Deux
Chapter 2 of 4
bellarossiIn Hermione's last few days in France (or so she thinks), we see a little more about Neville, Remus and the Wolfsbane, a pleasant surprise, and Snape's finished portraits.
I don't know if I've said this before, but I've always loved the rain.
I don't mean the pathetic drizzle you get in London, where it just sort of drips all over you to trick you into leaving your umbrella in your bag, only to find that after you've been walking on the streets for ten minutes, you're soaking wet.
No, I'm talking about real rain. The rain that pours and pours and pours in the afternoon, when lighting strikes the sky and the thunder seems to rumble beneath you, and makes you squeak delightedly when the lightning gets too close. (Or hide under the covers, if you're that type of person, I suppose. Whatever floats your boat.) The type of rain that you sit inside with a hot chocolate and write poems in.
My father always used to call it 'creative weather', and I have to agree with him because I always come up with my best ideas in the fiercest storms.
The improved Wolfsbane Potion idea was born in that kind of weather, too. Remus, Neville and I were in Rouen, drinking whisky, and it was raining like hell, and I remember thinking that it was a really good thing I'd never needed to drive because the visibility was practically sub-zero, if that was even possible.
I'd said it aloud, and Remus chuckled in that bitter way that he laughs now, which always makes me want to hug him tightly because I don't know if bitterness alone can kill a man, but it sounds entirely possible.
'The way it's going now, I might just have to learn,' Remus had said with a smile that didn't have much to do with amusement. 'The Ministry's thinking of revoking Apparition rights for non-human species. And that includes werewolves.' He'd shaken his head and taken another sip with another bitter laugh that sounded forced.
At this point, Neville had surprised us all by slamming his drink down onto the table and standing up as a flash of lightning struck the sky. He'd had that look in his eyes that reminded me of that time when we were first years and he'd tried to stop us from saving the world.
'Damn it all to hell, Remus,' he'd growled and began pacing. 'There's got to be a way around all of this. If we can't change the opinion of the Ministry, then we'll just have to fix the problem itself. Hermione,' he'd said beseechingly, stopping to look at me with a pleading look in his eyes. 'There's got to be something that we can do. There has to be a cure, there just has to be! You're the best potions-maker I know. I'll supply the ingredients, but we have to do something about this. I hate this, this everyday refusal to acknowledge that being a werewolf isn't the damn werewolf's fault! Are you with me, Hermione?'
At this point I'd raised an eyebrow, shocked into speechlessness by Neville's rare display of anger. Then a grin spread across my face. 'Neville, do you even have to ask?'
Cue sudden end of storm as rays of sunshine peek through the clouds. Thankfully, that didn't happen. Rouen has a lovely way of raining continuously in that satisfying way all afternoon.
Rouen is a really interesting place, actually. It's supposedly where Erik from The Phantom of the Opera, only the greatest musical of all time, is from. It's also where the famous (or not-so-famous if you've never heard of it) Rouen Cathedral sits, looming over everyone. It's a quaint, historic sort of city where the yellowed walls and the creepers winding their way up and the cobblestoned streets tell their stories of war and romance and betrayal and tragedies, the kind of tales that your grandmother tells you on a rainy day while she's knitting a scarf.
Besides that, though, there's not a whole lot to recommend about Rouen. Neville's greenhouse, however, is an entirely different story altogether.
Being from an old pureblood family, and because his grandmother's finally thrilled about something he's doing for once in his life, Neville doesn't want for anything. He owns several hectares of land which are packed with greenhouses, each more interesting than the last. It starts off simply with basic ingredients like the herbs that he sells to both Muggles and wizards, like lovage and valerian. Then you've got the more interesting ones, like the Venomous Tentaculas, Mandrakes, belladonna, Bubotubers, et cetera. There's a large natural lake which has aquatic plants like gillyweed growing in it, and then there's another one for the really deadly ones like Devil's Snare which only Neville has the keys to.
Put it this way: Henri Rousseau would have loved Neville's estate. There are so many different colours that it's a bit like looking through a kaleidoscope, only there's more green than usual. They're sorted by colour, scent, toxicity, level of fascination, whatever. And what's absolutely guaranteed is that if you want it, Neville has it. And it's probably the best quality, too.
It's not like I haven't been there before or anything; in fact I've been there several times. The thing is, there's always something new no matter how many times you go, and knowing Neville I'm quite sure that's on purpose. He stocks the standard potions ingredients types, but his real love is for the more unusual, thrilling plants that make you go 'oh!' with a delighted smile on your face.
