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It's Just Not Quidditch Chapter 1: It's Just Not Quidditch
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It's Just Not Quidditch

1: It's Just Not Quidditch

It's Just Not Quidditch

It's Just Not Quidditch

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Ladymage Samiko

For the grangersnape100 'page 197' challenge. Hermione is annoyed by Severus's actions.

Humor Romance Drabble/100-Word GrangerSnape100 128 Words 1 Chapter Complete
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"The contents of the thermos can be analyzed," Hermione pointed out.

"True," Severus agreed reluctantly.

"I could take you before the Wizengamot."

"You could try."

"I could hex you six ways from Saturday."

An eyebrow lifted. "Now, do you honestly think you could get the better of me in a duel?"

"Well, probably not," she grudgingly admitted. "But that was both unnecessary and unprincipled, Severus. It's simply not Quidditch to spike your wife's coffee with a lust potion. And damned if I'm going to let you just get away with it!"

"The riding crop's in the closet," he commented mildly.


AN: "The contents of the thermos can be analyzed," is the quote required by the challenge and comes from Nora Roberts' Affaire Royale.


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Latest 25 Reviews for It's Just Not Quidditch

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kimjo2

cute!  thanks

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EverMystique

LOL. Love the riding crop bit.

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Anathema

It's sooo not Quidditch! [snort]I'm gona be stuck with that phrase now.On another note, why doesn't my coffie ever gets spiked, hmm?!?Life just anit fair.Ah, well. I'll just go read some PWP.But seriously - a great, funny piece.

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FruGal

Bad Sev. Caught again. Lucky Hermione gets to punish him.

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Montara

Hmm..a litle kink...:))

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