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morgaine_dulac

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Humor Snapshot Drabble/100-Word Malfoy Manor 426 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Bellatrix Lestrange Lucius Malfoy Narcissa Malfoy Severus Snape Tom Riddle (Voldemort)

Lucius Malfoy learns that having his wand taken away by the Dark Lord is not the worst thing that can happen.

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morgaine_dulac

Member Since 2008  |  52 Stories  |  Favorited by 122  |  948 Reviews Written  |  2,443 Review Responses

Born: in the glorious year of 1979, when Dio joined Black Sabbath and Peter Pettigrew started passing on information to the Dark Lord

Colours: black, green, silver

Passions: writing, cooking, baking, witchcraft

Obsessions: quite a few, chocolate for one (hi Lupin!), but mainly a certain Potions master and a blond DE.

When I am not writing alone, I co-write with my favourite Ravenclaw star_girl. Look for sevs_starsisters to find our stories.

Published writer since 2014. Original fiction is good fun, but I find myself returning to fan fiction every now and then 

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10/10

loreen77

 Giggle, giggle, giggle. Gray hair, doesn't it suck to get old. 

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

Sucks big time!

10/10

phoenix

I wonder if Lucius should feel sad or relieved. Very funny twist on the wand scene

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

Hm, this was good fun to write! :-) Spontaniously, I'd say Lucius should be relieved, but I guess it's still a hard blow to his ego. Thanks for reading!!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

Hm, this was good fun to write! :-) Spontaniously, I'd say Lucius should be relieved, but I guess it's still a hard blow to his ego. Thanks for reading!!

10/10

tambrathegreat

Too funny!  At least Lucius got to keep his hair, as badly kempt as it was.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

It's bad enough JKR took his wand. Losing his hair as well would have left him a broken man. Not even I am that cruel :P

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

It's bad enough JKR took his wand. Losing his hair as well would have left him a broken man. Not even I am that cruel :P

0/10

Phyllidia

*snort*  Now I can see all the Death Eaters rushing to put gray highlights in their hair.  I guess Granger is safe too.  Tho' Voldy with bushy hair and no nose......*Aggghhhh* I suddenly have visions of Voldemort terrorizing the Wizarding World by kidnapping people and shaving them bald, all in search of the perfect wig!  Damn you!!!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

You mean like Jean-Baptiste Grenouille in The Perfume, but with hair instead of scents? (Down, evil polt bunny, DOWN!)

Response from Phyllidia (Reviewer)

So, (if it's like the book) when Voldy puts on the perfect wig, his Death Eaters are going to live up to their name and eat him?  And since he has split his soul so many times, is he unfullfilling kind of like Chinese food?  The DEs are hungry again an hour later? And can Severus be out that day?And as for the plot bunny...you started this--so GO FORTH EVIL BALD PLOT BUNNY and make aMUSEing havoc (let slip the bunnies of war?)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

This isn't as bad as it sounds :P

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

You mean like Jean-Baptiste Grenouille in The Perfume, but with hair instead of scents? (Down, evil polt bunny, DOWN!)

Response from Phyllidia (Reviewer)

So, (if it's like the book) when Voldy puts on the perfect wig, his Death Eaters are going to live up to their name and eat him?  And since he has split his soul so many times, is he unfullfilling kind of like Chinese food?  The DEs are hungry again an hour later? And can Severus be out that day?And as for the plot bunny...you started this--so GO FORTH EVIL BALD PLOT BUNNY and make aMUSEing havoc (let slip the bunnies of war?)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

This isn't as bad as it sounds :P

0/10

hexgirl

*Snigger* I didn't see that one coming. The idea of Snape as Lucius's stylist is hilarious, but who is going to do Snape's hair?*Volunteers*

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

Get in line, woman! :-)

Response from hexgirl (Reviewer)

*Stands in line with large bottle of Loreal, because he's w...* I can't bring myself to finish that sentence ;)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

Get in line, woman! :-)

Response from hexgirl (Reviewer)

*Stands in line with large bottle of Loreal, because he's w...* I can't bring myself to finish that sentence ;)

0/10

Rose of the West

~snerk~ How would it look for someone who's immortal to have gray in their hair? I guess Lucius is safe after all. Good to see a story from you!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

It's been so long, I almost couldn't remember how to post :PI'm picturing Voldie with Lucius' hair. That ain't no pretty sight!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

It's been so long, I almost couldn't remember how to post :PI'm picturing Voldie with Lucius' hair. That ain't no pretty sight!

10/10

sunny33

Can see why he didn't want Bella's then . :)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

Merlin knows where HER hair has been ;-)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

Merlin knows where HER hair has been ;-)

0/10

moiramountain

Methinks Cissa best reconsider and make herself scarce - and of course there's Draco - he of the equally white-blond, albeit shorter, locks... run away lest ye both be stricken bald !!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

Now there is a crack fic waiting to be written. All three Malfoy bald. Thehehe :P

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

Now there is a crack fic waiting to be written. All three Malfoy bald. Thehehe :P

0/10

AdeliaMaggot

LOL!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

:-)

10/10

wiccakitty

 I thought for a moment that they had discovered that Lucius had nits or maybe was a secret brunette!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

Eeeeew, nits!! Me and my friend were talking about him being brunette, actually. That could have been fun, too! Slighty disappointing, though. :-)

10/10

Elou

*giggle*Thank you, I thought it was lovely.  I wasn't sure what he wanted, but then I caught the jist of it.  Oh, and then the grey...Bwahahaha!Lovely indeed~

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Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

Thanks for leaving a note, btw. That is always appreciated!

10/10

Elou

*giggle*Thank you, I thought it was lovely.  I wasn't sure what he wanted, but then I caught the jist of it.  Oh, and then the grey...Bwahahaha!Lovely indeed~

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

Love to make people giggle!

10/10

nagandsev

Hahaha! Oh, no! Voldy's sure they're not just natural highlights? Poor Lulu, Azkaban really did a number on him, but we'll still love him-- grey streaks and all

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

I'll love him all grey or even bald :-)

10/10

mick42

Not the HAIR, anything but that!!! Somehow I just can't see Voldemort as a blonde.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

Golden hair, a pink dress... yeah, come one! :)

0/10

debjunk

Oh, that's too bad for Voldy.  You would think Lucius would seek out Severus' help with this prior to being embarrassed by the Dark Lord.

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

No, no, no, nooooo! Nobody must know!!! (Sorry, Lucius, messed that one up for you.)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

No, no, no, nooooo! Nobody must know!!! (Sorry, Lucius, messed that one up for you.)

0/10

HBAR

Voldie in a wig, lol?  Take anything from Lucius, but not his precious hair. :)

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

Every now and then, my Muse is on crack  Thanks for reading! Glad I could make you laugh!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

Every now and then, my Muse is on crack  Thanks for reading! Glad I could make you laugh!

10/10

snitchette

I'd love to Voldy with a blond wig on his head!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

Photoshop!! :P

Response from snitchette (Reviewer)

Don't tempt me or I might produce it!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

DO IT! You know you want to!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

Photoshop!! :P

Response from snitchette (Reviewer)

Don't tempt me or I might produce it!

Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of I Require Your ...)

DO IT! You know you want to!

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