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Of Rhinos and Men

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Of Rhinos and Men

kellychambliss

16 Reviews   |   16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Drama Romance post-DH/DH compliant Slash Friendship Epilogue What Epilogue? Forbidden Forest 8,076 Words 3 Chapters Complete
Alastor (Mad-Eye) Moody Minerva McGonagall Severus Snape

After recovering from the injuries he sustained in the Shrieking Shack, Severus Snape retires to the Cotswolds, opens an antiques shop, and finds himself in possession of some unusual merchandise.

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Chapters (3)

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Chapter 3: Chapter 3


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kellychambliss

Member Since 2008  |  38 Stories  |  Favorited by 52  |  8 Reviews Written  |  426 Review Responses

Teacher, editor, dyke, coffee and tea lover, amateur actor, leftist, book collector.

Fan of:  McGonagall, Snape, Moody, Flitwick, Filch, all the older HP women.

4TPs:  McGonagall/Hooch, McGonagall/Grubbly-Plank, McGonagall/Snape, McGonagall/Moody.

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Reviews for Of Rhinos and Men

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10/10

mick42

Great begining, I would love to see a sequel. 

Response from kellychambliss (Author of Of Rhinos and Men)

They'd make a perfect dynamic duo of darkarts fighters, wouldn't they?  Thanks for reading and reviewing; I appreciate it.~~Kelly

10/10

mick42

This is not a pairing I have seen before, but you make it work beautifully, I'm loving the banter as foreplay.

Response from kellychambliss (Author of Of Rhinos and Men)

This was my first experience with Snape/Moody, too, and I was both pleased and surprised at how well they worked together.  Thanks for reading!

10/10

mick42

A great first chapter, it really pulled me in. So many questions, I have to run to the next chapter and seek the answers. 

Response from kellychambliss (Author of Of Rhinos and Men)

Thanks!  I hope you'll enjoy the rest, too.

10/10

sunny33

Like that. is it?  ;D

Response from kellychambliss (Author of Of Rhinos and Men)

Ha!  Thanks for reading and commenting; hope you enjoyed it.~~Kelly

10/10

sunny33

The tension has ratcheted up and now is about to explode! :)

Response from kellychambliss (Author of Of Rhinos and Men)

For me, UST is often the best part of a story.  ~~Kelly

10/10

sunny33

Love the trading of insults.  They have well matched vocabularies! :)

Response from kellychambliss (Author of Of Rhinos and Men)

That was my favorite part to write, actually -- the insults/banter.  Thanks for reading!~~Kelly

10/10

braye27

This was a bit of a different story than I had expected, but I do love your characterizations.  And I still want to know more about the boy and his family's "curiosities."From the ending, I get the feeling we may not have seen the last of Severus and Alistair, Minerva, and the mysterious boy.Beth

Response from kellychambliss (Author of Of Rhinos and Men)

It's a story that sort of cries out for a sequel, doesn't it?  I hope the Dynamic Duo of Snape and Moody are cleaning up dark artefacts even as we speak.  Glad you enjoyed it; thanks for your thoughtful comments.~~Kelly

Response from braye27 (Reviewer)

It's a story that sort of cries out for a sequel, doesn't it?

The would be a great big YES!

10/10

Squibstress

I love the way you give us the beginnings of a relationship in small, telling scenes. The sparring-as-foreplay is delicious.As is the final line.

Response from kellychambliss (Author of Of Rhinos and Men)

Thanks!  I'm not usually a slashe, as you know, but Snape/Moody appeals to me.~~K

10/10

Squibstress

This is the kind of chapter that makes me say, "I really hope this turns out to be a novel."The set-up is mysterious and full of intriguing possibilities, and as usual, your characters jump right off the page and make me want more, more, more!(Moody as a toy rhino is brilliant. I'm hoping to hear about the joke.)