This probably explains why, at the moment, Neville and I are lying on the grass right now devouring plums and nectarines, watching a patch of fluxweed. Despite the fact, of course, that it's September and eleven thirty at night, it gets kind of cold. I'm only putting up with it because, as I said before, this is probably something that will make me fall asleep grinning. And Neville, bless his soul, only does it to make me happy.
Fluxweed by itself is rather plain and unassuming; it's a standard green herb that's sometimes known as 'false pennyroyal' because it smells minty. It's picked at the full moon for Polyjuice Potion, and it's known for its morphing properties, which is why it's used in Polyjuice in the first place. It's a full moon tonight, and Remus will probably be pacing about in London waiting to transform. The reason why we're here, actually, is because I do need some fluxweed for exactly those reasons. For Remus' transformation and its changing properties, I mean. Once it's picked it retains its properties for several months, but to get those properties it has to picked at twelve midnight, practically as the clock chimes. I've never actually seen fluxweed being picked at a full moon, so I'm interested in spite of myself.
Neville hires a lot of the local French boys to help him, especially with his Muggle buyers to guard the secret of the magical world. So in the daytime there's quite a bit of a bustle, when the little boys are running about with soil all over their faces, making them look a bit like soldiers in the trenches, only instead of rifles they're shooting herbs at each other.
I've gotten quite used to that kind of activity, so it's a bit eerie now because it's completely still. Neville and I are lying on our stomachs, propped up by our elbows, in about fifty layers of clothing and a blanket each. It's almost silent, save for the occasional rippling of the water in the lake and the crickets chirping. If I strain my ears hard enough, I can almost hear a nightingale song, but other than that, all is quiet on the western front.
I grab myself another nectarine and roll one to Neville.
'Cheers,' he says, sinking his teeth into it with a small sigh. 'Whussa tah?' he asks through a mouthful, tapping his wrist with his finger pointedly (pun not intended).
I roll my eyes. 'Eleven forty-five, and don't talk with your mouth full.' I give him my best haughty schoolgirl look as he does his puppy dog act with me and primly bite into my own nectarine, ignoring him.
He looks as if he's about to say something back, but then swallows and his face brightens suddenly. 'Hey, how was it with Christian? Did you get the Edelweiss?'
I grin back, remembering the white glow and how it transformed everything around it. 'It was great! He had this grumpy salesgirl called Constance who was pretty aptly named considering the continuous frown on her face. But when I opened the box with the flower in it, she smiled! And everything looked amazing. It's really gotten my hopes up because I'd had my doubts before. I'm really glad you pushed me to get one, or I don't think I would have done it.'
''Mione, I already know I'm amazing, you don't have to tell me, dear. But thank you.' He grins cheekily at me.
I chuck a plum stone at his head, rolling my eyes fondly when he winces, 'Oww! H'mione!' taking special care to elongate the 'e'.
The fact is, I can't say too much about the Edelweiss and how that comes in, and that's not because I'm being a prude either. If it hadn't been for Neville and his endless list of contacts, I don't think I actually would have bothered getting it at all. And I still don't really know how I'm going to use it. I've gambled a bit with it really, just because nothing else seems to fit as well into the figurative equation.
I chose it because of the obvious properties...healing, but also because of its purity and beauty. Werewolves are evil, by definition; the Edelweiss is pure and good. It's a bit like mixing black and white and getting grey. Since humans aren't purely good or purely evil, the 'equation' will balance itself to form something basically human.
But that's all theory.
However, since we are on theory, I'll also explain where the fluxweed comes in. Basically, if the Edelweiss has the properties of healing and purity, then the fluxweed should be the catalyst of change that triggers those qualities because of its morphing properties. It'll be a bit like mixing Polyjuice Potion and Wolfsbane together, so that the werewolf doesn't turn into a wolf at all, however harmless that wolf may be, but actually just stays human.
There's one little flaw behind all of this, though. The good news is that it is a very little one. The bad news is that we have no clue how to overcome it.
The thing is, both Wolfsbane and Polyjuice Potion are short-term potions. Wolfsbane lasts one night, and Polyjuice Potion lasts sixty minutes. This means that the next step would be to make it a permanent potion, and not just a monthly one. I mean, if we manage to even succeed in making a potion that stops the transformation, even if it's just monthly, that would still be pretty damn good.
