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Alone and Palely Loitering

Squibstress

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Humor Drama Psychological Slash Hogwarts Castle 3,332 Words 1 Chapter WIP
Albus Dumbledore Nicolas Flamel Other Canon Witch/Wizard

Immortality seemed a good idea at the time, but it has its disadvantages. Over the years, Nicolas Flamel has had many, many romantic entanglements, but no one flusters him quite as much as Albus Dumbledore. And Dumbledore may have one last surprise up his spangled sleeve.

Winner - 2nd Place, Best Dark Story (Gen) - Fall/Winter 2013 HP Fanfic Fanpoll Awards

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Squibstress

Member Since 2010  |  36 Stories  |  Favorited by 103  |  43 Reviews Written  |  528 Review Responses

I'm a middle-aged, professional writer of non-fiction and would-be professional writer of fiction who also writes Harry Potter fanfiction just for fun.

I’m a proud member of the Harry Potter Old Lady Smut Brigade, which means I’m most interested in the older female characters in the Harry Potter saga, particularly Minerva McGonagall.

If I had received my Hogwarts letter back in nineteen-mumble-mumble, I would most likely have been sorted into Ravenclaw, or so everyone tells me, probably because I’m a geeky data-freak (my Real Life™ requires me to read piles of medical journal articles.) I, however, think I’d feel right at home in Hufflepuff too, so I consider myself a Ravenpuff.

The fics I write may contain adult themes, and I will always warn for non-con, graphic violence, bestiality, incest, or underage sex. I don't warn for homosexual relationships or sex, or for threesomes/moresomes, unless they contain one of the aforementioned elements.

Disclaimers: Anything from the Harry Potter universe belongs solely to its creator, J.K. Rowling, and her licensees. Original plot, characters, dialog, etc. are mine.

My stories are available for use under a Creative Commons attribution, non-commercial, share-alike license (CC-BY-NC-SA).

I have a blog: http://squibstress.wordpress.com/.

I'm also on LiveJournal and Twitter (@Squibstress).

I maintain a master list of (mostly Minerva-centric) recs at Diigo.

I am a proud member of the Harry Potter Old Lady Smut Brigade.

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Reviews for Alone and Palely Loitering

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0/10

anoesis

My goodness, I love that you've upgraded Perenelle from the footnote on a Chocolate frog card to a real, breathing, scheming woman in her own right.“Now,” she said, “I will live.” I don't doubt that she will!

Response from Squibstress (Author of Alone and Palely Loitering)

Thanks. I've long wanted to write something about the Flamels, who got very short shrift in the books, I thought.All those "Chocolate Frogs" characters intrigue me, actually.

Response from Squibstress (Author of Alone and Palely Loitering)

Thanks. I've long wanted to write something about the Flamels, who got very short shrift in the books, I thought.All those "Chocolate Frogs" characters intrigue me, actually.

9/10

Chaoticclara

A very interesting take on the Flamels and on immortality. And Dumbledore?! He should so much have been in Slytherin. Scheming old .. git.

Response from Squibstress (Author of Alone and Palely Loitering)

Thanks for reading.Dumbledore would have been right at home in Slytherin, I think.

Response from Squibstress (Author of Alone and Palely Loitering)

Thanks for reading.Dumbledore would have been right at home in Slytherin, I think.

0/10

Phyllidia

I almost passed this by.  But luckily I didn't.  Marvelous, brilliant, audacious.  Huzzah!

Response from Squibstress (Author of Alone and Palely Loitering)

Thanks for giving it a chance and for your kind words!

Response from Squibstress (Author of Alone and Palely Loitering)

Thanks for giving it a chance and for your kind words!

10/10

mick42

He really didn't learn very much about women, in all the long years of him immortality.

Response from Squibstress (Author of Alone and Palely Loitering)

No, sadly. Some people never do learn.Thanks for reading!

10/10

phoenix

Very brilliant. I loved seeing the Flamels and how Nicholas dealt with being immortal. I love how the Elixir affected Perenelle differently and the ending... ouch. Thank you

Response from Squibstress (Author of Alone and Palely Loitering)

Many thanks! I've long wanted to write something about the Flamels, so this was lots of fun. Glad you enjoyed it.

Response from Squibstress (Author of Alone and Palely Loitering)

Many thanks! I've long wanted to write something about the Flamels, so this was lots of fun. Glad you enjoyed it.

10/10

HBAR

What a unique story, and a fascinating take on the story of Flamels.  I almost passed this up, but I am glad I read it.  It was funny and chilling all in one.

Response from Squibstress (Author of Alone and Palely Loitering)

Thanks for giving it a go. I've long wanted to do something on the Flamels, whom I find fascinating.Glad you enjoyed it.

Response from Squibstress (Author of Alone and Palely Loitering)

Thanks for giving it a go. I've long wanted to do something on the Flamels, whom I find fascinating.Glad you enjoyed it.

0/10

dsky

-- Closes mouth --

-- Blinks --

-- Closes mouth again --

-- Snorts --

-- Giggles --

That was absolutely hilarious. In a very, very, very twisted way.

I do like irony.

Response from Squibstress (Author of Alone and Palely Loitering)

Thanks. It was really fun to write. (My first totally Minerva-free story, BTW!)

Response from Squibstress (Author of Alone and Palely Loitering)

Thanks. It was really fun to write. (My first totally Minerva-free story, BTW!)

10/10

droxy

Ouch!

Response from Squibstress (Author of Alone and Palely Loitering)

Tee hee!Thanks for reading!

Response from Squibstress (Author of Alone and Palely Loitering)

Tee hee!Thanks for reading!

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