Making Plans
Chapter 10 of 15
PlaidPookaWhat will it take to get the most unlikely of bedfellows together? A post HBP fic. Character Death Warning is for events which happen before the events of the story.
A/N: Look! I'm still writing! Lol, I'm a little frightened that I'll suddenly stop again! My work is being a bit of a bear at the moment, but hopefully I'll be able to update again soon.
As always, big, ginourmous thanks must go to my lovely beta Vaughn, (who would sweetly tell me that ginourmous wasn't really a word. *giggle*) without whom you would be wading through quite a lot of oopsies. You rock, Vaughn! :)
Disclaimer: They are not mine; I only take them out to play.
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Over the course of the next few days in St. Mungo's, room 309, there was a sudden flurry of unusual activity. Previously, Severus had seemed content to read quietly, nap in the afternoons, and play with his young lover whenever he got the chance. Though they still found plenty of time for play, the rest of Severus' day was abruptly different. Suddenly, Ron was reminded of the almost manic habits of his Potions Professor back at school, and he often found himself biting back a chuckle at the familiar sight of Severus fussing over scrolls, rapidly writing missives to be sent off by St. Mungo's owls, and muttering to himself as he made notes in the margins of a dog-eared book with a quill full of bright red ink. Severus was receiving two or three owls a day, and each arrival caused a new bout of muttering and the skritchy sound of quill on paper. Often Severus was so distracted, Ron was certain that, had he not been handicapped by the two canes he still relied on, he would have paced about the room muttering and flapping his arms. It seemed that there was still a great deal of the Hogwarts' "bat of the dungeons" left in Ron's love, and it made him smile to see that it was so.
For Ron's part, he did his best not to be nosy. It was easy to see that Severus' sudden activity had started the morning after the two wizards had decided that they would stay together after they left the hospital. Ron suspected that all the owls, scribbling, and muttering had to do with Severus trying to sort out where they should move to when they were released. As Ron had no money to aid the endeavor, he felt he had no right to voice any opinion about the situation. To be quite honest, he didn't care if they lived in a cave as long as they stuck together. Quite content to stay out of the process and let Severus arrange it, Ron found that he had a lot of time to think about the other things on his mind. Something Harry had once said came back to him, and Ron decided it was past time he sorted out what to do about it.
The Weasley family might be poor, but they were also a rather old branch of a pureblood wizarding family. Ron's mother had taken great pains to fill all her children's heads with the proper wizarding etiquette when it came to formal situations. Indeed, Molly had seen to this with the same intense enthusiasm in which she did all things. Their family might be poor, but they followed all the standard rules of wizarding conduct just as such families as the Malfoys had done, if not in such an unbearably swotty fashion. Now that Ron had a quandary of etiquette, he knew that his mother was the perfect person to ask advice of.
That knowledge did not make the actual asking any easier. Ron's family, especially his parents, had visited Ron weekly ever since the beginning of his hospital stay. Molly and Arthur knew that Ron and his roommate had become friends, but Ron had never been brave enough to tell them exactly how close they were. The past few weeks had made for interesting visits. In the beginning, when Ron's parents had come to call, Severus had remained morosely silent as he did when Ron had any sort of visitor. Later, Severus had made the same quiet attempts to be civil that he had made with Harry and Hermione. The past three weeks, it was clear to Ron that Severus was making a decided effort to get to know his parents better. Though Severus and his parents had been in the Order together, they had never been close. It pleased Ron greatly to see his love make such an effort on his behalf. It was especially endearing to see Severus chat with his father for long periods of time about a variety of Muggle devices. Severus must have had quite a lot of experiences with such things, due to his Muggle father, but what surprised Ron most was that Severus seemed to enjoy the discussions as much as his Dad did. His lover was always very patient with Arthur, explaining things that Arthur didn't understand and even going so far as to sketch things on spare bits of parchment to illustrate whatever he was speaking of. This often made Ron a bit wistful, as it clearly showed what a fine teacher Severus would have made had his lot in life been different.