Except that my name is Hermione Granger and I don't settle for second best, and that just damns everything to hell.
At this point Neville hits me on the head with a plum and hisses, 'Watch!'
I barely have time to look at my watch and see that it's midnight before the fluxweed begins to sway in an imaginary breeze. Slowly, so slowly, a silvery glow starts from the roots and steadily makes its way up through the stem, into the leaves, slowly, slowly. It keeps going and my eyes are watering because I don't want to blink and miss something. The area becomes bathed in this strange, moonlight-silver glow, until it reaches the purple flowers at the tips. The small flowers turn silver like the rest of the plant, and I almost blink until I realise it hasn't finished. From silver it turns to white, then a pale yellow. Pale yellow to orange, orange to blood-red, blood-red to a rosy pink, then to lavender, lilac, periwinkle, then blues, so many blues, from azure to ocean-blue to midnight-blue to indigo, then a deep, fathomless black. It streaks through several shades of grey before going back to silver, and then finally, a bright, pure gold that blinds us so Neville and I are peering through our eyelashes.
Then, suddenly, there's a small sort of phut! sound as the flower turns black and explodes in the space of about half a second. I finally allow myself to blink as tiny, delicate ashes flutter to the ground.
For a while there really is absolute, utter silence.
Then I remember that we're supposed to be picking this stuff, except that I think it's already too late.
This makes me say something very unladylike, and Neville grins fiendishly at me.
'If you're worried about why we're not picking this, don't worry. I've got enough to last you for at least six more months before I even need to think about picking more.'
'Oh,' I reply wittily. 'Then why are we here?'
He shrugs lightly. 'It was too beautiful for you to miss.'
I'm back in that stupid portrait shop.
I'm not thrilled to be spending my last day here in France in this shop, of all places I could have been in, but I do have to pick those portraits up.
When I open the door, all the portraits sitting on the side seem to go silent, like I've just walked in on some super private conversation. Then, out of one of the darker corners, one very familiar voice pipes up.
'Miss Granger,' it drawls, leaving me with no doubts as to whom the voice belongs. 'What an unparalleled displeasure it is to see you darken my doorway once again.'
'Professor,' I sneer back, all formalities forgotten. Portrait-Snape can't take house points or give detentions, after all. I find this reversal of power very satisfying, so I smirk and he glowers at me sulkily.
Out of the corner of my eye I can see the eyes of the other portraits flicking back and forth between us, like they're watching a tennis match. Portrait-Snape and I continue this staring match for a few seconds before Mademoiselle Chille-Roux bursts through the back door, forcing us both to break eye contact.
'Bonjour, Mademoiselle,' I say politely. 'I see you have the portraits ready for me, thank you for your owl.' I smile sweetly, then throw Snape another smirk for good measure. 'I trust that they're ready for me to take home?'
'Oui, they are finished,' she says, pulling out the two portraits. They look essentially the same, except one is Snape-less. There is a green wingback chair with silver ornaments, and some curtains in the background with books and other things on a small table. Snape himself is dressed in a long-sleeved black dress shirt and trousers, and there is a set of velvet robes which are so dark green that they almost look black folded neatly on the table.
'There is only one Snape, of course. But 'e will be able to go from one portrait to another, so 'e may choose where 'e stays,' she explains. 'I 'ope they are to your liking,' she adds, eyeing Snape warily. He scowls back at her and takes a seat in the chair moodily.
'They're perfect,' I assure her, Reducing the portraits to fit in my pocket and handing her a bag of Galleons. 'Very lifelike.'
A/N: Mmm. I do love Glenfiddich whisky. Good, well-aged whisky was always something I saw Hermione as the type to appreciate.
The fluxweed scene is a nod to 'What E'er Therein Is Promised' by Deeble, in which the scene is very similar. Author's honour, though: I wrote this almost three years after reading it, and only realised the similarity about three days after writing it. (Honest!) By the time I realised how similar it was, I couldn't take it out because it's essential to the whole story anyway. So yes, I did inadvertently steal that scene.
And if you have no idea what I'm talking about, which means you haven't read it yet, what are you waiting for?
Other things: Henri Rousseau was a French artist who painted jungle scenes and could use 50 different shades of green in his paintings. He never, in his life, saw a real jungle.
I also apologise for the shortness of this chapter; it was more of a transition than I would have liked, but I think the next chapter will make up for it quite nicely. :)
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Bwahaha!!! I loooooove the puns!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Haha I'm glad :)
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Haha I'm glad :)
I just read this after seeing on a SS/HG quiz. I'd love to read more when life calms down again and you get a chance to write!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Wow! I had no idea I was featured on the quiz. Do you think you could give me the link?
