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The Kitchen Table

1: One-shot Story

The Kitchen Table

Southern_Witch_69

17 Reviews   |   17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 16 Favorites )

Snapshot Drabble/100-Word Potter Place Fun 519 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Harry Potter Hermione Granger Severus Snape

The table in the kitchen of Grimmauld Place gives Harry reason to wonder if he's lost his mind.

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Member Since 2005  |  144 Stories  |  Favorited by 1,103  |  2,209 Reviews Written  |  5,450 Review Responses

I adore the world of HP.



Thanks for stopping by. I'm off to stir my cauldron.

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Reviews for The Kitchen Table

Displaying all 17 Review
10/10

RedsAttic

EXCELLENT, as always!

10/10

Sampdoria

Absolutely loved it:-))

10/10

snitchette

LOL. Poor Harry. *laughing so hard that have to clutch my belly*

9/10

Maddie

Smirk!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of The Kitchen Table)

Hehehe

10/10

blue artemis

Bwah ha ha ha. 

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of The Kitchen Table)

~grin~

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of The Kitchen Table)

~grin~

9/10

CharmedForce

ROFL! I think there are many people who would pass out cold from Severus Snape greeting them so merrily, and by name, first thing in the morning.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of The Kitchen Table)

Haha! You are so right. :)

0/10

MollysSister

I really like how Harry seemed to be afraid of the table! Poor guy was traumatized!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of The Kitchen Table)

Hahaha.. Yeah. Just imagine his look of horror, seeing Snape's head tossed back, eyes closed, lips forming a growl as he's thrusting....

9/10

wilder0511

I like how you fit the table in the story. Cute drabble.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of The Kitchen Table)

thanks!

0/10

sareliz

Oh, yay.  Short and sweet.  Very nice, indeed.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of The Kitchen Table)

thanks!

10/10

Melenka

Dinner will never be the same for poor Harry again.  But this was a truly delicious piece.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of The Kitchen Table)

"Pass the arse... I mean, salt, Gin."Hahahaha!

0/10

sunny33

He will never want to eat at that table again LOL!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of The Kitchen Table)

No doubt! Yikes

0/10

belle4life

hahahahaha. omg priceless. i love it. harry fainting was absolutely perfect.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of The Kitchen Table)

Teehee. Thanks!

10/10

karelia

Teehee! I loved that particular prompt. Amazing how we came up with different and yet so similar scenes, LOL.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of The Kitchen Table)

We beez thanking sooo much alike, us

10/10

murgy31

That was great!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of The Kitchen Table)

thanks!!

0/10

mock_turtle

*sniggers*  I like it!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of The Kitchen Table)

thank you

0/10

kimjo2

love it!  thanks

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of The Kitchen Table)

Thanks for reading. :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of The Kitchen Table)

Thanks for reading. :)

10/10

Jinxie

*snigger* too funny.  Thanks for sharing!

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