Biding his time, Ron hoped for a visit from his parents while Severus was busy. That would aid him in speaking to his Mum and Dad privately without arousing his far-too-clever boyfriend's suspicions. Soon the opportunity presented itself when Ron's parents arrived immediately after Severus had gotten another one of the mysterious owls. It seemed quite natural for Ron to kindly offer to take his folks up to the sixth floor shop so that Severus could have some peace. It seemed unnatural indeed to hear Severus Snape apologizing to his Dad for not having the time to chat with him that day, but that was exactly what Severus did. Who was this person, and what had they done with the surly "bat of the dungeons?" Though Ron wanted to make an outward sign to Severus of how much his manner was appreciated, Ron didn't want to give the situation away before he had the chance to speak with his parents privately. Though Severus had shown a gleeful sort of wickedness when it came to expressing his feelings towards Ron in front of his friends, the older wizard had shown an amazing amount of restraint when in the company of Ron's family. There was no sense rushing things now; his folks would know soon enough. Ron settled for asking Severus if he'd like a cup of coffee from the shop.
"That would be very nice, Ron, I thank you. It seems that I neglected to drink the last cup you brought me," Severus continued in a dangerously innocent tone of voice, "something must have distracted me."
Ron decided that there was no safe response to that, and hustled his parents out of the door before they had too much time to wonder why their son was blushing.
Once the Weasleys had made it up to the shop and had teacups in hand, Ron suddenly found himself tongue-tied.
"Ron," Molly said kindly, "is there something wrong?"
"No...er...not wrong exactly," Ron stammered. "It's just that I have to ask your opinion about something and I suddenly don't know where to begin."
"Begin anywhere you like," his Dad said jovially. "Whatever it is, I'm sure we'll soon get it sorted. Do you need more pocket money? We don't have much, you know, but I'm sure--"
"Oh, no, Dad," Ron hastened to reassure his father. "I haven't spent what you've already given me. There's not much I need money for, except for the odd cup of coffee."
"You're a good boy, Ron," Molly said, "to be so kind to Mr. Snape while you're both stuck here."
"It's no trouble, really," Ron said, trying not to blush again. "Severus is very kind to me. He's a good man."
"Of course he is, Ron," Molly hastened to agree, "but I imagine he's not an easy one," she finished with a smile.
"No, not easy exactly, but... Anyway, I'm thinking about getting married!" Ron blurted, suddenly unable to take the suspense any longer.
"Wonderful!" Arthur said enthusiastically as both his parents beamed happily at him. "And will you tell us who the lucky wizard is?" he finished with a grin.
Ron's train of thought came to an abrupt halt as he realized that his parents already seemed to know that he was gay. Well, they didn't seem to mind it, so that was one hurdle out of the way. Shocked again, by the next words his mother spoke, for a moment, all Ron could do was stare at her.
"Now, Arthur! Don't tease the poor boy so! Can't you see that this is hard on him? I'm sure he means Severus," she said matter-of-factly. "At any rate, it's to be expected."
"I do mean Severus," Ron said, still gaping at his mother. "Why do you say that's to be expected? Have Severus and I let something slip?"
"You and Severus have been perfectly proper at all times, a little too proper on occasion," Molly said, still smiling. "However, it would take a blind person not to notice the way you both look at each other. It's obvious he cares for you and you for him."
"There's another reason it's to be expected," Arthur said with a chortle. "Throughout history, the Weasley men have behaved in a similar fashion when it came time to choose a mate. Look at Bill with Fleur. Fred with that Muggle singer. Hell, Charlie used to date a vampire, and I think your Great Uncle Richard was engaged to an actual hag."
"What are you saying?" Ron said, losing patience, and a little worried that his boyfriend had been compared to both a vampire and a hag.
"Weasley men tend to go for mates who are considered, well, a bit difficult by other people's standards. Not that the Weasley men ever complained, mind you, such people tend to be more interesting and the fight to capture their hearts is most satisfying. If I remember correctly, even Uncle Richard was quite happy with his choice before his hag ran off with a boggart."
"You're lucky, Arthur, that you never went for such nonsense," Molly said, archly.
"Yes, dear," Arthur said dutifully, smiling fondly at his wife. "Very lucky indeed."
When Molly then looked to her teacup, Ron had to stifle a laugh at the broad wink that his father gave him. "At any rate, considering that Severus Snape is one of the most difficult people of my acquaintance--and I don't mean any insult, Ron...it seems inevitable that he'd end up with a Weasley spouse."
"So," Ron began hesitantly, "you aren't disappointed then?"
"Not at all, dear, not at all," Molly said kindly. "Severus is a fine wizard, and while you may have your spats now and again, I don't see you having any real trouble with him. It's obvious that you truly care for him, Ron. In the end, that is all that really matters. Is that all you wanted to discuss with us?"
"No, not really. I want to propose to Severus, but I'm unsure of the proper forms, us both being wizards. And I don't have a ring; I don't even know if I need one."
