relationship with Albus Dumbledore. Warning for infidelity.

8,321 Words,  Started 04/21/2012,  Completed 04/21/2012

Drama Friendship Hogwarts Castle 8,161 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Sybill Trelawney and the Unexpected Gift

by Squibstress

1 Rating, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

"You can't use your Gift, it uses you," Professor Dorsett tells Sybill, and over the years she finds out how lonely a Seer's life can be. But when she turns to drink to help her manage it, she finds help from an unexpected source. (No pairings, background Minerva/Elphinstone) Warning for alcohol abuse, some violent imagery.

Winner of a 2014 Mugglenet Quicksilver Quill Award.

8,161 Words,  Started 09/08/2013,  Completed 09/08/2013

General Hogwarts Castle 4,488 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Natural Law

by Squibstress

0 Likes, 0 Favorites

Winky the house-elf ponders the nature of relationships as she observes her master and Minerva McGonagall debate the law.

4,488 Words,  Started 05/18/2012,  Completed 05/18/2012

Humor Angst Erotica Smut Hogwarts Castle 2,338 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Mammals of the Order Chiroptera

by Squibstress

0 Likes, 0 Favorites

During a meeting of the Order of the Phoenix, Albus angers Minerva, while Severus makes some observations of the local fauna and overhears something he would rather not.

2,338 Words,  Started 05/06/2011,  Completed 05/06/2011

Erotica Smut Hogwarts Castle 2,972 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Transfiguration of Minerva McGonagall

by Squibstress

0 Likes, 0 Favorites

Transfiguration: (n) 1. a striking change in appearance or character or circumstances; 2. the act of transforming so as to exalt or glorify. (worldnetweb.princeton.edu)

2,972 Words,  Started 04/27/2011,  Completed 04/27/2011

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