Sketch
Chapter 2 of 3
blue_parisDraco gets a taste of how Muggles live and attends a job interview.
ReviewedKnock knock. Knock knock. Knock ... BANG BANG.
"Aaaarggh!" Draco threw the quilt back and jumped out of the bed he'd been lying comfortably in moments before, wondering why on earth anyone would want to knock on his door at...oh. It was ten thirty in the morning. No wonder.
Draco dashed through the still unfamiliar living room, wincing as he was half blinded by the bright sun shining cheerfully through the huge window. He peered through the spy hole carefully and recognized Vannell. He glanced down at himself to make sure he was decent and pulled the door open.
"Morning," Vannell said brightly. "Did I wake you? Sorry, mate." He entered without waiting for an invitation and closed the door behind him.
Draco glared at him for a moment, then shook his head and walked into the kitchen, pulling a cupboard open at random. It seemed Vannell had at least had the foresight to stock the kitchen with some basic items, including coffee. He pulled the bag of dark roast out and glanced around the kitchen. "Err." He looked at Vannell, holding up the coffee.
"Oh." Vannell took the bag and rummaged around a drawer for a spoon. He pulled an oddly shaped, apparently electrical, gadget out from another cupboard and placed it on the granite counter.
Draco watched in fascination, his mouth half open. "You have a wand," he pointed out.
"Yes, but you can't use magic, so you're going to have to learn how to do this manually," Vannell pointed out, spooning coffee into the top of the gadget. He filled a glass with water and poured it in, then pressed a button and stood back. "All you have to do," he began, pointing to where he'd poured the coffee in. "Is put two spoons of coffee in, then pour one large glass of water into this bit," he pointed at the other side, "and then hit the button..."
Draco was still gaping at him as if he had sprouted neon green tentacles.
"And then it comes out, all ready made, in the pot." Vannell motioned to the rapidly filling pot.
"Right." Draco raised an eyebrow, stepping forward. "So you put the coffee in here," he said, pointing to one side of the strange item. Vannell nodded, smiling encouragingly. "And water here," he pointed to the other side.
"Yes..." Vannell pulled two cups from a cupboard and set them on the granite island behind him. "And push the button, yes."
"I see," Draco replied. "Okay. I think I can handle that." he nodded.
"Milk? Sugar?" Vannell enquired.
"Dash of milk and one sugar, please," Draco answered.
Vannell prepared the coffees and handed Draco a cup, which he accepted gratefully.
"Hurry. You've got a job interview in a couple of hours, and we've still got to get there," Vannell told him.
"This is Covent Garden," Vannell explained conversationally as he and Draco stepped out of the building. "There's a few decent shops down that way." He pointed towards a large square. "And this is where we're headed." Vannell nodded towards a building that had a large, circular sign outside it with a strange red and blue symbol, with the words 'Covent Garden' printed across the middle.
"What is it?" Draco asked as they crossed the road.
"A tube station," Vannell replied, leading him inside.
Vannell purchased tickets for both of them and spent several minutes explaining to Draco that you had to simply push the ticket into the stile and it opened. Draco watched in horror as his ticket was eaten, but after a moment it popped out of the top of the stile, and he took it and rushed through the barrier.
"I don't understand Muggles," Draco muttered, breathing heavily as he followed Vannell down a long, moving staircase. "And why is this thing moving? I mean in Hogwarts they move location, not step by step..."
"It's convenience for Muggles," Vannell answered.
"Convenience." Draco shook his head disbelievingly. "What the hell is that?" he asked, staring in bewilderment as they stepped off the escalators and were greeted by a large, colorful map that had various names printed next to a long blue line.
"Tube map. Now, these are the easier ones to read," Vannell replied. "See, if you know where you're going, you just have to find it on one of these, and then you know which train to take. As we need to go to Oxford Circus, which is on a different line, we need to change at Piccadilly Circus, which is listed on this one." Vannell pointed to the map on the left.
"I see," Draco muttered, looking little short of horrified.
They stepped onto the platform, pushing past people in suits, tourists consulting maps and teenagers looking like they'd been dipped in tar and decorated with various scrap yard objects. The train pulled up to the platform and the swarm of people stepped forward onto it.
Draco regarded the massive gap between platform and train and hopped over it, biting his lip. "Unbelievable," he muttered, grabbing onto a pole in the middle of the train to keep from falling over as the train took off.
It took them a little less than ten minutes to reach Oxford Circus, where Draco's ticket was again eaten and spat back out at the stile. Vannell led him out onto a packed road, clusters of people so close together that they had to fight and push their way through.
A short walk brought them to an almost empty side street, an odd and sudden change to the cramped and crowded atmosphere of where they'd been only seconds before.
Vannell pointed to a sign hanging off a building a few feet in front of them. As they got closer, Draco examined the sign and saw that it had only one word on it: 'Sketch'.
"Come on," Vannell said, stepping through the doorway. Draco followed him, looking around curiously. The hallway they were now standing in was painted so that the walls appeared to have a stone texture. At the far end, a chair was built into the wall, made to look as though the hallway was a cave and time had created a chair shape out of the stone. A rather modern looking chair, at that.
"Jared, is that you?" a woman's voice called from inside. Spanish pop rock was blaring loudly from the speakers in the room to the left where Vannell motioned for Draco to go. "'Lo, Isabel," Vannell said with a nod to the woman walking towards them.