"Of course you need a ring!" Molly practically shouted. "You can't go proposing without a proper ring! Not to worry dear, we've got Great Grandmother Silvia's ring stashed around somewhere. Hideous old thing it is too, but well made. I'll take it over to Minerva. She's the best person at transfiguration I know, and...as she's a friend to Severus...she'll have an idea what he might fancy in an engagement ring."
"As for the proper forms," Arthur began, "it's easy as can be. You use the same forms as anyone else--with the proper pronoun adjustments, of course. The proposing wizard becomes the "groom" for the betrothal period and bonding while the wizard who is proposed to becomes the "bride." Not that Severus has to wear a gown, or anything," Arthur joked. "It only determines who says what. Just keep in mind that Severus either keeps his own surname or takes yours. The "groom" never takes the "bride's" surname, even if they are both wizards."
"Why is that?" asked Ron.
"No one knows, really. Perhaps it's considered a prize for having the stones to ask first," Arthur said with a chuckle.
"Arthur, don't be crude," Molly chided.
"Yes, dear," Arthur said dutifully, giving his son another wink.
"What if he doesn't know the proper forms?" Ron asked worriedly. "Well, he is a half-blood--not that that matters to me--but what if he was never taught?"
"I wouldn't worry about that, dear," Molly said. "Severus' mother was a pureblood, I'm sure she taught him. Even if she did not, Severus is an intelligent man and has impeccable wizarding manners, when he chooses to display them. He has been acquainted with many pureblood families over the course of his life."
"But what if he doesn't?" Ron insisted. "I don't want to embarrass the man; I want him to say yes!"
"Ron," Arthur began calmly, "even if he doesn't know the proper response, I don't think he'll be embarrassed. The Proposal Form sounds exactly like what it is, a proposal of marriage. If he's inexperienced with the forms, the language will only sound a bit more formal that he is expecting. The worst thing that will happen is that he will just say "yes" instead of answering in kind. Somehow, by the way you are worrying about it, I don't really think you care how he responds, just so long as he agrees," Arthur finished with a grin.
"What if he doesn't?" Ron fretted. "What if he says no?"
"Not to worry, you're a Weasley!" Arthur said cheerfully. "Weasleys don't accept "no" for an answer! Why, it took four proposals before your mother agreed to be my bride."
"Arthur!" Molly groused.
"Yes, dear," Arthur said patiently before he added, "but it's quite true, you know."
Molly couldn't keep a grin off of her face, and soon the three Weasleys were laughing together. Ron found himself much relieved. It was true that he hadn't actually asked Severus yet, but he felt comforted just knowing the proper way to go about it. All he needed to do now was to practice with the Forms a bit in his head--so that he didn't trip over his tongue when the time came--and wait for his Mum to get the ring squared away. Unsure what Severus' answer would be, Ron decided to worry about crossing that bridge when he came to it. Ron was determined to trudge right into the fray in true Gryffindor fashion. For, as his father had pointed out, if Severus was stubborn enough to decline, Ron could always ask him again.
Returning to room 309, the Weasleys found Severus less occupied and stayed for a brief chat while Severus smugly drank his smuggled cup of coffee. When Ron's parents took their leave, Arthur shook Severus' hand warmly and Molly leaned up to give the startled man a smooch on the cheek. Soon, Ron and Severus were once again alone.
"You told them," Severus said quietly.
"Yes, I did," Ron said calmly. "It was about time, don't you think?"
"They...they didn't seem upset," Severus said, his usually confident voice strangely uncertain.
"Why should they be?"
"Well," Severus began bitterly, "perhaps because I was a Death Eater, because I'm a bloody murderer, because I killed--"
Stopping Severus' tirade by placing his fingers firmly against Severus' lips, Ron said firmly, "Or maybe my parents are growing fond of you, because you are kind to them, because you are patient with my father, because you are a brave and intelligent wizard who is in love with their son. Now, why don't you sit down and finish your coffee, love?"
Letting Ron guide him to his chair, Severus dutifully sat down and finished his coffee while Ron sat next to him, his arm a comforting weight around Severus' shoulders. The young wizard's impassioned speech had calmed him. Severus didn't know why he sometimes seemed hell bent on pushing Ron away from him when all he wanted was to keep the young wizard close. Oh, he assumed the Healers would blather on about how his guilt over certain events in his past kept him feeling undeserving of things. He supposed that they would be right. But knowing what the problem was did nothing to fix it. He was lucky that Ron was such a patient young man. Deciding that it was best to put his outburst behind him as quickly as possible, Severus turned to Ron.