Response from kellychambliss (Author of Of Rhinos and Men)

I'd love to write something novel-length, but I just don't think I have it in me.  The joke turns out to be pretty silly, but at least Moody cracked himself up with it.~~K

10/10

braye27

Oh, my!  Things have taken on a new tone, and I wonder if Minerva is going to feel left out?Beth

Response from kellychambliss (Author of Of Rhinos and Men)

New chapter soon!  Thanks for reading.~~K

10/10

braye27

I'm a sucker for Dark Arts curiosities, and I can't wait to see just how Severus operates.  Moody is so moody, and I'm dying to know why turning himself into a stuffed rhino would be a joke for Minerva.  I want to know more about that young man who brought the rhino to Snapes' shop, and how he came to have the rhino in the first place.  And now I'm off to the next chapter.Beth

Response from kellychambliss (Author of Of Rhinos and Men)

Glad you're enjoying it, Beth!  I think the Dynamic Duo of Snape and Moody might make a good team.~~K

10/10

Phyllidia

Wow.  Glad to see you ignored my silly ramblings and got right to work.  You've set a trend now.  I will expect the next chapter tomorrow.  Like to be on top, do you, boy? Oh myyy, that's a loaded question if I've ever heard one.  *blush*I'm really liking their personalities and the banter.  Wouldn't have thought of this pairing but the way you present it, it works.And a sort of cliffie.  So soon.  I think they might not be the only ones who like to torture a bit missy...........

Response from kellychambliss (Author of Of Rhinos and Men)

I'm not usually much of a slash writer, but when I was assigned this pairing for a fest, I realized it could work. I grew quite fond of the boys together.~~Kelly

10/10

kickthemoon

Definitely enjoying this!  Can't normally see this pairing but you're making me re-adjust my boundaries (that's got to be a good thing).  Love Snape's characterisation and Moody's seems true to life too.  As I say, the age gap and their prior history make this is a difficult pairing to make believable, this chapter made inroads with the latter but would definitely like to see more of their war chats.  Certainly one for the favourites, keep it up!

Response from kickthemoon (Reviewer)

Forgot to add that I love the dialogue and writing!

Response from kellychambliss (Author of Of Rhinos and Men)

I agree that Snape's and Moody's past history makke this pairing unlikely.  I wasn't sure it would work, so I'm glad to hear that you're finding it convincing.  I'll chalk up their changes of hearts to the war /g/.~~Kelly

0/10

QuarterBloodedWitch

Wasn't that boy a muggle? How did he know how to identify a dark object? And to bring it to a muggle shop if he were a wizard?

Response from kellychambliss (Author of Of Rhinos and Men)

More will be revealed about the boy in subsequent chapters.  And the "Muggle" shop is just a cover.  As Snape explained, he "lets it be known" (discreetly and secretly, of course) that he's in the market for dark things.  So word gets round, in a clandestine, underground sort of way.  Thanks for reading!~~Kelly

10/10

Phyllidia

*bounce bounce bounce*  I try to avoid chapter 1 only fics--I'm impatient and like things that are finished or at least has a lot of chappies for me to devour.  But there was a rhino.  Rhinos + HP = ??? So, I HAD to read it.  *squeee*  That was just, I, oooooh.  I want to visit his shop; sounds like someplace I could get lost in.  I want to write messages on his dirty windows to irritate him.  Please tell me Mad-Eyes patronus is a rhino.  And that he's a rhino animagus.  And what's up with him and Min (sounds a little kinky).  Well?  Why are you reading my nonsense and not working on the next 47 chapters??? 

Response from kellychambliss (Author of Of Rhinos and Men)

Thanks!  What a great review.  Fear not -- I'll have another chapter ready in a day or so.  Thanks for reading/commenting.~~Kelly

9/10

DawnEB

Oh, I enjoyed that, and really liked the premis behind Snape's shop.  It would be nice to see how he comes by and deals with some of the other curiosities that come his way, with or without help from Minerva or Moody (hint, hint)

Response from kellychambliss (Author of Of Rhinos and Men)

Thanks!  So glad you enjoyed it.  It may just happen that Minerva shows up later. . .~~Kelly

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