The More Things Change - The More They Stay The Same – Sort OF (tentative title – I may still come up with something better)
Pearle9 Reviews | 7.44/10 (9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )
This is in response to Southern's story Seeking Her Snitch on Ashwinder and the Makeover Ho!Mione challenge.
To use Southern's own comment: "Please be warned. There will be some purposely-placed author's notes in the story. These are normally not allowed, but since this is a parody, I'm going to slip a few in. This story is definitely AU."
Plot: Hermione chooses her male, things heat up, a solution is found, and all loose ends are tied up. The end. Start ReadingChapters (2)
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I am amazed and enthralled with the Harry Potter universe, with the emphasis on Snape. HG/SS is my favorite ship (you have been warned). I like sci-fi ? Star Wars, Quantum Leap, Star Trek, and Ray Bradbury to name a few. Horror also catches my interest as in Stephen King. I am a married, mother of two teenagers, multiple pets (dogs, cats, rabbits, turtle), and I work way too many hours. The rest is window dressing and subject to change without notice. I am also on staff on a wonderful new site called Playwitch. Visit when you get a minute: WWW.Playwitch.net
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Reviews for The More Things Change - The More They Stay The Same – Sort OF (tentative title – I may still come up with something better)
Very interesting
My GOD that was hilarious!I must say, Hermione talking about improving wit-sharpening potions during the midst of their lovemaking was what really did it for me. Oh, and the equation. It was so cunning!The whole fic was brilliant though. I laughed through the whole thing, especially the er... Final Battle, if you could call it that. Ah, Voldemort melting into a puddle. That was great!
Thank you for bringing such a lovely fic into the world.
:D
Great story. I'm a huge X-files fan and did not miss the x factor reference. One of my favorite episodes was Eve from the first season. I always remember that episode with the little girls putting Digitalis into Mulder and Scully's soda anytime some mentions Foxglove. Of course, you could have meant "Fox"Glove as in Fox Mulder. Very kewl. :)
I actually liked the storyline. I'm missing the 'parody' bit - I mean there are a couple of nods here and there - but, not really a parody. I think it would've been an excellent little fic without the A/Ns and the spelling errors, which I must admit, I'm missing the point of those.Just my 2 knuts though.
Dear Lord above, what the hell was Southern thinking!?! This travesty of a challenge and your response to it almost made me pee my pants, I was laughing so hard. It's just sooooo wrong, it's unbelievable. Ugh. Yikes. 'Nuff said.
I enjoyed this immensely! It was great fun!
I love it. It's how not to write a story. The plot was brilliant. Tamara
It was a little hard to follow with the a/n in the body but for the most part this was brilliant. It really is a great story. Tamara
LMAO. Mercy, these stories can just kill a person. Riddled with fangirlitis, authorsnotitis, and grammaticalnytmarishitis. Hefty diseases, highly untreatable. LOL. Fun story.