"Ron, I would like to ask you something."
For one tense moment, Ron was certain that Severus was about to beat him to the punch. His mind reeling, he found himself both wondering about whether that meant that he would have to take Severus' surname and frantically trying to remember the bride's response from the forms--which he had never dutifully memorized as a child as he had the groom's forms. Then Severus spoke, and Ron was never quite sure whether he was relieved or disappointed.
"Ron, what do you want to do with yourself once we leave here?"
"I want to stay with you," Ron replied immediately.
"I know that, brat!" Severus said affectionately, wrapping an arm around Ron's waist and giving him a comforting squeeze. "What I mean to say is, what sort of occupation are you interested in?"
"I'm not really qualified for much, not having finished school. I haven't even taken the adult tests yet."
"It doesn't matter what you are qualified to do at this moment, Ron. You have been a bit busy the past few years, after all. Those things can be sorted later. What is it you are interested in?" he repeated patiently.
"Well," Ron began, hesitantly, "there is one thing I've thought about, but it's not very grand. I'm half afraid that you'll laugh."
"Try me," Severus said softly.
With that, Ron began to explain.
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Latest 25 Reviews for Unlikely Bedfellows
98 Reviews | 6.89/10 Average
Brilliant. I never thought I would enjoy a fix with thus unlikely couple, but I really did. It was sweet and tender, passionate and loving. Well done.
That was the sweetest homecoming ever!!! It left me grinning from ear to ear.
Uh oh. Trouble is paradise.
I loved to see HG and RW talking like friends and her willingness to get him the needed supplies. Lol. Very cute.
As a straight girl who is typically not a fan of Ron, I gotta say that was some well written hot smut. Great job.
That was so cute, Waking up with a cuddling Severus. Lucky Ron.
While not a pairing I would ever have considered coming together before. I can see how it could happen under these circumstances. I found myself with tears in my eyes at the heartbreak Severus is suffering. I am glad someone is there for him.
I didn't stop to review each chapter as I am reading this on my Kindle and typing is a bitch. But, I just wanted to say that I love it when people can pair up a couple who truly are unlikely, and make me believe it. And like it, as well. Nice story!
Had to come back for a reread still nice and gushy
I have only read one other story with this pairing and it was not that good. This blows away that failure with utter brilliance. I loved the way the two characters came together and how they fell in love. You made Severus sensitive without being too ooc, Great Job!!
Not a pairing I ever imagine but I simply LOVED this story. So beautifully written, I could feel the love flowing from it.
Oh gosh, I'm getting all mushy again........................
*wipes away free flowing tears*
This story is wonderful. I've just read the whole thing through in one sitting and you had me shouting at the screen one moment and laughing out loud the next.
Thank you. I hope you consider writing this pairing again because I'm loving the way you portray them.
Oh and because I have no idea how often you update I'm completely ignoring the last line so there is a happy ending ;)
Response from PlaidPooka (Author of Unlikely Bedfellows)
What a sweet review! I'm so glad that you got a kick out of it! I may indeed write this pairing again, but it may be a while. I'm getting ready to take on a rather long SS/HG fic. As far as happy endings go, they are my stock and trade! ;)
I love this - when do we get the next chapter?
Response from PlaidPooka (Author of Unlikely Bedfellows)
Thanks! Soon as I can post it! ;)
Ack! A cliffhanger! I hope the next chapter comes soon. I've really been enjoying your fic. I was a bit doubtful of the pairing when I started, but you've done an excellent job with it and the characters.
Response from PlaidPooka (Author of Unlikely Bedfellows)
That is so nice to hear! I admit that I started this fic with this pairing on a dare, but the boys have really grown on me! I'll be sad when it ends! Thanks! :)
Again a wonderful chapter. It's great to see that Snape and Ron are so happy with each other after everything they had to endure.But I have to admit that I don't like the sound of Severus Weasley very much. I guess I'll have to wait and see what you will come up with though. ;)
Response from PlaidPooka (Author of Unlikely Bedfellows)
Weasley or Snape, they are both rather horrible, aren't they? Lol. Thanks for the sweet review! :)
I think I shall dub you Queen (or Mistress) of Romance. You've always been excellent at romance, but anyone who creates such a romantic scene between Severus and Ron -- and does it this well -- most definitely deserves the title.
