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A Perfectly Potent Potion
Squibstress10 Reviews | 10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )
What can an imaginative potions master and his not-so-coy mistress do with a little extra Polyjuice Potion?.
Warnings: Professors getting it on. Multiple pairings (sort of): f/m, f/f, m/m. Maybe some crackiness around the edges. Oh, and non-con, in a way.
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Squibstress
Member Since 2010 | 36 Stories | Favorited by 103 | 43 Reviews Written | 528 Review Responses
I'm a middle-aged, professional writer of non-fiction and would-be professional writer of fiction who also writes Harry Potter fanfiction just for fun.
I’m a proud member of the Harry Potter Old Lady Smut Brigade, which means I’m most interested in the older female characters in the Harry Potter saga, particularly Minerva McGonagall.
If I had received my Hogwarts letter back in nineteen-mumble-mumble, I would most likely have been sorted into Ravenclaw, or so everyone tells me, probably because I’m a geeky data-freak (my Real Life™ requires me to read piles of medical journal articles.) I, however, think I’d feel right at home in Hufflepuff too, so I consider myself a Ravenpuff.
The fics I write may contain adult themes, and I will always warn for non-con, graphic violence, bestiality, incest, or underage sex. I don't warn for homosexual relationships or sex, or for threesomes/moresomes, unless they contain one of the aforementioned elements.
Disclaimers: Anything from the Harry Potter universe belongs solely to its creator, J.K. Rowling, and her licensees. Original plot, characters, dialog, etc. are mine.
My stories are available for use under a Creative Commons attribution, non-commercial, share-alike license (CC-BY-NC-SA).
I have a blog: http://squibstress.wordpress.com/.
I'm also on LiveJournal and Twitter (@Squibstress).
I maintain a master list of (mostly Minerva-centric) recs at Diigo.
I am a proud member of the Harry Potter Old Lady Smut Brigade.
Reviews for A Perfectly Potent Potion
I tried, I really did ... I got as far as Hooch and ... well ... my Protestant mind just couldn't ... great idea for a story and brilliant writing, as expected, none the less.
What a most unusual use for that potion. I laughed and snorted with delight at the pairings. A super wee story that is sure to keep me smirking at its memory. Thanks.
Response from Squibstress (Author of A Perfectly Potent Potion)
Glad you enjoyed it.It was certainly fun to write.Thanks for reading.
Almost as evil minded as sex with the squid. I thought for sure Minerva was gonna bugger him! Not quite the go fuck yourself I had in mind.
Response from Squibstress (Author of A Perfectly Potent Potion)
I forgot the squid! Oh, well. Next time.Thanks for reading!
I love these two together! There is just a dynamic there that works well, and this story is no exception to that. I can totally see Snape plotting all week about which body to approach her with. I'd also think that Minerva was sitting around trying to guess about the next weeks identity, but she is surely too busy playing with Angus ... which I read as Argus at first and wondered what the story was behind that naming, lol. this was fun all the way through, but the end made it all the better. Thanks for making me laugh!
Oops. Bit hard to explain the points gain when there are no students present. LOL
Response from Squibstress (Author of A Perfectly Potent Potion)
Exactly!Thanks for reading.
*maniac laugh* I'd love to hear their explanations...
Response from Squibstress (Author of A Perfectly Potent Potion)
Yes, I left that to the reader's imagination.Thanks for reading!
“Thank you. Now would either of you care to explain the method by which each of your Houses acquired seven hundred points prior to the start of term?”OMG! I laughed out loud. Did not even think about that when Pomona and Filius were buzzing agitatedly in their tête-à-tête.Well done!Beth
Response from Squibstress (Author of A Perfectly Potent Potion)
Thanks. Glad you enjoyed it!
Like.
Response from Squibstress (Author of A Perfectly Potent Potion)
Thanks. It was fun to write.
A little odd, but interesting to see what sort of adventures one might get up to with polyjuice lol.
Response from Squibstress (Author of A Perfectly Potent Potion)
Yes, I always figured that's why Polyjuice was invented. But I guess I just have a dirty mind.Thanks for readingt!
Seven hundred points....ahem, ahem. Now THAT'S tough to explain! Wishing them good luck for that...:P Loved this story...it was innovative and amazingly hilarious!
Response from Squibstress (Author of A Perfectly Potent Potion)
If anyone can explain it, it's the two of them.Glad you enjoyed the story. It was loads of fun to write!