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Oh wait, found it. :) Thank you for reading though!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Wow! I had no idea I was featured on the quiz. Do you think you could give me the link?
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Oh wait, found it. :) Thank you for reading though!
Great fun - thank you!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Haha you're welcome :)
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Haha you're welcome :)
Oh, good for Hermione! I know that he is getting under her skin, but a little portrait revenge can really stimulate the brain cells. Imagine the audacity of an oil-based image in canvas telling her she was ugly! Who’s he to say such things. However, she will have to keep him around for advise, won’t she? hummmm
LOL nothing like a little ‘Térébenthine’ to make the snarly, recalcitrant professor storm off like a sulking child! Brilliant!Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Oh I just thought it was quite fitting. And anyway, who is he to lecture on appearance, honestly. Hahaha, glad you liked it though. Thanks for reviewing!
Sorry to hear you were sick. Hope you feeling much better now.Loved Hermione's revenge. All evilness wrapped up in sweetness. Definate match for Prof Snape!!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Thanks! Yes, it was, wasn't it? More to come soon, I'm a bit swamped with illness/exams/lots and lots of writing, but update is coming soon. Thanks for reviewing!
I didn't know you were ill so I'm glad you're better now. Now get back to business: I absolutlety love Hermione's revenge *evil grin soaked with sweetness*. Just one thing: where did you get that idea that Croissant are eaten with honey ?
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Thanks, hun. :] I feel better now. Hahaha, isn't it wonderful? I've always wanted to do the turpentine trick, but I had always had Mrs. Black's portrait in mind, so it's a nice cwitch.Ahaha incidentally, I know French people don't eat it like that, but when I was much younger, a friend of mine taught me to eat it like that, and it's just stuck since. When my friend Julien read over it, he said, 'but people don't eat croissants with honey, cherie' and I was like, 'well y'know what, now they do.' So that's how that came about. It's just one of those cute traits I like to give characters; they don't have much significance, but they end up making the character who they are.So,
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
, how do you eat your croissants? haha.
Response from snitchette (Reviewer)
I like them soaked in coffee.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Seriously?That's one I'll have to try.
Response from snitchette (Reviewer)
I must precize: black coffee (what else could it be ? )
While all of your story has had me laughing out loud (quite inappropriately, I might add, since my husband is trying to sleep), this line was has to be the funniest I've read in a long time: "Personally, I’m just glad they weren’t going to call them Lily and James—or worse still, Albus. That would have been terribly cliché."
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Oh dear. Well, I'm sure I would be much more appropriately contrite if it weren't for the fact that, ahem, 'lolling', as it were, was exactly the goal I had in mind. And believe me, you're not the only one. My roommate hates it when I'm writing because I'm always giggling while I do it! Ah yeah, that's definitely one of my most favourite lines. I just couldn't resist that little poke. I hope you like what's coming up, I have to admit that I loved writing chapter four because of this one particular scene that I just can't stop giggling over. Hope you like it, it will be up soon. Thank you for the review and the support. :]
O.K. I've been WATCHING, because this is fun, well written, unusual because of the first person voice (if a bit AU in terms of American turns of phrase) and INTERESTING! Is there a chapter quatre in the works?
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
There certainly is, but it's been a long time coming because I've been extremely ill. I'm just now recovering, so I figured I'd ease myself back into things slowly. It's almost done, I'll probably have it up within a week. I'm glad it's captured your attention, and I absolutely promise it will continue as long as my health continues to take a turn for the better. In the meantime, I've been writing some drabbles to get myself back into things, so you can read those! </shameless self-plugging> ;]
‘Bastard.’ Then I think about it and tack on a mockingly polite ‘sir.’ *snort*Very funny chapter! Well done!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Thank you! That is one of my favourite lines, but there are quite a few of them, haha. Thanks for the review.
Well you certainly had me snickering away through each chapter. Looking forward to the rest!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Haha, that's good to hear.
Thank you for the comment on the Albus Severus. Honestly, that epilogue seemed so cliche and fanfictiony (and not good fanfiction). I can see why you would be giggling. I love the fact that Hermione was the lesser of two evils for portrait Severus. :D
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
The epilogue was SO mediocre. It was basically bad fanfiction, only worse because the fans didn't actually WANT that to happen, so it fails both ways ahaha. Yeah, the names are so cliche and overused, it was like she read through all the dregs on ff.net and then decided she was going to write the epilogue. Sigh. Yeah, this chapter is giggleworthy, not sure if I can follow it up with justice but I'll try my best!