Response from PlaidPooka (Author of Unlikely Bedfellows)
Ooooh! Mistress please! I like Mistress! Thanks, sweetheart! That compliment coming from you--the only person that ever got me to read a RW/HG, means a lot to me. If I am a Mistress of Romance, you must be a Goddess. :)
I'm alternating between dabbing at my eyes and fanning myself with my hanky. Wonderful prose, love!!GG
Response from PlaidPooka (Author of Unlikely Bedfellows)
I'm so glad that you enjoyed it! Thank you! :)
Another great chapter. I really adore your Snape. He is a bit fluffy but also can be gruff - actually he would be the Snape of my dreams.
Response from PlaidPooka (Author of Unlikely Bedfellows)
My Snapes are all a bit on the nice side, but that's the way I like him! ;) Thanks for the review! :)
Ahhh, I like the bit about the stone's colour. More!
Response from PlaidPooka (Author of Unlikely Bedfellows)
Thank you! More soon, I hope! :)
We must keep your muse on its roll! Somehow the idea of Ron and Snape getting domestic together is just so… touching. I can just see Ron raising Kneazles like Crookshanks. Were you talking about the serval bred savannahs? Now there would be an interesting mix. I loved this chapter, and can’t wait for the next one… proposal and house warming perhaps? (and no obnoxious emails from me ;-)
Response from PlaidPooka (Author of Unlikely Bedfellows)
Your emails are always amusing and helpful, never obnoxious! However, I am dead pleased that you had no need to send one! :D Yes! the cerval bred savannahs! I want one! I want one and I can't have one, so I'm giving them to Ron. Lol! Thanks sweetie! :)
wah!! my first time reading snape/ron. but i was looking for it. new film made me want to read this... dont ask why.. lol
and i loooove it.. the first chapter had me laughing at almost every sentence, its not so funny anymore, but its written greatly, and the characters are so much their own, and real.. although snape is too nice.. but to me he's too nice in ALL romance fics.. ;o) so dont mind that.. ;)
and i simply hope you get updating real REAL soon:)
keep it up! anne
Response from PlaidPooka (Author of Unlikely Bedfellows)
*giggle* He is too nice, but after all, we are all nicest when we fall in love. Perhaps he's too tired to be crabby... lol!Thanks for the sweet review! I started this fic on a dare, but it's really grown on me. I'm sorry about the huge delay on the next chapter, but I hope to remedy that soon! :)
wah!! my first time reading snape/ron. but i was looking for it. new film made me want to read this... dont ask why.. lol
and i loooove it.. the first chapter had me laughing at almost every sentence, its not so funny anymore, but its written greatly, and the characters are so much their own, and real.. although snape is too nice.. but to me he's too nice in ALL romance fics.. ;o) so dont mind that.. ;)
and i simply hope you get updating real REAL soon:)
keep it up! anne
Response from PlaidPooka (Author of Unlikely Bedfellows)
I'm so glad you've gotten a kick out of this story so far. Lol, perhaps my Snape is a bit too nice, but the poor sod's been through quite a bit. Thanks! :)
hi pooka...
i love this story...just wondering when the next update will be...hopefully soon...keep up the great work...
Response from PlaidPooka (Author of Unlikely Bedfellows)
I'm so sorry that there hasn't been an update in so long! To be honest, I haven't been writing at all. But I promise that as soon as I can manage to write anything, I'll finish this fic! Thanks! :)
Pook, this is such a lovely tale! I admit, I had a difficult time trying to wrap my mind about the pairing, but my curiousity won out and I had to see how you did it.
I really shouldn't be so surprised that you pulled it off, you've got wonderful talent and imagination and you make this seem quite realistic. *sigh* Not to mention hot and steamy! *pant pant* Excellent job, and I can't wait for the continuation... (hint hint) *hugs*
GG
Response from PlaidPooka (Author of Unlikely Bedfellows)
Woot! I've lured another innocent reader into my Sneasly world! I'm so glad you like this, and I'm very pleased you think I pulled it off believably. That was my big challenge with writing this story; I wanted to take an odd pairing and try to get them together in a fairly logical fashion, without the help of potions, etc. Thanks for reading, and thanks for the lovely review! I haven't written a word in weeks, but I'm sure it's just a phase. I'm hoping I get back to continueing this story soon! Thanks! :)
Oh my. . . now that was fun. Looks like you've got a lot more planned for those two, I can't wait. And lemme guess; Harry will be bratty, and Hermione supportive?
Response from PlaidPooka (Author of Unlikely Bedfellows)
*snicker* You know me too well! But Harry will only have a bit of a bratty moment; I promise he'll get over it quickly! Thanks sweetie! :)