She had dark hair that fell to past her shoulders and strange, dark eyes that seemed to be flecked with green. She shot Draco a smile, which he returned brightly. This couldn't be so bad if she was the boss...
"Draco, this is Isabel. She's the manager," Vannell told him, pulling a stick of Drooble's Best Blowing Gum out of his jeans pocket.
"Nice to meet you." Draco nodded, extending a hand. He wondered briefly if she was a witch; she might have been a Muggle, yet there was something about her that seemed vaguely... offbeat.
"So, Vannell tells me you're looking for a job," Isabel said, walking back through what Draco now realized was a bar. Instead of a door leading back to the hallway, there was a stone archway; the walls were done in the same stone texture. The room had a very high ceiling, and as it was still light outside and the actual bar was still closed, the only lights on were over the bar. Four large, crescent top windows showered the room in light.
"Have a seat," Isabel told them, motioning to the bar stools as she walked around the other side of the bar.
"Err, yes, a job." Draco nodded, sliding onto the stool.
"Good," Isabel replied. "We need another bartender to work eight to two," she said.
"Bartender," Draco repeated, glancing sideways at Vannell. "Well, I'd love the job," he told her, smiling confidently. Vannell, he noticed, was muttering something under his breath.
Isabel nodded, smiling knowingly. "And, ah, you know magic is strictly prohibited in the bar, yes?"
Draco's eyes widened, but he didn't express his surprise. "I don't plan on using any while in the close vicinity of Muggles," he answered.
"Okay, good. Then, come around here." Isabel motioned to the end
of the bar.
Draco obliged, sliding off the stool and walking around next to her.
"Ingredients." Isabel pointed behind them, where there was a shelf that stretched to at least ten feet, piled to the edge with various bottles. She pointed to three compact refrigerators under the shelf. "More ingredients." She pointed to the smaller, stacked shelves next to the refrigerators. "And tools. I want you to mix me a basic Cosmopolitan."
Draco nodded, flashing her a brief smile, and moved toward the shelves filled with glasses and other utensils. He had no idea how he knew a Cosmopolitan was supposed to be served in a martini glass, but suddenly Vannell's odd muttering made sense. He pulled the glass off the shelf and placed it on the counter opposite, before moving to grab a large bottle of plain vodka off the top shelf. He added the other ingredients and finished by adding lime garnish, doing so with a flourish. "Cosmopolitan." Draco nodded, flashing Isabel another smile.
She returned the smile knowingly and picked up the glass to take a sip. "Hmm," she said, nodding. "Not bad. Well, you'll do for now," she told him with a smirk.
"Good. When do I start?" Draco slid a glance at Vannell and nodded his thanks.
"Tonight," Isabel replied. "Get Vannell to show you around here. He can explain what sort of service you'll need to provide and what sort of clientele we get. Be back by six thirty."
"Okay. Thanks." Draco nodded.
Vannell gave Isabel a friendly handshake and nodded to the door.
"Think you can handle that?" he asked Draco as they stepped outside.
"Yeah. Handy bit of magic you did," Draco answered. "All right then. Well, Mr. Malfoy, you'll be tending the bar at one of the hippest in London, so keep your head down and play the role."
"Does it get easier, being constantly surrounded by Muggles?" Draco asked. He said 'Muggles' as though it were a disease.
"Yeah," Vannell replied. "Just takes some getting used to."
Draco nodded thoughtfully.
"Anyway, how about we grab a cup of tea before I show you around?" Vannell suggested cheerfully. "There's a coffee shop just around the corner, which might be worth remembering."
Draco chuckled lightly and nodded. "Tea it is."
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And where tf is the next chapter???
ROTFL! I am curious to see which other Muggle inventions he will come across and how he manages his life!
i have to say again, I love your style of writing, it is awesome. keep up the great work, i want to know where this story heads and damn it, i want to know now!!
you describe London so well as if you had lived there all your life<grin>
great style of writing love it
great writing, good start, i love the way you write
What is half and half? :)
Response from blue_paris (Author of Mr. Bartender)
Half and half milk =D White Russians are made with cream or milk, and certain people prefer non-fat milk or half and half to whole fat, just like with coffee.
I always wondered. Why are they always coffee shops, not tea shops? It's the same here, yet just as many people seem to drink tea as coffee.
Draco in Muggleland. Now, that, I have to see! :)
cool, I take it the mumbling must have been a memory charm. Wicked fun!
XD Okay, you've hooked me, line and sinker all. I must say I hope Draco's put the phone back on right. It would be rather amusing for the manager to go back, and see it in some odd position. Along with, of course, the usual annoying sounds of a phone off the hook. ^-^
Hehehe... What a situation for Draco. I look forward to seeing how he copes.
Ah, and the plot thickens. I could nearly feel his confusion when the bloke was explaining things to him. LOL Bartending's not so bad though. :)
Damn! I didn't notice this was WIP, what a shame it was never finished, it was really very good.
Draco seems to be all set to enjoy muggle London.
It will be interesting to see how Draco copeswith the muggle world.
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Really like this so far, can't wait to read more. Interesting to read completely from Draco's point of view.
Mr. Bartender, let me tell you my secrets....
Oh, this is going on my must read list.
looks interesting--who will be the bartender? Malfoy, or Snape?
I'm quite intrigued to see where this is headed.