Love the fluxweed scene. I forgot to say on the last chapter that I love you working the woflsbane plot into this as well so that it's more than just the portrait. It also creates a wonderful reason for Snape to be around her, belittling her in his usual manner. LOL
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Yeah, it's a shame I won't finish it til after the challenge but I don't plan on giving this up at all. Mostly because it's a fun thing to write and because I have so many ideas on where this could go that I probably won't decide right til the very end. I mean, just having Snape as a portrait is so interesting by itself, so while I have a good idea of what's going to happen I will probably change my mind a couple of times to suit what I think will work. :)
Nice start. I like the use of first person to tell the story - it allows for the very fun inner monologue when she's with the painter. LOL That's the type of French person most non-French don't like. :D
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Hahaha, so true. I hadn't realised that I'd painted the French in a rather bad light (considering I know so many great Frenchies ;]) until about chapter three, but oh well! I'm glad you're enjoying it so far.
Response from phoenix (Reviewer)
For a stereotype to exist, there has to be some truth to it. I do know some wonderfully nice French people, but I have also met one or two who act like the painter. Of course, I know many idiot Americans, too. :D
Um, why doesn't she move the portrait to a lower spot, get a psychological advantage ?
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Hee hee. You'll see!
I love your Neville, strong and confident in his abilities now he is a man.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Neville is pretty awesome. I'll be developing him a lot in this story, so watch out for him.
"I like this side of Paris, where the streets are hushed and almost pensive". That's so evocative, you can imagine it clearly.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
I aim to please. :)
Oh, yeah. This definitely lives up to the promised Hermione/Snape interaction. I really like the way you've set everything up (and the EWE poke) and you've whet my appetite for the snarking to come.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Oh yes, plenty of snark on the way, I promise! Any SS/HG would be so wrong without it; it's like hot chocolate without the cocoa. So, so wrong and incomplete. ;)
"It’s going to be a long two months." Absolutely not. It's going to be a funny two months. I can't wait to see them arguing and Hermione puting a sheet on the portrait when she's fed up with him.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Hee hee, or better still, buying turpentine and sitting it in front of him, waving some cloth around threateningly. That ought to work quite well!
cliche' indeed LOLand it cracked me up to think of the lemon drops as being spiked - no wonder Albus was always offering them up when someone ws upset LOL
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Hasn't anyone ever thought so? I ALWAYS thought those things were spiked, ever since we learnt about Cheering Charms. I was seriously waiting until the 7th book just to see if it was mentioned. (And I was SO disappointed when it wasn't, hahaha).
Loved the chapter - too cute when Hermione flue called McGongall and she hurried out of the conversation - nice touch with Dumbledore's portrait chuckling in the background. Loved the interaction with portrait Severus. Good Chapter
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Thanks! I'm glad you liked everything. :)
Loved the first chapter. When she approached the painter for 2 portraits of Severus - that was funny that even there - Severus reputation still has carried forward. I liked the potions shop and the characters - good original characters - good chapter
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Thank you! I try to keep everything as light-hearted (and frankly just plain silly) as possible. :)
I like Portrait!Snape's and Hermione's interactions so far. I can barely wait to read more.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
I'm glad! Their interactions are fun, just because they can never quite decide whether to be nice to each other or not. It's going to be an interesting couple of weeks!
Ahaha... perfect humor in this chapter. I sniggered straight through the shot at the JKR's names and I love Hermione's reaction to seeing Snape's portrait there.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Hee hee, thank you. I love this chapter because it's just so silly that you can't help but laugh. It's nice to write such a lighthearted piece of fun. :)
That made me giggle too, and I love the poke at Harry and Ginny's children's names.
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
It was deserved-- they had it coming. ;)
I love the image of a "Rambo" owl, not to mention the little dig at the terrible epilouge!
Response from bellarossi (Author of Paris When it Sizzles)
Hahahaha, I wish I knew where that Rambo comment came from, it was so out of the blue that I almost deleted it after writing it. If made me giggle, though, so I thought, to hell with it, if it makes people laugh, all the better. And trust me, JKR had it coming: Harry James , Lily Luna and, insert retching here, Albus Severus? Hasn't she ever seen a baby names website before or something?